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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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nothing kills the conversation around here like wacky and hilarious socks
tell us what's for lunch, go on?

alt: could you ever bring yourself to piss on someone? whom? and why?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:27, 158 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Nothing.
Alt: No-one.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I beg your pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I'm continuning my meat free Monday with a satay chicken wrap
Alt: Yeah I reckon, are you planning a pissy bash round your place?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
i'm not sure you get what meat is, darling

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Chickens are grown in fields, right?
Vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Meat is anything that's not veg, fruit, bread or mushrooms.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)
mushrooms are awesome

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
True.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)
alright Monty give RS her log in back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I thought you said you were a vegetarian?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)
mushrooms aren't food
why won't you people listen
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Are you the one that only eats potatoes?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I don't think I'll eat any potatoes today

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Won't you get hungry?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Yeah probably
But then I'll eat things that aren't potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Oh, ok fair play.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)
We have a laugh round here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)
it's non stop mirth

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)
mushrooms in an omelette
or on a pizza or in a salad or grilled with pine nuts and pesto and blue cheese are THE SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)
No it's ok, I'm in on the conspiracy
I understand that no-one likes mushrooms, and only pretend to like mushrooms in order to fool other people into eating them. It's ok, you can relax, I know
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)
small rocks

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Fuck off WIlf.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)
That ain't Wilf

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Who is it then?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Shadiw

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I have a salami and cream cheese bagel and a ham cheese and pesto bagel
FAT

alt: yeah if I needed to go
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)
i fucking love bagels
toasted with cream cheese and sprinkled with chilli flakes, or for pudding, that cadbury's philadelphia chocolate spread. i only bought that once. it was like fucking crack.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Not a fan of choc spread.
Bagels, cream cheese and cracked black pepper is good.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
i hate nutella and that sort of shite
but that philadelphia one is lush. it tastes like cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Yeah nutella's too sweet shit in a jar
RIGHT ON SISTA
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)
I would toast but I can't be arsed, make my sandwiches at early o'clock, in a rush cos I forgot to make them the night before.

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Why does everyone stop posting when there's a 'comedy' account about?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)
They're all in on it I reckon
One of 'em logs out and they have a teleconference to figure out the next post. It's all very scientific.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Because there's no winning.
One way or another you get shouted down, so people just wait for them to get bored and go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
*taps foot* and waits for Kroney to piss off

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)
because they are fucking boring
it's a weird individual who bothers to do that sort of shit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)
+ on my chest

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Christ, it's Tangles.
*stops posting*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)
alt: WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I've just had two English muffins with bacon & cheddar.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
This sounds nice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

wacky and hilarious socks needy fat northern ginger tarts
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Alt: No. So please stop gazzing me about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Class.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2421698/One-Directions-oldest-superfan-47-20-tattoos-dedicated-bands-teenage-heart-throbs.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Not clicking on that. It's a Daily Mail link.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)
They are all at it
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2166552/Yorkshireman-39-15-Miley-Cyrus-tattoos-inked-body-pay-tribute-teenage-singer-helping-divorce.html
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Tattoo's are rank and nasty

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I have two tattoos because I'm cool and well 'ard innit.
I don't regret them at all....................
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)
post pictures or at least describe them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)
I think it was a joke

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:43, Reply)
One is a swirly black mess and the other is a black and red sun with a face.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)
B3ta is behaving oddly Swipey.
Fix it please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)
I hate looking for holiday's it's fucking boring
someone do it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Sure. Where in the world do you want to go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)
somewhere hot, short haul, no big nasty hotels
thnx xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)
it's hard to guarantee hot in october if you want short-haul
check out madeira and malta or a greek island?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Yeah, Greece/Turkey I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Madeira was a bit dull I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)
then you were doing it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)
isn't it full of old people?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)
no, that's your mum

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I've booked villas with these people a few times before
www.jamesvillas.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)
I love the idea of a Villa, but not often you get them for just 2 people
will have a look though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Where do you want to go?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)
This place looks good
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23961842
And it's just outside Nuneaton, so handy for visiting the historic city of Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)
BEST CITY EVAH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Well no, I wouldn't say that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I'm starting to look for Chrimbo holidays :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)
people who call it crimbo
should die, screaming, in a fire sparked by fucking christmas tree lights.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)
chrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbo
chrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbochrimbo
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)
only 7 sleeps until chrimbo!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)
CHRIMBO HOLIPOPS YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)
THESE GUYS GET IT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I think I'm staying here over Crimblepops
stupid working on Crimblemass eve, grumble grumble
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)
OH NOES
You can't work on Chrimblepips :((((
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:57, Reply)
No working on Winterval or Festivus

