Its my birthday on Sunday
and I believe the law of the UK states quite clearly that birthdays that fall on a Sunday start at end of work on Friday. So i'm off to get pissed in a few minutes.
( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Damn straight they do

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Do you reckon your mrs will get you a book?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

nothing she hasn't read to him twice already

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)

By read to you mean thrown at, yes?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

it was my take on the 2 black eyes joke

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

actually thats harsh even when mocking chompy
sorry
( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

yeah, you grovel, bitch!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

they are the words of someone who was taking the internet a bit seriously, i fear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

INTERNET IS SRS BZNS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)

SRS BSNS!

( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)

SRS MARR!

( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Yeah well he's dead now, he's lost his girlfriend, friends, job soon enough and flat
And now even the Internet has deserted him :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

What about his homebrew?
He's reading all this I'm sure
( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

My Missus has already bought me tickets to a show at the 100 Club
as well as accompanying train tickets. No hotel though, I have to stay at Monty's mind you, I saw the estate agents portfolio of his flat, it fucking massive

massive stretched.
( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Just like your tea towel holder come 5am Barrycouchrape o'clock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)

What are you going to see?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Spacehog
Don't mock me, at least it not U2/greenday/muse
( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Never 'ears of them
Heavily influenced by Bowie apparently...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Thats always written about them but its bollocks
More Marc Bolan than anything
( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

The Fogues

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Ben Fogles 5

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

JETHRO TULL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

TULL
( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

TTJ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I know!
But you can actually go and see Jethro as well so there
( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Or "Dad" as you like to call him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Jethro hung himself?

( Peej, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)

"What happened was..."

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)

"..he ate a sphinx, or something.."

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

boglol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

This is a true fact.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Mine's on Monday.
I'll probably start 'celebrating' on Friday.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Mine's in December
I'm starting now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)

It's for the best; it'll be all Christmas this and New Year that in December.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

October for me
I am a new years shag baby
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

*books in diary*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)