WORK!
Have a mentioned that I am going to California for 3 weeks this Saturday?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:34, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

and you don't need to pay for extra leg room on the plane!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)

His luggage allowance will be up though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Not in Business Class. No.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

In America if you drink any alcohol at all you're an awful alcoholic and they'll intervention you
I've seen it on television it's true.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)

How was Roast?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Very nice.
Busy as hell though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

If they ID you, make sure they look at teh DOB section of your passport.
I've had them refuse me before now because they were looking at the date of issue.

The passport was four years old at the time.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

lolthickAmericans

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I ain't even joking, bruv.
Fucking conversation went on for ten minutes with them saying "no, you have to be 21 to order alcohol" and me saying "But I AM over 21, it says so right there".
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

"There ain't no twenty six months in the year son, git chore fake passport outta here before I pop a cap in yo ass"

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I had similar passport lols:
'but this is a lady's passport sir'

*sigh* fair enought the passport's ten years old, I no longer have long hair BUT I STILL HAVE A MAN'S NAME AND THAT IS ONE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Nice! You do have rather luxurious locks. The beard ought to give it away, mind.
Just like the fact that I was walking, talking, travelling alone and over six foot tall *ought* to have been a slight clue that I wasn't four years old.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

In fairness the pic was from when I was 15, no beard and looked like a massive girl

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)

*patch work waist coat lols*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

U NO DAT BRUV

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Presumably it was taken of you BT?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

alright lesley

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I got asked for ID to buy booze in the supermarket yesterday.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I got asked recently as well.
No fucking way do I look under 21. I can only assume that she was clumsily flirting.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

get some DVT socks hun xx

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Not a good idea for those with fucked peripheral blood vessels.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

SHHHHHH
fucks sake AB
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Look, the cunt might be flying from Stanstead. I don't want to be dosing up MORE alky wasters with self-inflicted Fucked Bits with chlodiazepoxide in a week or so's time.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

we'll raise a glass or whatever in your honour

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)