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BATTERED IS A PRICKAlt- BATTERED IS A PRICK
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HEEEEEEEEEEEY MOANEROOOOOOOOOOOH MOANER
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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mama's got a brand new gag(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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she's gonna groove it the whole night long(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:47,
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that what you have there old chap is what the kids today call 'teh joke'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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I know that now. TBH, my heart's not in it tonight as I'm watching that fussball and a trifle distracted.
Go oan yersel, min.
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Bo Diddley is one of my favourite musicians of all timeThere. I've said it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:47,
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Once again, this is not news to anyone. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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That he is, old boy.That he is.
You know what time it is?
STORAGE WARS!!!!!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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No, STORAGE HUNTERSPlus another shit one I've found, Baggage Battles
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:49,
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Storage Heaters is good. You spend all night watching them warm up. Then the performance is shite.
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Yeah. That.I saw something with baggage auctions the other day. Not as good as SH though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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It's ok while SH isn't on, but its not really 'Money!'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:56,
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I'm loving his pimped out Luger.I bet Monty would have bawled his eyes out seeing what they'd done to a WW1 German pistol.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:59,
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I dunno, he was well into seeing the Fürher in full colour vision.He might enjoy a Lug-dazzle.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:01,
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I've got better things to do than be here a lot So could you p'raps explain WHY Battered is a prick?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:49,
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I want a critique, not an apology.If you think the cap fits, though...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:51,
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His overweening egoHis conceited little slips about how much he earns
He looks like Zammo
He claims not to wear designer gear yet wears Armani suits
His assumption that internet strangers give enough of a shit about him that he 'announced' his divorce on here like this site is Hello! magazine
He likes Billy Bragg
His condescension
His lowbrow cultural tastes
Can someone take over please?
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Do they though? Do they?Are you sure? Certain? Sure? Want to check and report back to me?
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To walk a mile in a cunt's shoes, one must be wearing loafers.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:02,
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It's helpful as far as it goes - not bad things to be pilloried for Continue...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:00,
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Evening all.(Including evening)
Have you been behaving yourselves?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:01,
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Alright?I have. I have been exceptionally good today.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:03,
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Alright great grandadYou and Phudders have a combined age of 130.
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Alright Plumbob.Have I clicked on stats by mistake?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:06,
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Not too low fives,I hardly know you. Still, it's nice to make your acquaintance.
That pipsqueak Dozer chap informs me you're from NE Scotland. True or false?
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False. Exiled from the capital.You're a bit fuckin nosey aintcha?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:34,
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Oh look out.Krusty the clown's been drinking.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:04,
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Oh, Fuck Fucking Macedonia.Cheating bastards.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:11,
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Now, THAT is what I'm talking about!*runs round room with shirt on head*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:16,
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If that's the kind of talent we've got coming up in Scotland,then why the hell are we still so shit?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:17,
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That, and sitting in shop doorways muttering.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:27,
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Yesssss! There's a new portable telephone out!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:15,
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Does it looks like a cross between a phone box and a Victorian bathing hut?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:36,
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Dunno. Ent seen it. But I certainly hope so.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:38,
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Tinker etc is jolly decent so far, rat fans(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:40,
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what is upsetting is how old Oldman looks ie me(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:42,
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but my father is Nimoy.Oh do keep up dear boy I know you find it harder than the other boys but really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:46,
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Yes, you did tell me that.I will immediately update my file to include this interesting snippet of Boyce-life.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:52,
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if you don't buck up your ideas your parents shall have a letter do you understand(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:56,
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I did get a letter home from school for 'racist bullying'For calling a German boy a Kraut and a Nazi.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 21:57,
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It's all a bit scotch in here tonight innit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:02,
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You're not one of them are you frogso?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:04,
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Not him with the massive tadger on that hill in Dorset then?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:31,
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some of it is okcf American whiskey YOU RACIST CUNT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:10,
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it's shitIncredibly I've actually seen it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:07,
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I don't know who to believe when a Facebook moron says"Seriously worth the wait! Epic film!"
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:08,
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After reading and absorbing your critique, I will give it a miss.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:13,
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That's far too much to take in when I've been awake for 18 hours.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:19,
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period detail is great in Tinker. They were in a Wimpy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:09,
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I spent the whole time wondering what the fuck is going on. And I've read the book!
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basically they are all pricks(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:13,
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Something something braw bricht moonlit nicht the noo something(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:06,
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*enquires as to the whereabouts of Donald's troosers*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:06,
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Take your partners for you're favourite dance, The Dashing White Pudding Supper.
