Nothing says 'waste of time' like 'professional athlete'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:46, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I don't see them selling their residences.
"Wastes" of "space".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I could be (I really could be) living in a tent on the A1
drinking rainwater and eating nettles to stay alive and I would still be superior to some wog who can 'run really fast'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Not in any measurable way would you be better than a sprightly wog.
Please note your own opinion counts for nish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I would have the respect of my fellow 'gentlemen of the road'.
Which is more than some 'fleeing sambo' could ever achieve.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Honour amongst tramps?
I concede the argument to the honourable hobo from Hackney.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Anyone over the age of 8 who is still impressed by the ability to 'jump really high' is mentally subnormal and should be gassed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

As should someone who cannot add up.
Earn £5, spend £10 = gassed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Yeah! And Jews and all!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

YEAH!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

gassed given loads of lovely credit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

this doctor frog character doesn't like cheese
WHAT CAN WE DO WITH HIM?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

He's a gay prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

CHUCK HIM IN THE POOL!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

wait a minute though
this does mean MOAR cheese for us. hmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I like your thinking, young lady

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

There is enough of a cheesey smell about you already sunshine

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

CANONBEAR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I'm looking for a sponsorship deal, so instead of working for a living I can just go running every day and get shouted at by my dad for not running quickly enough.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah. Who wants to get paid massive sums for their hobby.
What wankers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

It's like these pricks in their 30s, with wives and kids and jobs, still thinking that their band can 'make it'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

You wouldn't want to get paid loads to play in your own band, would you.
Anyone over the age of 8 who is still impressed by the ability to pluck some strings, bang a drum, paint or draw is mentally subnormal and should be gassed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)

^upset^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

^clueless

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

add "play one record following on from another" to that list an' all.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

HEY! you leave the poor superstar deejays alone!
brandon block insulted ronnie wood for our sins y'know
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)