Less than two hours?
That's not much of a claim. I could get to many parts of the country in that time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

or 3 junctions of the m6
fuck i hate the m6
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

The M6 is undeniably shite.
From about J 34 to the south end whereupon the M5 or 4 takes up the bar of shiteness and raises it to a whole new level.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

when i drive home
the m40 is a blissful stretch of 100mph goodness, free of other motorists. then the m42 slows it right down.

then the m6 comes along and ruins it all. EVERY. TIME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I do enjoy the nostaglic feeling of driving on the toll road

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

It's almost as if the further North you go, the shittier everything is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

More sensibly priced

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

this isn't true
there are few bits of the north that are as shit as catford or clacton pond or parts of brixton or streatham or southampton...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Hull
Bradford
Wigan
Sunderland
Middleborough
Blackpool
Mansfield
Burnely
Stoke
Liverpool
Preston
Selby
etc etc etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

have you been to catford?
some cunt threw a snowball with a rock in it at my car "for being a posh twat".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

hey people can be dead wrong anywhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I fucking LOVE the M6

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

M6 up from about Blackpool is good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

It actually gets very scenic once to get upto about junc 38

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Not to drive on, I make millions from it each year
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1988324
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

OH.MY.GOD.
HH is RORY!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

In which case.
He'd use a TrOLL ROAD!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Oh yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

You mean your employer does.
You simply struggle on, occasionally scraping together enough spare cash to 'treat' your mistress to a couple if hours in a seedy B&B.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

It was certainly seedy once they left

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

The bad news is she was seeded too
HH got some splaning to do mmmm hum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Well of course it's the company profits, but it's my contract that I fought hard to acquire

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

the next time i am stuck in traffic on that interminable shithole
i will ram a pin in your voodoo doll for every 10 seconds of my precious life that gets wasted
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Wait you already have one for me?
who else have you got one of?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

just you...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)

But dont fret it doubles as a dildo
so if you ever feel your ears getting wet...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Ergh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY BLACKPOOL!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

That's the point it gets cobbled.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

+together by hh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Is it because you get off
on the idea of it causing swipey pain...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

It's like painting the fourth bridge, they cant knock it down so they are constantly doing concrete
repairs to it, I send about 2-3 Artic. loads of Sika products there each month
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Yep they are just about to do a load of bridge repairs arent they

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

oh, that'll help the traffic
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

It will help more:
than if a fucking bridge collapsed onto the carriage numbnuts.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

so long as i've already driven under it, zero fucks given

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

They have never stopped doing repairs since 1965

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Her indoors has been having to do eco surveys on a load of bridges
hence me knowing...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Soz 2hr 40m to get to me... You arent allowed now

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)