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Has anyone used After Effects much?Alt, I like citrus products generally, grapefruit being a fave at the mo. You?
Altalt, your views on bootleg software/films/sounds etc, morally wrong, or justified?
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they have envelopes so you can send them in the post to make people happy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:26,
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And what the fuck is/are 'After Effects'?Given that I don't know, I think you could assume it's a no.
Alt: Lemons are best of the citrus gang, seeing as they improve so much savoury cooking.
Altalt: Of course it's morally wrong. However so are lots of things I don't really have a problem with. What's pathetic is when people try to claim that it isn't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:26,
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Alright champ.Any progress with the flat?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:27,
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more viewings today, no offersPS alright
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:28,
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SP Alright.With this number of viewings, you'll have an offer in no time - or at least some good feedback from your agent as to why you've not had any.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:30,
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Short lease, and ground floor are the sticking points, I think.If I hold out, prices will rise around me, so if i don't raise mine it will become a better and better deal...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:33,
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Well a couple of them have been single women who have perceived security issues which are simply not there.I've never been burgled once in 12 years (not has anyone else in the block that I know of) and actually as the area gets busier it's even less likely. Stupid birds.
There are only stairs. No elevator - not even a 'lift' as we English call them. But being on the ground floor that's not hugely relevant to my flat anyway, surely?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:42,
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What YOU need to do, it to GET A LIFE.Or a lift.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:44,
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All of those ninja games with your daughter are paying off I see.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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Are you suggesting I take some Cookeen?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:50,
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you haven't got a life(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:44,
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you'd be wrong, my lovely friendas lifts are the biggest thing in any service charge. and ground floor flats still have to pay for them. so it's a selling point for you: you're not paying for other lazy cunts to haul their arses off the ground.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:07,
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"but no-one REALLY loses out, hmmm?"Wankers, Monts. If you're going to pirate stuff, at least have the balls to front up that it's wrong.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:28,
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Yeah. Those Samali types are great pirates.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:29,
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I have, in the past, pirated Photoshopon account of not wanting to spend 300 quid on a program I would only use for hilarious head swaps.
But then I found out about Irfanview and was on the right side of the popo again.
A man's drift to the criminal underworld and subsequent salvation described in two short paragraphs. I should get a Turner.
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Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:29,
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it's more like £700these days unless you get the student/ teacher version.
I pirated it for years, that's how I learnt it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:30,
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I use Irfanview occasionally. It's fine for what I need it for which is bugger all other than cropping images.Cool story eh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:30,
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I genuinely don't care whether people do it or not.I used to use nick music where I had owned the CD version once but iTunes didn't have it.
But it really fucks me off when people try and justify it. Especially the half-arsed "oh but it's not stealing as there is no intention to permanently deprive".
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:32,
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The idea that because it's not a physical entity and therefore you haven't nicked a 'thing' is utterly pathetic weasel words(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:34,
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it gets mixed up with the'information needs to be more free' argument which tries to make science and stuff better and ends up with 'I want free stuff, gimme'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:34,
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Quite so, Cavers, quite so.*fires up pipe*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:34,
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I stopped stealing music when I realised that most of the guys I listen to nowadays probably don't earn that much more than me.....and are working hours at least as long as me in a week to make it.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:46,
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This 100% precisely.I'll only judge you if you're being a prick and trying to excuse what is quite clearly stealing from the people who funded the enterprise in hope of financial gain.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:29,
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not me, I'm still learning Premieralt: I like citrus fruits but they are a pain in the arse to peal and eat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:27,
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What is After Effects?What is Premier?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:28,
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premier is video editing softwareafter effects is the software for special effects
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:29,
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right you are.That's OK then. Nothing to see here, carry on.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:29,
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well that's us shafted(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:36,
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No, I just double checked.It is all of you that are the knobs.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:38,
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well if there are so many knobsyou shouldn't have trouble getting any tips
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:39,
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One day maybe I will reach the dizzying heights of knobledom.Until then I shall make do with being a prick.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:40,
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Coming from the main knob around here, that means a lot.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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Sorry Doctor Knob, what did you say?I tuned out for a second.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:53,
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I use limes in cooking quite a lot. I know. CSB. Altalt: I have no issue with it. The only issue I have is trying to find decent quality bootlegs.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:37,
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I dunno what that is sozalt grapefruit's only good in juice form, mixed with soda water and gin
altalt I download shit for free all the time, don't care if it's wrong, I want free stuff, fuck the police, you ain't my mum, rebel5lyfe, cos that's 1 more than 4lyfe, bitch
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Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:44,
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After effects - no fucking idea what you're wittering on about - bellend!Alt: Limes FTW
Alt alt: Bootlegs are great. As soon as Hollywood/the music industry realise their 1920's business plan is fucked, the better.
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Hi pooks. No idea what you're on about soz.
Alt: limes. I love limes. They're great.
Altalt: I do it, I know it's wrong, but I can't help myself.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:55,
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i like my vodka neat and on the rockscamitz sparkling vodka or raspberry stoli are the best. anyway, point is, squeeze of lime works a fucking TREAT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:13,
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Yeah, I'm not a fan of mixers with spirits.My tipples are generally vodka, or a single malt. People who dump coke and shit in them are generally philistines. Port and brandy is nice though, bit hangover inducing.
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Coke and amaretto tastes like dr pepper.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:21,
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Vodka is shit booze. Tastes of nothing, smells of nothing, has no colour.All it does is give you a headache.
RUBBISH.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:27,
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Cognac is lord and master of all booze as any fule kno(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:53,
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Fucking hell, are you going the Massive Bent Spastic trophy or sutin?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:02,
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Are you sure?Because that post was achingly beautiful.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:06,
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A highly prestigious 'Nakey'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:19,
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I have clicked on the I Like This button(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:50,
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i come here for the highbrow discussionand prose
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:46,
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I agree, in as much as I said this earlier.I ended up being called a knob myself, which I thought was unfair.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:47,
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U get fucked u fucken knobber knob head knob(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:09,
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Maybe so, but nowhere near as cheesy.Your twice the prick Battered is, and there have been whole threads about that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:14,
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More people here like me than you, and that's not many.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:26,
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Swipe has a bigger cock than you.And hers has been hideously deformed, sliced and pushed inside to make an absolute car crash of a carnal mantrap.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:20,
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Her dead mum turned you down from beyond the grave because your tiny prick couldn't even penetrate a ghost.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:25,
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Now they have detected the Higgs Bosun there is hope to find your balls.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:32,
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they only managed that by observing its effectsso there's no chance for him really
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:51,
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Can revulsion be detected on that level?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:00,
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I read today that Netflix buys the rights to whatever is most being pirated in a regionon the grounds that there's a demand for it. If there was something similar for films, say 2 weeks after it opened in cinemas worldwide (and differing opening dates in different regions only made sense when there was physical film to be shipped, it's all digital now) piracy would be all but wiped out.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:42,
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oh man watching the colour Nazi programme part twoActual footage of Horst Wessell's funeral! Super coooool
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:48,
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full reccy thank you very much(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:58,
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