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Shameful fact?
I've just had a massive steak dinner. For breakfast.
(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:48, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
i had a handful of jelly beans
i think i win

or lose, as the case may be
(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)
There's no shame in that
cow is a multipurpose food.
(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)
I've just ordered a chinese.

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Yeah well I touched a steak once

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)
fucking bovophiles
coming over here. touching our cows.
(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I had five fingers up the japs eye of a cow

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)
...and you didn't even buy me a drink

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)
he's a right bastard like that.

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Wore me like a glove, that man

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)
well, it's better than wearing you like a hat.

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)
That was after he bought me a drink

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)
But not quite good as wearing someone as a WW2 gasmask.

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)
heeeeee hawwwwwwww....... heeeee hawwwwwwww...... I am your father.

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Donkey Ho Tay

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Darth Vader the 100 acre woods years

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)
I balanced a pint on your back but you had to go and rear

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Is this another japs eye area of confusion for you?

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)
we only ever ate the bumhole of the cow when I was growing up
mummy called them jappy rings
(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Is your mum the one that cores the anuses of UFO style mutilated cattle?

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)
She just inserts her razored tongue up their japs and then pulles out the central stem of the cow in one swift movement

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)
RIMMING SKILLZ

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)
*crosses udders*

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)
^ horny

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)
"filleting a cow in one easy step"

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)
NO U NEVER

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I FUCKIN DID MAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHIT I BEEN THROUGH

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)
That's probably wise if you are still working to holiday drinking rules.

(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)
WIN!
It's never too early for steak.

I also love hangover leftover pizza/curry the morning after.
(, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

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