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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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On a Friday I don't expect much of a conversation
But "get fucked" repeated makes me wish Frank was posting again, I'm deep in my cups, what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:36, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Very little. I've got micro all weekend so I'm conserving my energy.
Later I will cook a steak. Though tbh I like steak bleu so I might as well eat it raw.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)
I once had good angus cooked using only citrus fruit juices
Thin slivers very nice indeed


By the way I'm a bit drunk
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Rather a lot of people would get pissed after the day you've had.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)
I've discovered a drink a rather like
I'll gaz you then you can cast distain....Hic
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I'm watching telly tonight.
Educating Yorkshire, bouncers then that Peaky Bristols or whatever it's called.
Party central at Dr Frog's, as per-bloody-usual.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Cooking dinner
Tofu and butternut squash red Thai curry. Also drinking a lovely glass of Balvenie Doublewood.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I'MDOINGJUSTGREATANDNOTEVENDRUNKORBITTERORANGRYATSOMEONEONTHEINTERNET
YOU'REEMYBESTMATEYOUARE
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
IREALLYLOVEYOUYOU'REMY BESTESTM8EVERONHERE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:45, Reply)
i have just agreed to go out
only I have a cold. Will have to drink rum to compensate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:47, Reply)
Alright Cavy. Shot 191 in a Worcester on Monday. Quite pleased with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:50, Reply)
well done`
I have no idea of how good that is. I've not archeried for a while and I was just trying to shoot straight
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)
or was that you admitting to a genocide?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Don't go 'outside'. It's dangerous.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:50, Reply)
i'm going to have to interact with other humans and everything

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Christ.
I had to be in the outside world suffering a preening young man showing off playing the piano and singing Bohemian Rhapsody, while people watched on and looked like they were enjoying it.
I felt ill.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Walk past with a withering stare and disdain,disgust and disappointment in your gait. Include a well-timed, not-so-subtle shake of he head.
If you're drunk, call him a fuckin' cunt an' all.
The cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)
He was wearing a fucking tunic.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Billowing, no doubt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I really wanted to slap him, and I am a peaceful man.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Walk behind him and stamp your feet while clapping your hands.
He'll shit himself, if you time it right.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Alright then, here it is, OTers as authors:
Localboy: Samuel Beckett
Harters: Hubert Selby Jr
Monty: William Burroughs
Swipe: Helen Fielding
Dr Frog: Franz Kafka
Me: Michel Houellebecq
Chompo: Alfred Bester

Someone take over, this is tedious as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Someone take over your life????????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
I would for 3 seconds if I was anywhere near beachy head

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Well within 1.5 seconds to the edge

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Sporto: Salman Rushdie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
For Dozer, with love:
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Last Exit to Brooklyn, is a very good book

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
I know, it's superb.
But he couldn't use apostrophes. That, indeed, is the 'joke'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
YEAH, this is a good time to be taking the piss out of my english
THANKS for that PD, yeah thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
no prob'lem

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
I might have a glass of Oyster Bay merlot in a minute.
This is as exciting as it will get.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
have you had Dead Arm?
I have it on good authority that it is very good indeed.

The 2008.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
No I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
look out for it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Yeah, makes your arm numb enough to think it's someone else pulling yer pud.
2008 joke, right enough.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
I've been usurped in my own home HH.
This is miserable. Lady pig has decided to sit next to the only TV and chat to her mum for an hour, her dad has "dropped by" to use the laptop so I'm stuck to my phone for a bit. I just want to watch a film.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Stand up and announce you're off to the cinema.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
It's raining.
I'm not going out in the rain. That's why I bought a house.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)

You don't have to go out, you nugget. As if I would suggest such a thing. I apologies for my lack of carity and excess of claret.
It's just to make them feel guilty.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
I might just walk around sighing loudly.
If it's all the same to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I read that as singing, which would be better but it's your house, allegedly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Suck it in Weepee, don't go on a murderous rampage
things will seem better in the morning

LOVE AND KISSES HARTLEY
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
It's just irritating.
I just want a bit of quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Start wanking in front of them. That'll clear the room.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
No.
I had my wank in the afternoon as normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Do something else

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
I can't concentrate on my book thanks to all the fucking talking tangled.
Why can't everyone shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
They're obviously seeing if you're man enough to tell them to shut the fuck up.
It's a test. DO NOT FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Stick a record on. Loud.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Sorry TuiB, I really thought you disliked me
In fact hated me, how could I have gotten it so wrong hic...HIC
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
It doesn't really matter if I like you or not, we're just a couple of pricks on the internet
But I wouldn't wish what you're going through on anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
'Cept maybe Nakers, just for the lols y'know

