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altalt: cream THEN jam
this is importnat
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:44, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Bollocks

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)
sorry I forgot
cream THEN jam THEN carrot
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)
What with the addition of carrots, I'm assuming we're talking about Cornish pasties
but I haven't seen any with cream and jam in. Is this some wonderful new recipe from Ginsters, the makers of the only genuine pastie?
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)
2013 is the year I finally managed to find a 'tin miners pie'
That's a Cornish pastie with apple pie in one end.

I've wanted one since I saw it on Blue Peter as a child.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Carrot in scone is surprisingly acceptable.
However the correct order is Butter then Jam with a dollop of CORNISH clotted cream on top.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I don't like your stupid country or your stupid cream.
Lady pig used to bang on about a place that did cornish cream ice cream and that it was amazing. You know what? I didn't like it. Fuck you and fuck Cornwall.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Excellant Rant
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(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)
why would you need two fats?
the cream acts as a lubricant then the jam adds flavour
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Expert rimming tips.

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)
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(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I LOVE IT WHEN SHITFUCKTARDS LIKE CREEPY GRANDPA PAT EVEN EXCEDE THE BOUNDS OF THEIR OWN CRAZY WORLD AND TRY TO ERASE WHAT THEY SAY. IT IS 201, WHEN EVERYTHING SAID LIVES FOREVER. THIS CREEP DEVELOPED A WHOLE NETWORK BUT HE THINKS HE LIVES IN 1870.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)
So grandpa Pat is Wilfs new sockpuppet?

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)
this sounds like you approve of dolmio day sex
you're fucking gross
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Yeah, like you've never gone in for a bit of that, only to leave the guy looking like the victim of a horrific hit and run?

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
i can honestly say never
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(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

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(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Do you put butter on a cheese sandwich?

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)
He puts cheese on a butter sandwich cos he's a backwards cunt.

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
cheese isn't a lubricant

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
EXACTLY!!!! WHY WOULD SHITFUCKTARDS NOT LUBRICATE THEIR CHEESE IN TODAYS SOCIETY EVERYTHING IS THERE TO SEE
WE NEED THIS NOW SHITPANTS
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Cream isn't a lubricant

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Just a spoonful is

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)
how very loving

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)
good question
no, never. but that's because i would never make a sandwich that was just cheese. it would have cucumber or coleslaw or something else in there.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
what is important is to put the nasty jam and cream in the bin where they belong
and put a bit of real butter on it.

done.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)
You have a shit mouth with shit taste buds made of shit.
It's probably why you let men shit on you.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)
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(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

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(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)
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(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)
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(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)
yeah sure why not

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
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(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)
POTD

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

T O
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I usually eat them as I would a biscuit, whole with nothing on them.

(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)

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(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

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