he's knee height to a battered

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fat Ginger Bully

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)

it's like battered lite!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)

You'd know nothing about being light.
You fat munter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)

EVEN DOZER SAID I WAS PRETTY
AND CHICKS DIG HIM
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Pretty what?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)

fat and psychotic

( Peej, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Click

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

SPECTACULAR

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Vaaaaa cant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

What, in that picture of "you"?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

YES!!!
i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm177/rachelswipe/hair_zpsd136f011.jpg

LOOK! it is clearly in no way dyed purple and it is clearly ME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)

As if that was actually you!
Your friend in that photo was 'alright'.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)

the friend i cropped off the photo... was a boy
you'd like that, wouldn't you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Well I have had so many bitches it wouldn't hurt to mix things up a bit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

geordiejay'll set you up with a nice lad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

HAHAHAHAA
*Middle one from Hanson lols*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

*fires up MS Paint*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

alright al

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

You've got a big red fluffy beard in that pic though

( Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

nah
i just combed my arse upwards that day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)

YOUR ARSE IS ROUND THE FRONT?
WHAT KIND OF BEAST BE YE?
( Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)

THAT THAR BE A SHEMALE!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I'll say this again, if you are under 6' you have failed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Being tall isn't an achievement you lanky fuckwit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

It shows that I am genetically superior

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)

uperior pasticated
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

people are getting taller as we progress through history
therefore I have evolved to a greater degree than you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Well why aren't there giants anymore then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

No I have done extensive research
and the only way to prove you are genetically more advanced than normal humans is by the amount of body hair you have. Otherwise you are just a tall monkey
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

but....... aren't monkeys covered in hair?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Exactly
So the less body hair you have the more advanced you are...

*counts the 7 greying chest hairs with pride
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)

As in so many areas of my
physique, I have failed by just half an inch
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I can get behind this statement.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)