being fairly feminine in type and overly feminine in appearance
i quite enjoy this meme
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good. That's all I've got today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

the beauty salon near my flat is staffed with gorgeous asian girls
we were told that one of them used to be a man, and was kicking up a fuss because she isn't allowed to do intimate waxes. my then flatmate and i were avid to work out which one it was.

then one day, we saw her. a 6'3" black girl, with hands like shovels, a voice like gravel, and a whole apple in her throat. mystery solved.

flatmate had a massage from her once. said, "it's the perfect combo. the soft gentle touch of a woman, with the firm hard grip of a man." LOL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Didn't really take Sherlock to work that one out.
I saw a proper tranny with a beard recently.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

LEAVE BATTERED ALONE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Said Battered's mother-in-law, to her daughter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

There's a rather lol one that gets on my metro
About 6'4", stubble, Adams apple and offensively short dress

I think you can see her balls
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Thats just the reflective glass old chap
Tuck em in eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

SWING LOW
SWEET CHEBEND
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Sounds more like the 3rd Williams sister

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

not at all inaccurate
quite pretty, and beautifully made up. just so......... male!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

She must be the ball girl.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

*Scratches arse*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

fairly feminine in type and overly feminine

visually offensive
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I was gonna do a 'strike through LY + weight' but, you know,
'Meh'.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

you can go off people, you know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I didn't do nuffink!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

i've got my eye on you
and it's beady like a budgie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

From your various descriptions I have come to the conclusion that you are a deeply unattractive man-woman.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

you would be right

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)

\o/
What do i win?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)

what's the opposite of an erection?
where it shrinks inward?

one of those.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

It's commonly know as the "Swipe Effect"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Sorry RS I'm bored so I'm getting all bitchy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

well do it properly
don't just take half-assed stabs at it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

*Salutes*
Roger Roger Sir.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

You're Mrs HH?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

No, she's his ex

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)

EXCUSE ME, I HAVE STANDARDS
yeah, ok
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)

You would drop MOAR than just your standards for me
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YO-YO KNICKERS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

And they are clearly lower than a snake's foreskin

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)

A "Cold Pool-er"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Inverted? I think that's it. Saw it on a Bruce Parry programme.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Japs eye MOAR like PRE-OP'er

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

thanks for the cock gaz
but the answer's always going to be GOOD GOD, NO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)