If they're bringing back anything, it should be the birch
and the Generation Game.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:26, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Its good, but its not right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Why couldn't Forsyth have nonced up some kids, eh?
It's not fair. We've lost Rolf, yet that stuttering cunt is still on the telly.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Pop sensation 'Lemarr' was right all along, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

There certainly isn't.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

That's Catchphrase you twerp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I can never get the conundrum bit on that.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

The Gold Run is worth the wait though

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Chutney Ferret. Put yourself on the Hotspot, please.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Who am I? I am a landlocked European principality etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I hated that show.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)

NEAUX WAIIIII
IT WERE B0$$
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Noel's House Party... Without Noel.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Noel's House Party with Noel Fielding

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Noel's House Party with Helen Fielding.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Noel's Field Party at Helen's House

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Noel Fields Helen's Party House

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)

The thing that I've always wondered is...
How did they do that 'hidden camera' bit? This was the mid-90's; cameras were bigger and attached to an outside-broadcast van?

How come nobody was ever having a shit, or a wank?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

and those cunts on the Big breakfast who sent Cheggers round.
Fuck off, Cheggers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I would be very upset if I'd been woken up by Cheggers knocking at my door.
Live on tv or otherwise.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Why the Generation Game?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Why not?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Why not bring back the Clangers?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Why not indeed
Kids tv is wall to wall Japanese toy adverts these days

/old
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

^ Nonce

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)

:O

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Lacist

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Damn fine idea
Since they were knitted toys, extra employment opportunities for grannies making them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I'd get single mothers, doing it.
Move them into disused army camps. Make them pay for their Godless sluttery.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Yeah cos I heard they ceremonially burned the puppets after each episode
Ensuring a constant stream of work for 'Nans' across the country
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)

MASSIVE CLANGER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Combining corporal punishment and a popular game show could be good.
Baseball bat and Noel Edmonds.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Roy Walker and a crossbow

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

"Spankety Spank"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)