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
I like Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Oh sure, Nakers is a sweetie
But it would still be lol
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
You're not all bad
well unless your making us listen to your bands music......in that case prick off
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
JOSHING you know

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Ring Craig Charles.
Ask to borrow a virtual reality machine from 90's gameshow Cyberzone.
Escape to a world of your making.
Await 'awooga warning' to come back to real life.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
awooga, what a rush

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Busy in here for a Friday innit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
off to the juicer in a bit innit
You heard that Disclosure album? It's pretty good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Hoi, you.
School reunion for me tomorrow. What a bunch of cunts attending, including the CEO of Merrill Lynch when the shit hit the fan. I may be jailed, I fear.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
What's that then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
garagey house
Impeccable production, very clever stuff going on. Sickeningly talented and horribly young.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Doesn't sound like my bag
Gaz me a link next week when I'm sitting at a desk
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
aight

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Staying in, drinking and watching the telly whilst online is the new going out man.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Getting fucked is the new going out.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Going out is the new getting fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Go out

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Go out

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
I think they are all waiting for me or dozer to have a breakdown

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
You first.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
after you, my good sir

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
I insist
And you need to be signed on in order to claim on an MPPI policy so get down the Jobcentre first thing on Monday, yeah sweetcheeks?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^ this is good advice ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Thirded
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
>:(
I aint going down that road, Blissfull ignorance will prevail, I've already got two job offers whilst being asked "are you drunk" My answer was "Yesh, sorry it's been a bad day"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
but you do have MPPI, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
No I'm clean

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Yeah come on man, get on with it
The jobs gone, you've been screwing your ex and now you're pissed online.
Let's start with your dissection of who you hate on here before we move on to the incoherent babbling and final meltdown.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
how long do you have?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
I need to do the washing up and skin up first so if you could save the finale for a bit it'd be much appreciated
Oh and don't delete any of it.
I hate it when the good stuff disappears.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
I tell you what just for you TuiB I'll let you share a Gaz I sent Monty

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Is that really your cock?
Unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
I'm rather juiced and have to be up at stupid o'clock, for shoot.
I actually work well, when sloshing around in the drunk wellies from the night before. Can get away with it, I wouldn't like to try it in an office, that sounds pants.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
Beautifully put.
Your command of language really is second to none.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Gosh, thanks!
XX.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
I might watch a bond film.
Which one should I watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
STOP GETTING BOND WRONG

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
The one with the voodoo and the alligators.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Live & Let Die?
That is one of the best. Watched it recently though.

Might watch The Living Daylights.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Watch the one where Roger Moore calls a black chap 'Butter Claw'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
That's the same one I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
It must be a sign.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
No, it's a shoe.
Python lols
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
The shoe is a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Lacist!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
Well played.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
I'm here, but barely awake.
Fucking knackered. Is it bedtime yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
BITCH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Ta.
Did I miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Loads of shit threads.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Well I've been at work all day, right, so it ent even my fault ya get me?
Fuck, I'm shattered.

also, sorry about stuff, HH. That sucks donkey balls.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I've been at work too. So has poor old Harters, but he still made time for this place, yo.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
What a cow

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
You should tell her what you really think of her.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I FUCKING HATE YOU :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Awww. blessim.
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Not too long , he's been drinking. Dangerous in there, I'm told.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
OUCH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Imagine being in a bouncy castle as it slowly deflates.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Can I take off my shoes?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
You can leave your hat on

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

It's a Dutch Cap so right gender, wrong place.
Again.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Again?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Yes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)
I'm watching hollyoaks and waiting for birds of a feather to download

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
That's some niche pornography, right there.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Truly sickening.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
He never mantioned a home cooked meal

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
Thankfully.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I.... I have no idea what to say.
POTD
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I think I might go back to real life for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Don't do it, Frog.
It's dangerous out there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I'm not actually going 'outside', don't worry!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Oh thank god.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Take care, now. Can I interest you in our latest care plan?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
I already have a carer.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)

This one has added fees, so must be better.
Also, I replied to you rather than the one above you. I mean....
Ach, ye ken.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
I'm watching a rundown of incredibly shit pop hits since the late 90s on one of teh music channels.
No surprise to learn every single one so far is on my ipad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
I have never watched 24, but just noticed it is on Netflix.
Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Not as good as Breaking Bad.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
I've tried that, couldn't get in to it.
Jeff recommended Luther, but again, tried it but meh.

Sons of Anarchy is the best box set I've watched.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
If you like that, you'll love Sorry! With Ronnie Corbett

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
haha yeah
More like 'sorry for telling you to get fucked'.















I'm not sorry really.

Get fucked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
*Rifles through stolen comeback file*
"And you called *me* boring...."
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)
I am the only one who isn't missing Chompy?
Other than his ex obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
I am nonplussed.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
who?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

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