I thought this was an ok question.
So fuck y'all.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What was the question again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Injury woes

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

A/S/L?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I cut the end of my finger off in a bench saw.
And badly cut my wrist putting my hand through a window.

Got a nice scar on my leg from a barbed wire fence and on my shin from a brick wall.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

what happened to your face?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I smashed out my front teeth while pissed, after getting out a taxi to be sick.
After lying unconscious in the road for a while, once said taxi driver had stolen all my money and left me to die, I was found by some do-gooders who stopped to help this poor man (me). In a bizarre twist of fate these do-gooders happened to be two sets of my friends parents, so that wasn't embarrassing.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

ooof
did they put them back, or do you have a blowjob gap?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

New ones put in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)

*cancels visit to Folkestone*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

*Appreciates correct spelling*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)

And I got them! Thanks Santa!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)

from a barbed wire fence and on my shin from a brick wall. where my foot used to be
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)