Anyone want to see my gaff?
www.keatons.com/buying/property-for-sale/1-bedroom-property-for-sale-in-Pritchards-Road-E2-kearps-BOW130773-1378287036
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:27, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just realised the curtain pole in my sitting room needs fixing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

They have really stretched some of those pictures.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I know, it's hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Don't mention the brothel?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

hahhaha like in Fawlty Towers!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Is it bollocks that big

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

s-t-t-t-t-t-r-r-r--e-e-t-t-t-t--c-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Also, "it's variety of quaint cafe's"
Did you not insist on proofreading this first?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

GET ME THE MANAGER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Ha. Good spot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)

£300k ! That seems mental for a 1 bed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

I though this until I saw the 'modern' kitchen.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

It's situated within a creative hub though Gonz. It says so on the internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

In a mansion style building no less

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

It would be amazing to be near that market and those resturants.
But I donno, your flat is about 1/3 off the size of mine and 50% more expensive, and that's after i've done my one up.

I guess your flat would be awesome if I was one of those poncy £50k/website designer types with a chawowah dog.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

These are the wankers to which it is being marketed.
I don't expect to get more than 280 though. Even that is preposterous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I'd be well worried about being mugged if I was one of them in that area though; but i'm a proper pussyole.
I guess also you'd do well with cityboys who just want a yard thats interesting and quite central to london and get back to their family on the weekends.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

You're more likely to get yarnbombed or flashmobbed by hipsters than robbed.
It's not like it was when I bought it. Unrecognisable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Cool, sounds alright then.
I can see why you love living there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

same as mine bruv and it's smaller than that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Creative hub?
Is this code for toothless Asian gobjob merchants?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Impressive record collection there monty.
I've just bought a controller after not mixing for years.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

His collection of "Now that's what I call music"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

That's not all of them either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Oh, that reminds me I went to a car boot sale a few weeks ago and found Electro 3
It was scratched to high heaven though and didn't have the original jacket
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I have all of them. In vgc-excellent you're looking at probably £18-20 each,
less so for the rubbish later ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

My wife dispairs at my flicking through Vinyl
Last time I was in London I spent about 45mins in the Stables at Camden going through a second hand record shops wares
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Vinyl Her knicker drawer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Well yeah who wouldn't?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I know mine does
I am more confused as to how you got into my house
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

By appointment like the rest of us

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

are you Simon Pegg from popular sci fi zombie rom com "Shaun of the Dead"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Don't get him started on that again

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

It's another COOL STOR-EE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Steve Wrightlolz
Thinnest on the ground of all lolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

*mr angries*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

What sort of stuff is it?
I used to mix garage and dnb. The deep house type stuff that sounds like garage got me interested again; can't be arsed with dnb now though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

There's all sorts:
funk/old skool breaks
hip hop (about 50% of them)
50s rock'n'roll & surf rock
60s-70s hippy stuff
70s heavy rock
punk
reggae
old skool rave

load of stuff
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

CHAS N DAVE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

That is disappointingly civilised

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

No bumhole pics either.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I see he's hidden his ukuleles.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

The things that have gone on in that place, you would not* fucking believe.



*you totes would
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Have you had a tea party?
I will bet there were oddles of scones
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

This
Nice looking gaff, son
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

there aren't even any samurai swords on the walls :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I wanna know who the bust is of
I hope it's Lionel Richie
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)

My grandfather YOU PRICK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Lionel Richie is your grandfather? Wow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

I don't like to talk about it but yes. Yes he is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I KNEW YOU HAD A LITTLE COON IN YOU

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Only yesterday morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

What a feeling
that must be
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

This is easy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Heeellllooo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I like the way the bust is large in the first pic, then tiny in the next one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Breast cancer lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

POOR BRAD PITT :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Brad Titt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

My swords aren't on the walls.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

do you keep them in a replica of the Vulcan ceremonial sword box from "Star Trek III: fucking whales innit"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Yes*


*yes
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

It's so clean...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Also, good luck with the sale

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Maybe I should buy it?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I'll give you a discount!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)