THey say "RACHEL STOP TOUCHING THAT YOU FILTHY DIRTY GIRL!!!!!!!!!"
and it makes all the school girls grow up to lust after men who don't want to touch their foo-foos.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

IF YOU GET YOURSELF PREGNANT YOUR PELVIS WILL EXPLODE!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

P Uh-huh-huh!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Now this I'd pay to see

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I imagine his 'shitting himself to death' departure from this world was very similar.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

IT WILL IF AL IS THE FATHER
i am not sure what part of this you aren't getting, you're normally not one of the slowest around here. is it because you haven't seen a picture of his MASSIVE PUMPKIN HEAD?

i would ask al to draw one, but there might be a conflict of interest here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I've met Al
I wasn't particularly struck by the size of his head.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Was he far away?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

He was playing a banjolele

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

would you want to eke it out of your pelvis?
and don't even think about lying to us
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Would I like to give birth to a full grown adult?
No.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

i notice you avoided the question about having al's pumpkin buried in your pelvis

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

As long as he uses plenty of lube and works up slowly, initially just using one finger, I should be ok.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

blimey
al, i think you're in here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Too busy marvelling at its shiny hairlessness to notice its size

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

in actual fact, the nuns had glued all the pages on reproduction together in the library
i reckon we knew more than they did, and we were 10.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Yeah, "glued"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

these women were in their 70's and 80's
i hope you feel ashamed and slightly sick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

DEFCON BONGLE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

"Shame Bongle"
The best kind of Bongle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

"Our Father......"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)