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:57, Reply)
I've got Crizzlemizzle off and Boxing Day (but they call it St Stephens Day over here)
So that's summat
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Chrimble must be a bit shit when all youv'e got is second-rate whisky and rotten potatoes, to be sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Doof they even call it whiskey over here, they don't understand Crimbowiddlemass at ALL

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Fruit and yoghurtzzzzzz
Alt: If someone had a spare Tunnocks going begging and the price was me pissing in their ear, I wouldn't say no. Bit of an odd question really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)
i've been asked by [legal magazine] to write an opinion piece on squatting...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:43, Reply)
+down and shitting in public

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)
They are taking the piss, with your battered knees how can you squat

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Those aren't Battered's knees, she's just got fat ankles.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)
fuck off
you can call most bits of me fat if you like, but my wrists and ankles are like those of a fucking baby fawn.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Surely this is perfect for someone with a MASTERS in CREATIVE WRITING from OXFORD

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)
you sound like the people at the ASS
"fill the empties not the prisons!"

their website has a massive rant about people "being kicked out of their homes". IT'S NOT YOUR HOME IF YOU DON'T PAY FOR IT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)
+ UNLESS YOUR DAD BOUGHT IT FOR YOU

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
i still pay maintenance, tax, utilities, service charge, council tax...
and until he did, i paid rent.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
All the usual stuff that homeowners pay, you mean?
Just without the mortgage.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)
yes but squatters don't
which i don't think the handwringers quite get
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Haters be hating.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Don't bring me into it
Wait I thought you said harters
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)
i particularly enjoyed this comment
..."in their world the right of a landlord to wring the last ounce of profit out of an empty building trumps everything, and everybody, else.

utterly sickening" ...

god forbid that people should spend money on an asset and then want to make money out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Daddy pays your rent?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Paid for flat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Is this true?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)
ssssssssssh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I don't care, my mortgage is so small its basically free. But at least *I've* paid for it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)
would you have turned your parents down if they'd bought you a place?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Yes,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)
well, good for you
my dad wanted to spend his money on buying his kids a property. so he did.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Who got the best property out of you and your brothers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)
mine cost more
but that's been evened out in other ways so that we've each had the same

stupid fair father
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Yeah, well my Dad wanted to spend his money on his 'new' kids.
So he did.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)
To be fair to him, they're much less of a disappointment.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)
I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)
should have bought him a condom

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)
What do they pay?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)
i get paid in pride

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Worst of all the remunerations.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)
But the best of all the Greggs Hat festivals.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I was asked by a major financial press publisher to freelance for them
But my boss said it was conflict of interest.

It was highly lucrative as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)
How did the conflict arise?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I sign off and approve promotional content.
I may have been in a position where I would have to approve my own articles. Checks and balances innit.

Plus, my work weren't pleased that I'd been approached by a customer. I couldn't jeopardise my full time role for the couple of grand that the work would have netted me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Fair enough.
You'd have to have 20 or so of those gigs to make it worthwhile.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
shame though
It would have been great for my copywriting portfolio.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Always with the piss and scat play Swipey.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)
you love it, baby
you should see the gazzes i get from your wife. "fucking hell swipey, he's after it AGAIN. i just can't drink any more."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I had sammiches
Alt: rachelswipe off teh internet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Did these sandwiches contain your daily dose of cynicism and contempt?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)
no, I have limitless resources of those xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Good chap!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Get fucked.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Chicken and pesto sammidge
Alt: Sure, why not. I'll give anything a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I haven't done any work today. I don't know whether I'm proud or ashamed.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Shit just got biblical here, even Monty wouldn't stand and sulk in this rain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Good job your collars are already popped.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Where are you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)
gATWICK

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Ahh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
I think you mean
aHH
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
yES

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)
cORRECT.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)
ah yes
the bible DOES mention airports a lot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)
yer, where do you think Jesus landed when he flew around spreading the word?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)
on a yamaha?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)
don't be stupid Yamaha the company wasn't even formed until 1887

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)
This is what not eating red meat and taking facefuls of Chompy so hard that it knocks you off your feet does for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)
jesus christ, superstar
came down from heaven on a yamaha
did a skid
killed a kid
rode back to heaven on a dustbin lid
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I am pretty sure there should be some knackered goolies in there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)
check your trousers

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)
+ golden

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I've just changed my driving licence address online :)))
This was much easier than last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Have you ever considered changing your online personality:?
you know, just a thought
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)
or his face
i'm kind of sick of the one he's got at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)
it IS pretty stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I..well...I...




:(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Bit rude Kroney is the "Best on here"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)
since when exactly?!"?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)
ALWAYS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)
pffft, more internet lies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Any opportunity to shift the focus of internet bullying from himself onto others
and he pounces like a shithouse rat on a fresh lump of sweetcorn ridden effluvium.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Poor Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)
NU FRED I'M GOING TO PUT EVERYONE ON 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)

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