Kebab shop burgers.
Alt: Shoes that still haven't turned up despite being 'out for delivery' for 3 days.............and a load of E-Cig liquid this morning.

Altalt: My customer service is best, as I pretend to like everyone to get their money.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alt: I've been waiting for a replacement phone battery and a pair of glasses for over a week.
I might have to look into chasing them up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Royal Mail? Royal FAIL more like!
*sigh*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)

They once broke £150 worth of ornament I had sold on eBay
and offered my a book of six stamps as compensation. Cunts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Stamps *have* gone up!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

After I threatened them with the mail equivalent of an ombudsman, they ponied up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

same here when they didn't deliver an acknowledgment of service to the court
and the other side got judgment in default. my client had to pay me to get it set aside, cost about £3k. and he was offered 12 first class stamps and some advice to use special. ie their own staff admit they are shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

they DO have a point though
if it;s importnat use special delivery ffs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)

it's fine for anyone else except them to make that point!
we all know they are shit, but they shouldn't admit it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Just wait until *whoever* takes over.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Yeah, we always end up with better services following privatisation.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I think that was kind of 'The Joke'.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)

I'm not so sure

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)

It set off my irony meter...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)

If my tongue was any more in cheek...
... I cant think of a witty enough retort
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

e-cigs are for benders
throw them away and put something proper in your mouth. like that sailor's cock you've always wanted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

E cigs are for COOL PEOPLE actually.
Still look cool and NO cancer*






*until further information on the long term effects is available.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I've heard a lot of good things about them.
Especially the USB ones.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I have been using mine exclusively for a month and haven't missed having a 'real' one at all.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Good man.
Filthy habit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:04, Reply)

bit like my wife and the dildo :(

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Typical woman!
*rolls eyes*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:05, Reply)

*picks up eyes, rolls back*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Or just start smoking again
It's not like he has much to live for
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I still look cool AND save money. Plenty to live for sunshine!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

smoking is a dreadful habit
I hate it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

IT'S SMOKING HOT LIKE ME

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

                          
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)