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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tell me about the best dump you had?
why was it so great? did you take a photo?

alt: Ever used a bidet? what was it like?
(RonSwanson, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:30, 127 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Oh Bobby.
This is a new low for Off Topic.

:o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Yeah, Cable Chat should only ever be started by Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Al is a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
lol once again

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
well this is the cheeriest you've been in a while

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
It was a momentary blip.
Back to 'Joy Division mode' now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Joy Division + My Chemical Romance
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Or any of Dozer's 'sadcore' genre

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Just to make this plain, I have not made this up - IT IS REAL.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I invented 'Mimecore'
It didn't take off as well as I'd anticipated
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
That's a damned shame.
It sounds jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Joy Division or sadcore?
Or Dozer for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Oh he is ALL TOO REAL
More's the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:23, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Sorry man, what did you expect?
(RonSwanson, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
tell us about your latest Warhammer purchases and how that has strengthened your armies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)

There have been none. Spent my money on more exciting things.
(RonSwanson, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Bobby has grown up
Well done you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Woah that sounds a bit sarcastic
Buy him this as an apology:
www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?prodId=prod2160196a&_requestid=176446
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)
it's a website portal/...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Fucking games workshop
Right it's the entire Ultramarines chapter and it's €9500
Just imagine you saw that instead of the portal
Just imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
that's gonna take a while to paint...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Yeah, unpainted, unassembled
For 9 and a half grand you'd want them to turn up dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)

/.. oo
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
Jesus Christ
For £7000 you could buy a car, go out and woo the woman of your dreams instead of spending the next twenty five years slaving away under a spotlight, only for GW to completely change the paint range when you're a dozen figures away from completion causing you to kill yourself
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Might tell me flatmate that, he's spending tonight painting drop pods for his warhammerdudes

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
You live with 12 year old boy?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
A great deal better than POO CHAT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
bidet are for dirty frenchmen who wipe their arses with vine leaves

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
I've got IBS
If I was inclined I could sell some of my best dumps as genuine Jackson Pollocks.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
you and gonz should have a crap off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
At least my food looks alright on the way in

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Thats...ah....great to know, thanks mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
No problem!
One day I'll show you my poo diary! It's like a teenagers diary just less shit which is ironic.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
COOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Are you alright?
Poo chat the final straw?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I fear so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Captains Log

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Klingons round Uranus!
Haw-haw!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I GET THIS!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
To clarify, I'm not saying that I suffer from tagnuts, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
that's not how it reads

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Hence my qualifying it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Hey mate no wonder you're feeling a little down
Just get some nail scissors and snip those bastards right off
If you collect them after you can pretend a rabbit's been living with you
Just imagine the games you can play - 'has a rabbit been through here daddy?'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
GOAT RAISINS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
'HAHA YOU ATE THEM YOU DUMB FUCK'
parent of the year, right here
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
try using wet wipes

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I had so many once, I had to take my clippers to my arse hair.
Itches like a FUCKING bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
filthy french fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
this should be your sig BTW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2099355
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I saw Star Trek into Darkness last night
it was below average
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I for one am hugely surprised to hear this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
My brother kept one of them.
Not because he has IBS, he doesn't. He just fancied keeping a poo diary. In spreadsheet format. Noting consistency etc.

He's a funny old chap, my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
He's also trained his colleagues to make him tea.
Different teas at different times. In a teapot. He alerts them to his tea needs by throwing teabags at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

funny old chap prick
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
You'd like him.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Are you calling me a prick, here?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
*whistles*
*looks at feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Alright "Quentin Tarantino"

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
When I read a book on the toilet and it was good so I stayed there for four hours then when I stood up my left leg was numb so I fell over like a swastika

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
The numb-berg reality

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
0/10
Please die in Auschwitz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Dachau very much
It's been a gas
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Damn reich it has

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
something something hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
sorry, I don't follow
alright Monce?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
no
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)
not really
wanna cuddle for a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)
yeah go on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)
i heard you were quite "cuddly"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Can't say Fuhrer than that

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
you guys are making light of a very dark period in our history and it's not on, frankly it's benito (beneath you)

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:04, Reply)
respect jew this one is pretty good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Wehrmacht have you got that impression from?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I hope you kill yourself after seeing Dozer fuck your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:24, Reply)
This should be on the populol page for eternity

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Haha, i've done that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
My girlfriend at the time was woken up by my most manly scream as I tumbled to the ground, limbs akimbo

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
I once spent so long on the lav my legs fell asleep
I nearly fell into the shower. true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
What kinda shit thread is this? >:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
How's your new underpaid job?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
It would be MOAR sufferable if YM washed regular

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
alright pal

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:18, Reply)
same, bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:23, Reply)
I got a suprise package last week

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)
bot dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
what was it, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Look at the Gazz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)
JUST TO CLARIFY, EVERYONE, IT *WAS* A BOT DOG

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
FUCKING GRASS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
NO, IT WAS POO, STOP LYIN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)
I once did a poo that was all spiky and solid on one end, that fucking hurt to pass
and then it was all smooth and easy-going. It was kind of like pooing a club with nails in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
I could have easily filled a wheelbarrow with the one I had this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Battered on the way to the bog this morning
cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/15e/3/AAAAAtNWNucAAAAAAV43uQ.jpg?v=1223762690000
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
You motherfucker!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
lego lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
CHEERS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

www.yaleman.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/LEGO-City-2012-Day-20.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
You can both fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
I actually might in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Good. No need to rush back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)
i'll post from the train
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)

http://wheelbarrow.net/wheelbarrows/tinywheelbarrow/midgets/lol/tiny/innit/battered.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)
That's more like it!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)
your url is furnny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)
it is rather

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Sausages for supper

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Raggy?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:24, Reply)
RHA-GHEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)
Scooby doo was shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)
That's why we nick name your face Scooby

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Wow, this is rubbish even by your standards harters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
The only thing shit here is your breath ALRIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
How's it going at Hartley towers?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Not too bad all things considered.......
I'm just looking for the right job, been 15 years since I last had go out and pro-actively look for work, last few jobs I've had I've always been poached.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)
It is a tedious business

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)
So is your sex life
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Well YM ain't that spritely any more

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Touché

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
What a horrid euphemism.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Dunno whether to do mad or baked potatoes or to cook summit proper with them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Deffo the MADshed with onion gravy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)

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