The sort of people who have 'rustic' kitchens.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

your mum has a 'rustic kitchen' and no mistake!
Wait, no, sorry, I think I did that wrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I would put it on par with your usual hilarious interjections.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

thanks Localboy!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I don't get it, but if I did I would be seriously promoting this for 'popular' page status.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I'm calling you a boring and humourless prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I'm not gonna argue about that one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

this is an excellent zing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Alright swipe, how's you balance today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

bank? shocking. fucking council tax fiasco. still going out tonight, though.
physical? first day back in heels, baby. the knees were ok until i smashed them into the door of the taxi this morning, like a proper spastic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

derp.
What nonsense is the council up to?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

kind of my fault, by which i mean totally my fault
forgot to pay it. had the whole year's £2.5k taken out of one month's salary. am skint until next week. urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

fucksocks
I'm just glad to be living in a band A
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

+er tower burger
(fat joke)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

FAT IS A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

you fat mess

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

I prefer an Eton mess if I'm honest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

*soggy biscuit joke*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

i like meringue but cream and fruit can go fuck itself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Fruit is notorious unlikeable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)

poor geordiejay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Well he is northern, poverty comes with the territory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Stupid nursery times
I was gonna see if Jay fancied a pint on Monday but I have to get the sprog
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

wild and keeerazy guy ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

I do like egg whites and sugar cooked slowly in the oven
or a meringue?

/Northern joke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

This is further over my head than a table top over battereds

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I thought it might be

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

try saying meringue in a northern accent

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

He'd still not get it
I shall explain

Wrong is pronounced rang in Sunderland/Newcastle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest I don't get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

That is due to your Ben Fogle, popped collar, red trouser cuntiness

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)

If you smarten yourself up a bit
and maybe have a quick wash then you would stand a better chance
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Nah', I didn't hear the door bell.
(Meringue, my rang)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I believe our semi literate
Northern compatriot is suggesting that the word meringue, when said with an uncouth northern twang could sound like "am I wrong"

It doesn't of course but remember these chaps can turn violent at the drop of a hat so its best to humour them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

*shanks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

*for s'he memorish*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)

*bums*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)