Marmite flavoured flatbreads
Venison, Juniper and Redcurrent Pate
3 different types of blue cheese
Salami
Hand Cooked Salt and Black Pepper Crisps.

Black socks
( Peej, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:35, 112 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You lost me at marmite on account of it being for cunts and wankers.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)

YOUN ARE!

( Peej, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I...wow...well I never...
Sorry, it's just I've never seen anybody be this wrong about food before. Not even swipe which, given the horrendous things she's had in her mouth, is really saying something.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)

now THIS is a plausible "coincidence"
two people happen to post on the same board and disagree with you about food.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

marmite is a delicious and versatile foodstuff

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Marmite is the greatsest spread on earth
APART FROM YOUR MUM!!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)

haha bd you know I love you babes but you're wrong and a food cretin

( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)

i don't think i've ever had marmite
i used to like bovril on toast as a pre-veggie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

^ Northern

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)

^ jealous ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Pate sounds good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I'm eating chicken liver pate on toast RIGHT NOW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I had some mushroom pâté the other day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

woah
Home made?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)

it's not really pate though is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)

MUSHROOMS HAVE LIVERS TOO, YOU KNOW

( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

i fucking love mushroom pate
whole foods does a nice aubergine one too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

How do you cook crisps in your hands?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Good point

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Orange
my socks are orange with thin grey stripes.






pricks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)

hey, i did say pinstripe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Hoops rather than stripes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

No one cares

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Rap, banana and apple.
Black socks (racist).

Have you ever had a threesome? If so, was it any good, or actually a bit shit?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I had a threesome once
of course, there were a couple of no-shows
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Pffft.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I'm looking at furniture on ebay.
People do buy the most godawful sorts of shit, don't they?
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tub-Chair-bright-pink-and-zebra-print-/251335644013?pt=SR_Home_Garden_LivingRoom_Armchairs_SR&hash=item3a84c5936d
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PURPLE-ZEBRA-STILETTO-SHOE-CHAIR-/221270141634?pt=UK_Home_Garden_LivingRoom_RockingChairs_SR&hash=item3384ba6ac2
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

How much did you pay in the end?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

erm I think you mean 'awesome wonderful chairs'
you must've made a typo, I'm sorry for pointing it out
( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

here pikeypikeypikeypikey
good second hand mattress boy. sit! stay!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

There's no more wrong with using ebay than there is going to house clearance places.
Of course you don't buy a second hand mattress, that's just grotty.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

i suspect you are browsing for second hand underwear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I don't understand why you feel the need to be so silly.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)

i just sat through a 90 minute presentation on the reforms to the laws of distress
which basically mean that tenants are to be given 7 days' notice before landlords can come in to collect rent. 7 days? nobody's going to use that period to take the goods somewhere else to avoid payment, are they, not at all...

so yeah, anyone would feel silly after that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I'll be down your way this time next month to talk about some lawy stuff.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I don't understand how this is my problem.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

you have a pension?
it's your problem
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

www.ebay.com/itm/The-Phrenology-of-Barack-Obama-by-BENSA-MAGOS-MInd-Control-Head-Scar-MOLOCH-NSA-/221281010244?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3385604244
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

And the winner of The Nakey for Wednesday's bentest thread goes to..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

My knickers are white, with red podka dots

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

brace yourself

( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

christ what an image
like a pipe cleaner wrapped in a bandage

even worse than the original podka of shame
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Like what you see?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)

you are OT's new stripper

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Want to play?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

it turns out that belvita breakfast biscuits and fresh orange juice do NOT taste good the second time around :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Bring it on my lovely

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

THIS IS NOT FOR THE INTERNET
HELLO, INTERNET IS A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN SHARE OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS AND CAN HAVE A LAUGH

TELLING US YOU'RE GOING TO PUT YOUR BITS IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

FUCK OFF.

SIMPLE AS.

NOBODY ON THE INTERNET WANTS TO KNOW, KEEP IT TO THE GAZ BOX, I'VE MET YOU, YOU WERE NICE, AS WAS RACHELSWIPE, BUT I DON'T NEED THE INS OR THE OUTS OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, SUPPORT I CAN GIVE IF YOU BECOME UPSET OR ALL HELL BREAK'S LOOSE, I AM A CONSIDERATE CHAP, BUT KEEP YOUR PLAY TIME TO YOURSELF

SURE TELL US YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR LOT, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, GREAT. I'M HAPPY, I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT KNOWING THE LAYERS OF THE OTHER STUFF, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED, YOU'RE LIKE PISTON BUT YOU'VE MADE SEX DULL, AT LEAST WE CAN LAUGH AT PISTON BECAUSE HE'S DULL AND HE LIES ABOUT HAVING SEX.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

GMOS's finest moment.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I miss him, he'd brighten up this place an no mistake

( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

He came to my wedding.
Consequently, all the women at my wedding, came.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Breakfast biscuits?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

basically digestive biscuits repackaged as "breakfast"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I hope they command a premium price.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

not really
i think it's about 70p for 4, so pretty povvo breakfast really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

59p for 2.
Thats the second time i've been ripped off today.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

the ones with yoghurt in are much nicer than the others
did you get the yoghurt ones?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Yep.
I'm scared of the others now I have ones I like.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

well that's why you only got 2
you get 4 plain ones or 2 yoghurt ones. which still contains 4 biscuits, when you analyse it carefully.

MATHS!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I didn't know you could get plain ones.
So, is a custard cream one biscuit or two?
MATH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

it's tasty
that's what matters.

mmm. sadly underrated biscuits, and now i really fancy one. damn you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I had some of those biscuit thingies earlier.
It says 'Enjoy as part of a balanced breakfast eg with a latte and a banana'
I had mine with a Limeade and a Twix.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

i had mine with fresh orange NO PULP
and a side of "fuck i really need to get off this sofa and go to work"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Yeah? Well I've got a headache.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

that might be because you didn't have a balanced breakfast

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

No it's because I drank a whole bottle of wine on my own last night.
Or 'did a Battered'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I had two satsumas this morning, I'm well pleased with myself.
I had them with a packet of crisps and a crunchie.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Fruit, Veg AND dairy.
Man, you be trippin'!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

you
go and bite on my coincidence bait, up there, look
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I saw it, I'm afraid it doesn't change the majority opinion that you're a daft illogical spaz, sorry.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

your opinion is not a majority
it's not even a john majority
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Really? We should probably put it to a vote.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

that won't end well for you
even if your tits are bigger than mine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

DONE

( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

2 out of 3 agree you're a spaz.
MATHS
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

maths sucks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

*calculates*
No, it does not.
YOU DO THE MATH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

hahaha old skool

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Have you been drinking volka?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Nothing quite like a fat, socially inept LARPer
crooning over his first sweaty heffalump of a crusty-knickered girlfriend to get you raring for action in the morning.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

That's the pair.
I don't know about anybody else but I'm harder than Vinnie Jones right now.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Salt and pepper cashews, innit bruv. I ain't even lyin' though. You get me, yeah?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Chili dog and chunky chips

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Proper lunch right there.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Thai Noodles
Black socks, black like my 'guyliner'.

I'm not only 'metrosexual' but I am also a follower of the 'emotional hardcore' scene.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Two hot dogs with extra english mustard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Your thread is shit.
I have started another one. It is less shit, to a degree of n.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Chicken, hummus, salad, chilli sauce wrap

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

ditch the chicken and this sounds lush
i might get the same, but with falafel
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

They do it with falafal as well, pop over to Ealing we can do lunch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

sorry, you just missed me
ANOTHER MISSED OPPORTUNITY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)