I have a bag of sausage rolls,
and am eating just the meat, which is delicious. Fuck the pastry. What are your eating plans?
Alt, what religion would you join, if it was mandatory to do do so? I like the Pastafarian thing, Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:27, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

bit of red sauce makes the pastry go down
(Mary Poppins new tactics were slightly unhealthy)

Im cooking a Thai Green Curry tonight and it's going to be fucking scrum-diddly.

alt. Bhuddist or Jedi IF I had to. Im not even a Star Wars fan
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Sausage Roll + beans = delight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:35, Reply)

*Northern high fives*
Beanies are a treat!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:36, Reply)

A tin of beans poured over hot sausage rolls is a proper Saturday lunch
/fatcunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I've got chilli in the freezer.
Can't be fucked cooking, it'll do.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Getting a curry in tonight
What to have though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

this sounds like a really really disgusting euphemism

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

urgh.
You had to really dig to attach a filthy meaning to that!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Do you even mean mine?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

yes of course!
a bit of red sauce and going down and a sausage shaped thing... really, it's not that deep!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Orthodox Judiasm
I like the ringlets and hat combo
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:36, Reply)

oy vey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:38, Reply)

They look like the Jews Brothers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

pasta and beans
alt: buddist, only I like bacon and killing things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Buddhists don't eat bacon?
I retract.

Athiest!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)

they are veggie for the most part, I think
it's all about not killing things and being enlightened, but I don't think I could ascend to greater truth without bacon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)

word.
Im far too much of a carnivore.

You don't see buddhist animals, do you? They just chow down
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:52, Reply)

guinea pigs don't eat meat
but I don't think they are serene enough. I think they were worshipped in south america somewhere. Pretty good creature to emulate - sleep, eat, arse about with your friends shouting a bit. Good life
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:58, Reply)

I have dry roasted peanuts to accompany my pint.
Alt: Branch Davidians
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:53, Reply)

poor stepped battered
he loves a bit of salty nut chat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)

what did he do now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:00, Reply)

posted real names...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Reet, am off soon.
Thanks for the memories!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Bunch o' pricks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Is that the name of your local?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Oh do fuck off, you lolarious sock.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Sounds like someone hasn't had a spawn for a while

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:30, Reply)

HA HA DO ANOTHER JOKE PLEASE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Shall we pretend I did, you mocked me some more, I gave a sarky reply, you put ^^upset and then we can skip this shit and go the pub?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)

See you there! LOVE YOU XXXXXXXX

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)

*mwah!*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

What Battered do?
Is he banned, or just gone fir a short while? Fnarr.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Mormonism or Zoroastrianism.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Chinese restaurant later on, could nom some peanuts to keep the pangs at bay (fnaar)
Alt: One that requires huge drinking, rampant sex and massive drugs.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 18:11, Reply)