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*cruises for a piece of ass*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:21,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:09,
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I have a bottle of Balvenie Doublewood in the kitchen, I might have a wee dram afore my bed.(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
All Scottish men paint their arses blue, wear skirts and kiss each other. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:21,
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But why paint the arse? It's quite, erm, bent, yeah?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:31,
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It's what you expect so we hate to disappoint. Also, some cunt always does it when yer drunk and we hate buying turpentine.
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Oh, it's a tourst thing. It all makes sense now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:40,
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Well, you know, it sort of, well gay and that.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:30,
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The bit where you put your winkles in each others mouths. Which are also painted blue, so I hear.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:33,
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Maybe I've misunderstood.Where is Scotland anyway? Is it in London?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:35,
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Given the choice of a ten year old laddie and a fifteen year old, I'll take the ten year old every time.(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
NO WHISKY CHATJust been listening that N-Joi live CD in the car, whilst grinning like a loon and remembering....
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Their Live in Manchester lp is both a superb live rave pa but also a microcosm of that scene at its peakNo doubt you were pooing your huggies pull ups about some sadcore woofters but really do be quiet dear
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:43,
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You missed loads of good shit an' allI've heard loads of that stuff from mates who are your age. Just sounds dated and shit these days.
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The thing about Orbital, is you take one look at it...Go into orbit and walk away? Yeah, that's it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:43,
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orbital were shit tho bar Chime(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:44,
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I do actually have an Orbital 12, Funny Break.But that's only for the Plump DJs remix.
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And that one about clouds after they shortened their name.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:47,
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Your comment helpsI just go with the opposite and find it true, never fails
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There's a substantial amount of stuff that goes straight over your head, isn't there?(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
No idea bruv.I'm just using it as shorthand for 'boring'. And yes, I realise the tautology involved, but Loaksy here is in fact a very dull man, so the tautology in this case is justified.
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Jesus fuck yerBattered shoehorns his divorce into threads as often as Chompy used to mention his girlfriend at the slightest suggestion of a dropped hat.
Nobody cares.
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He does mention the ex wife ALOT I have noticed.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:58,
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If you say soI think I just confused my housemate, he walked in to see me absolutely cracking up at a cooking show.
If you haven't seen it already, watch 'The Incredible Spice Boys', it's ace.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:54,
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yer I saw some of thatThe dudes were in Edinburgh. They did a spiced up cranachan which looked well tasty.
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So far, everything they've made has looked excellent(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:00,
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I recently weighed in at about 11.5 stone, not too tubby these days(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:03,
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I only own one, and it only comes out during festivals, simply because it's very warmAnd fewer people are offended there.
Probably going to bin it soon, anyway. No longer interested in festivals.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:10,
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You're at the age where you should be staying out until 6am doing class As in nightclubsYou little scamp.
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You were doing that at 25?No thanks, whilst coke wasn't top bad, after the Fuck up with the pills, I'd rather not go there again.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:17,
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I'm still doing it at 33.And pills in any environment except for a club or a house party are shit.
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Did them at a metal festivalMissed most of Alice Cooper because I was freaking out like a mong.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:24,
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You twat.Who told you that MDMA would be any good at a metal festival? Worst possible environment. It ent the drugs fault that you had a shit time.
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Aye, I know it was a retarded ideaDrunk me thought it would be fun.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:32,
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Drink and pills don't mix well either.What the blithering fuck were you thinking?
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I was about a crate inOne of the lads with us had been chatting to another group. He ran over to us, and said we could.have 5 pills for £10. Drunk me figured 'why not?'
Sober me realised my idiocy within seconds of taking them, so had to put up with it for.about 10 hours.(I took 2)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:43,
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Sorry, it's only Scotland, Rave and Car Chat tonight.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:55,
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You sound like my obnoxious former father in law.You know, the one that wasted 100K on a shotgun wedding.
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I really liked Glasgow, and had my best ever burger thereDoes that count?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:01,
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Yes, this is just on the line of acceptability.But I want to see a marked improvement over the coming weeks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:02,
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Sorry, I no longer have any friends that live there, not much I can do(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:04,
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Well I no longer have any friends.So, needless to say, you had the last laugh.
Wait, what?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:05,
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Glasgow is a cool city.Thriving art scene, vibrant nightlife etc. Great music scene an' all.
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No way of saying this that won't sound ridiculousBut Glasgow has the best rock club I've ever been to.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:19,
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I hadn't until I went to GlasgowGive me alternative pubs anyday though, mind.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:26,
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You need to come over to Leeds againI'll take you to some cool places.
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