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How long/how many viewings of my flat without an offer before I drop the asking price, property types?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:45,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Ain't that the job of the estate agent?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:45,
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Well they'll tell me when they think that's necessary but I wondered what folks think would be long enough to start thinking this(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:46,
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I really can't help you on this, I'm a bit busy doing research at "Which Tent"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:49,
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The A1 is *lovely* this time of year.You'll be fine!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:49,
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fuck that, the A30 has so much more to offer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:51,
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Well that's the magic of tent life - it's so flexible!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:53,
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I'll gaz Rory maybe he has some tips(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:54,
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And the original Yurtprick might have tips too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:55,
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How long has it been on for & how many viewings have there been?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:50,
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It's the damp patches on the carpet from Stunned last visit that is putting people off (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:51,
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Carpets?No thank you!!! I'm in the original floorboards 'cool' gang.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:52,
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OAK 111!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:54,
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less than a fortnight and mebbe 10 viewings? Two more tonight and another on Saturday.I'm not suggesting it's time now, and I am in no hurry to sell, but I've never sold before so I just wondered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:52,
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I'd give it another ten days, then have a chat with the agent; see if there are any common themes in terms of feedback from those who have viewed it.'I couldn't live near all these blacks'.
'It stinks of piss'
'who the fuck are Electric Headfunk?'
etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:56,
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These are already emerging:1) short lease
2) ground floor
These seem to be the main issues.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:57,
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what kind of a moron doesn't ask those questions before going round to see it?god i hate people
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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I don't see why ground floor would be a problem, but the lease length is understandable. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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Yeah the ground floor thing has been raised by single female buyers who have 'security' concerns.Lease, yes, I can't say I'm surprised.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:59,
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Secretly, women like that WANT to be raped. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:00,
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Bitches.In other news I am interviewing a potential nanny for my daughter at 6pm.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:07,
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But your ex doesn't work does she?What do you need one for?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:10,
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My ex is starting a three-year long course in a couple of weeks, Mon-Thurs mornings. Not at my expense thankfully.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:11,
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Oh that's alright then.And actually, nice that you're being consulted.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:12,
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You don't lose £56k in a year (on top of what she could account for) by sitting around doing fuck all.No point in staking a claim on a man and then digging his gold if you're not going to spend that gold.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:17,
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You should get lazy people inThey like the lack of stairs
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:12,
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I lived on the ground floor in a flat and no-one raped MEIt's insulting is what it is
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:14,
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Me neither,I ended up having to rape myself in the end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:15,
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Trickier than you'd think, too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:33,
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Also how can single females afford to buy?I assume they made off with their husbands money.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:14,
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The slatterns.I suspect they are all courtesans.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:15,
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Fucking Ground Floorwhat did these cunts think when they went to look at a fucking Ground Floor flat.
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Stupid women GOD I HATE THEM(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:00,
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What she said.with the amount of viewings its not like it is sitting dormant so if the price was too high then you wouldn't get anyone through.
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Yeah I'm not concerned yet,also prices round there are going up by 0.75% a month anyway, so in time it'll be a bargain (!)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:00,
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No way, back already?Mental!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:29,
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66 yearsI've a statement guaranteeing a share of freehold for £25k though
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:54,
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