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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lamb chops in the end. Pretty good.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:47, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Nice.
I've got a cracking home made spg bol for supper.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Fascinating.
No really, do go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)
I made it a couple of weeks ago and froze it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)
*takes notes*
My goodness, what a life you lead.

Pray continue.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Well the secret is no tomatoes save for a bit of puree.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Did you do it properly? With chicken livers?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
the only proper thing to do with chicken livers
IS LEAVE THEM IN THE HAPPY LIVING CHICKENS OR THROW THEM AWAY IF YOU'RE TOO LATE
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Shut up. You know nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Not this time. But I do on occasion. It's fucken' lush.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)
You cooked a hamster?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)
don't tell dozer

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he's got one in the "oven" right now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

coo fuc
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)
mint suace OR redcurrant jelly
this is important
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Mint sauce dude.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)
*shakes head sadly*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Never tried that with lamb. Not particularly inspired to either.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)
it was designed fror lamb
mint sauce is an abomination
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Something something Noddy Holder

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)
i had vegetable sushi from monty's favourite place sainers

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I hope you used a clean serviette

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)
DO NOT USE THAT WORD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I knew was was a frightful cunt Monters, but this is TOO FUCKING MUCH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Sainers, mersh?
You work in The City. You can get better sushi than that. I like abokado.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Yes, it makes lovely gwakamole too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)
no such thing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)
^ this ^
although there is a nice mexican near covent garden (amaaazing food) that makes it fresh at your table, so you can choose how much chilli etc goes in it. i wish i liked it, as all my friend who try it start orgasming on the spot.

www.cantinalaredo.co.uk/
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bitches be slippin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)
The nice one on Upper St Martins Lane does that. Nommy.
Asia de Cuba have got an affer on at amazon local today.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)
is that the one you mean?

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Exactamundo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
it is extremely good nosh

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"'Nosh', as I'm sure you fluent Yiddish speakers know, is a noun formed from a bastardisation of the German 'naschen'. It is a verb, and can be construed into two distinct nouns. One, 'nosh', means simply 'food'. You have decided that this is what i meant and removed the 'a'. I am insulted enough that you think you have a better ear for English than me. But a better ear for Yiddish? I doubt it. Because the other noun, 'nosh' means "a session of eating" - in this sense you might think of its dual valency as being similar to that of 'scoff'. you can go for a scoff. or you can buy some scoff. the sentence you left me with is shit, and is not what i meant. Why would you change a sentnece aso that it meant something i didn't mean? I don't know, but you risk doing it every time you change something. And the way you avoid this kind of fuck up is by not changing a word of my copy without asking me, okay? it's easy. Not. A. Word. Ever"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)
i was expecting stunned to make a "noshing off" joke
i was not expecting this
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do you know what it is?
www.theguardian.com/media/2008/jul/23/mediamonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)
yes, the guy is a total toolrash
greggs hat was in love with his daughter
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What a nonce

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
i think she's older than we are
oh my fuck up, she's his sister, not his daughter
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hahahahaha worst cunt in the world EVER

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)
It's one of the best things on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
100% agree

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Jew boy in uppity shocker.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Unheard of.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
There you go, spasmo.
abokado.com/ý
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Yeah great link 'spasmo'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)
"link"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
It's what you're the missing one of.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Oh, bravo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
well i've dun a clcik

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
i kind of want to click, but the grammar is hurting my eyes, so...
... i would have clicked HARD for "well, you would know, being the missing one" or something more... elegant.
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you know you are thone of the things what you represent that word you typed.
Silly cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
er....
what??
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haha!
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)
God what I wouldn't give for them to open up a branch down the road from me.
Moving away from Farringdon was the worst thing that has ever happened to me in my life.
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the problem is, i don't like good sushi
the seaweed tastes too strong/tangy of fish for me. i like cheap sainers' sushi better than most.

although if you insist on taking me up the heron tower for a sushi samba, i will manage to cope.
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I'll take you up the heron tower alright, love.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
i bet myself you'd say that within 60 seconds
i was juuuuust out
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Any drinkypoos?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID DRINKYPOOS

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bitches be sippin'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)
why, you.......

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sushi is utterly dull,
I don't want cold rice for dinner thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
i like it if you mix it with crunchy vegetables and a bit of cream cheese and then i pour lots of spices on it (cajun today)
but yeah, primary motive = 250 cal lunch
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Hi Gonz!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)
hahaha i don't do the mixing
someone at sainers does that.

i just pour the spices on afterwards!
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But there's people starving in Africa!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
are you trying to turn him on?

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Not knowingly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)
then you have a lot to learn

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pics pleez x

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HERES A PERSONAL FAVOURITE LOLOLOL
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)
oh...no thanks Dr.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
That's my stethoscope in the picture.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
you're a bad person

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Because I googled 'starving Ethiopian children'? I'm bringing awareness to their plight.
I'm like Lenny
Henry......OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
GADANGA!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Do you mind? I am eating.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Desmond Tutu lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Can you please stop trolling me, I can't take this kind of trolling.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)
tru facts

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