i have fucking "joseph" on my ipod, i'm not in any position to mock anyone
alt: noooooooooooooooooo don't do it, come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:37, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ffs
What for?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

got taken to see it as a small child and someone bought me the LP
loved it. fell asleep every night with the cat (a remarkably tolerant and hypoallergenic cat called pippa) listening to it.

so nostalgia innit. it had to be the original london cast recording, with the quentin blake illustration on the album. none of that ghastly jason donovan crap.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I am back with an extra wheeze in my step
I was in a production of Joseph many years ago... (way way back you might say) and I can still recite most of the songs
*more shameful news as it arrives*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Are you coming out here?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

it would seem so

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Go for it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I studied dance and drama for my totally useless degree

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)

and I can still do my 5 ballet "positions"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

The Angry Pirate
The Goatse
The Winking Starfish
The Teapot

and what?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

The Early Onset Arthritis?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

The osteoplie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

They are the starting positions for your feet
so heels together toes apart and so on... And chaps the ability to dance is something that ladies find very attractive in a man, A fact I have used to my advantage in many a darkened night club (where they cant see my hideous face)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

The thought of a bloke pulling a ballet move in a nightclub round here is most lolsome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Worked in Reds bar

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Moscow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Newcastle Uni

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I didn't know it was called that and I worked there!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

It was at the time the longest bar in the UK
I was visiting some friends at the uni at the time

edit.. sorry it was Northumbria Uni, if that's any different?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Yes
Thats the "other" one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Well they all spoke funny
and it was in Newcastle, so tomato tomatoe
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

me too!
stupid photographic memory.

if i'm ever in a pub quiz where you have to name joseph's 11 brothers, that cash pot is mine...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Benjamin and Judah which leaves only 1
JACOB... Jacob and sons
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

reuben was the oldest of the children of israel
with simeon and levi the next in line...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

^crackers^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

As in the technicoloured dream coat? I love that "Close my eyes" one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I enjoyed singing
Potifar most of all...

GHEY^
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)