It's a bright cold day in September and the clocks have just struck seven.
What's your day got in store? I' m still full of cider and cheese from last night, and feel not too hung over. There's a big demo on tomorrow, anti Tory thing, always good for photo ops
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 7:12, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Im about to get on a plane for my holidoodlelipooples!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 7:19, Reply)

I wondered about your new U/N.
Don't forget to wipe out Dresden.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Good lord we have filled 700 pages with threads of pure bollocks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 7:24, Reply)

travelling back from Cornwall, mostly
I've had a really nice holiday but now it's South Western trains' delightfully vintage carriages for several hours followed by a crowded tube. Woo!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)

How long does it take Cornwall to London?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

5h?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 8:39, Reply)

You can fly to BongoBongo Land in less. Morning hippy hows Yew?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)

meh. in the spoon with Len.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:32, Reply)

What does this mean?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Haha, this got me thinking of Rock'n'roller, "that Len aint half a crafty bastard, aint it so councillor"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)

'not great to be honest, but am at the cafe with my daughter'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)

about 80 mins by car to Exeter
Where I now am, then 2:40 on the train to Paddington.

Just stung nine bloody quid for a packet of cigs in the station, the gouging cunts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)

that'll teach you to give up! bad habit man!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)

We all need at least one vice Swipes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)

sure, but a cool one
not one that makes you cancerous, smelly, yellow fingered, brown toothed, impotent, gives you breath that could kill a goat at twenty yards, costs a fortune, looks dreadful, is a bad influence on kids and desperately antisocial
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

and that'a just lighty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Wow, you really hate him since he cut of his pony tail

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

nah, he looks much cuter, and he knows it!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Working today.
Day six of six. By christ, I'm ready for a day off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)

driving
but this does mean stopping at a service station and having a fancy over priced coffee and perhaps sandwiches. This is one of those things which makes me weirdly happy.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Service station lols
I stopped at a services on the M1, got 2 full English breakfasts for me an the Mrs, a pot of tea and two doughnuts. When I got to the till I said to the cashier "Sorry love, I've only got a fifty pound note". "No problem" she replied "you can put the doughnuts back"
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Put it on QOTW and say
you were furious about it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

The empty count this morning
Would suggest 9 cans of Stella last night?.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)

There's nowt like solitsry boozing in front of the telly.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

*drinky hand*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Packing for Hols.
Then off out to buy last minute sandals.
Bloody lovely day here panters.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Chasing skirt and chatting up crumpet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

So noe sex then?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Eurgh! Hope not! Disgusting habit, that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)

translation: nobody wants to have sex with me
except for my cousins
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Wishing you a big GET FUCKED from Folkestone
Love to stay and chat but there's flange that needs a-houndin'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

W00T!
Sold my resonator guitar! More money for the baritone fund.


As you were.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Well some of us really don't give a shit, right

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Get a job.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I have one, how about you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Yea signed off after college mate.
Doing photo thing part time and starting new business up soon. :-B-)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

alright Mayor McCheese

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)

how is the gorgeous Len? big hugs from auntie swipe except that she'd rather have ninja passes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

So so Brah, Ya gets me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I'm in a cafe waiting on my breakfast before going to the pub
And then football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)