Could we please keep break-up stories back for a few more weeks, until Hartley Hare's wife has found out about his affair?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WHO FUCKED HH
Was it you, hornmaster B?
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

He's fucking his ex. His wife will be devastated.
He doesn't think he's cheating though, as he's only doing the ex up the council.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I never expected it, he seemed so harmless
I didn't realise he was dicking his ex raw with his shit covered saveloy
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)

No consideration for his wife, who has tolerated him, raised his kids and fucked him once every couple of months for years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)

If they split up, you can have a pop at his missus, and he can shack up with yours.
I should have been a relationship counsellor, or an Agony Aunt.
"Dear Bear Pookie, I have this problem...", I'd be fucking great I would.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)

One day everyone on this site will be linked via vag
Like a human centipedal monk's chain
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

You come back in here
With your tails of journeys overseas and expect to be caught up to speed with Double H and his dick deeds... Come on Mr The Oban just poke fun and be done
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I need a blow by blow account, with extra details

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

It started innocently enough, but quickly escalated in to a tale of sickening depravity & broken morality.
First there were the text messages. Then the sexy pictures. Then they 'met for coffee' one lunch time. Before they both knew it he had her on the back seat of his Austin Montego on the top floor of a Nottingham NCP.

They both told themselves it was a one off. A way of resolving 'unfinished business' between them, but that clearly wasn't the case.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Now he spends his evenings
sexting her while wanking into his sleeping wife's hair
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

You lot are worse than a knitting circle

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Yeah I know
at least with a knitting circle there is a potential for useful knitwear
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Kroney will be devastated to hear this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)

We're not the ones cheating on our wives. You bastard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)

haha
You would love this to be true
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Well to be fair mate you still are
decree absolute an all that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)

You assume I have been in another relationship since I left in April.
This is not the case.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate
Has it gone a bit floppy since the break, they have pills for that now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Or lolly sticks and sellotape.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Dead prossies don't count, right?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)

^ This guy understands ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

He came on here last night asking for advice.
Everyone said don't do it. He did it anyway.

men are ruled by their dicks, apparently.

B3TA to the rescue
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)

I don't think he realises that Mrs Hare comes on this site.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Yeah only a fucking idiot would make that mistake

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

The truth has to come out one way or another.
She'll be upset of course. Then angry, when she realises every time she's let him pummel her he has been thinking of banging his ex.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Haha
This post is almost Rory worthy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Heyyy man
heyyyy
you ok?
need a tummy rub?
( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Me? nahhhh, I'm tip top thanks Theo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

aw I wanted a fucking

( Theoban What of it, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)