Everyon'es kicking off about that Baby P mother getting released
Surely she will have it hard on the outside. People will be after her blood.

What was the last piece of news that shocked you?

Alt. Last extravagant purchase? Think mine was a new telly.

Altalt. Best album covers.

or talk among yourselves
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:32, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

child muderers will always be villified
but 5 years does feel like a pretty light sentence.

alt: Paul Smith suit

alt: i dunno I do MP3s innit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I'm not generally given to sentimentality over the news, as it doesn't concern real people, but
The story about that 4yo kiddy that starved to death because his mother was an alcoholic was pretty awful.

Alt: I did £200 on a new leather jacket a couple of months ago.

Altalt: I like that recursive Pink Floyd one - Umaguma or whatever.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:36, Reply)

chompy 2.0 ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:36, Reply)

+p

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

precursive

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:38, Reply)

There's a load of child neglect in the news lately
They are even bringing in a load of foreign stories.
Things like this happen all the time. I'm sure they coincide foreign affairs to sensationalise our own.

Ah the power of the media.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Yes.
The whole smoke and mirrors thing. "LOOK AT THIS AWFUL PERSON LOOK AT HOW AWFUL THEY ARE AREN'T THEY AWFUL oh by the way we're going to start watching you through your tellies from now on."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Noel Edmund's been doing that for years

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Behind that beard ...

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:48, Reply)

is another beard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Recursive Beards.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:53, Reply)

beard squared

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:54, Reply)

The Beard Equation

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)

down the beard-hole

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)

She will be hanging from a lamppost in about a fortnight
The council telling me that they owed me £360

Alt:
New TV high-fives

AltAlt:
Nirvana - Nevermind (/nonce) Excellent simple cover
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Council owed YOU money?!
Win!

Can't remember last time I had a rebate
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)

NEVER HAPPENED EVER
Stupid childcare voucher system. They took an extra month's costs out of my account
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Was that a rebate from the council
Because of that bedroom tax and you moving clan-cow in to a shed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I'm still waiting on that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)

You love to give it to the mother of Baby P
HARD you massive straight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:40, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

alright jeffers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

No complaints.
How was your holiday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)

great thanks, nice to relax before the new job
I did miss mini ape a bit though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Well Mrs P is getting out now, so you can let her babysit next time.
You'll save a fortune on food.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)

she's out?
That does seem a bit of a short sentence yeah. I am also in agreement with Vag up above, that recent story with the baby that starved was pretty heavy.

alt: Car

Alt: I dunno, i remember liking the Houses of the Physical Graffiti cover on the vinyl with all the windows and stuff. Otherwise, I dunno, there are some very creative covers around, that Tool one with the stereoscope thing was pretty cool.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)

they feel worse if you have kids of your own

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I'm actually kinda glad people here are saying they were shocked by it
I was worried that having a child had made me weak.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)

it does make you you weak I'm afraid, no getting around it
whne those unicef adverts come on I have to switch the channel to starving donkeys or breast cancer ads instead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Oh yeah, I realised the weakness
I just thought the starving kid one was particularly bad and worried that I was TOO weak. But it turns out it is just really bad.

Thank you b3ta, for fixing my moral compass.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:54, Reply)

well this must be the death of b3ta right here^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:58, Reply)

The mummified one? Where she rang for pizza after he died.
Sick bitch.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)

yeah, that was fucking crazy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Maybe she wasn't satisfied
With the topping she'd already enjoyed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I like collag-ey type ones like Jacko's 'Dangerous' and The Beatles 'Sgt Peppers'

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)

They do look like more work has gone into them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)

the dangerous album cover is bloody AWFUL!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I quite like the famous Pink Floyd one too with the triangle
if it's an original design

Dark Side of the Moon?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:24, Reply)

You like collage-y child murders?
ban this sick filth but get an adult to help you with the cutting out
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:48, Reply)

i filled in for you in that other thread mr "so called scientist"`
YOURE WELCOME
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I've had to hand in my scientist badge
apparently Rory thinks I was pwned in a facebook debate that he's not actually seen at all. But it's Rory so I'm pretty sure he must be right.

It's all on you and tangles now, nakers. May god have mercy upon us all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

pass me my science gloves!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Best LP covers
Jimi Hendrix - Axis Bold as Love
Bill Doggett - Honky Tonk Popcorn
Hapshash and the Coloured Coat - self titled
Incredible String Band - 5000 spirits of the onion or whatever it's called
Zodiac Mindwarp - High Priest of Love EP
Dukes of Stratosphear - 25 O'Clock EP
Cream - Disraeli Gears
Deviants - Ptoof!
Hawkwind - Warrior on the Edge of Time
Hawkwind - Space Ritual
Hawkwind - In Search of Space
13th Floor Elevators - Psychedelic Sounds of
Warriors - soundtrack LP
Pink Fairies - Never Never Land
Grateful Dead: Anthem of the Sun

EDIT reggae special mentions: U-Roy's Dread Inna Babylon, Dr Alimantado's Best Dressed Chicken in Town & Smiley Culture's Cockney Translator

etc etc

tl;dr I'm an acid casualty
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:49, Reply)

well I've not seen any ofd these

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I have heard of one of those. Haha!
Im far too mainstream
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Google image them up, you'll like 'em

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:52, Reply)

QV Ozric Tentacles

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I've always hated their sleeve art actually, good band though.
Peaked in about 89/90 imho.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)

When hitchhiking I once got a lift with their manager.
Trufax.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

NEAUX WAI D00D!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:08, Reply)

it wuz super-kool

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:13, Reply)

What about the
That's What I Call Music albums, but the early ones. You know, with the pig on the cover.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:53, Reply)

What about them Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)

You love them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Yeah so what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

gnarly

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:00, Reply)

sketchy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I hate this colloquialism

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Whereas you drop the "gnarly" bomb into conversation regularly, squire?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Radical!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:23, Reply)

^TGKTWOTS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:28, Reply)

This Guy what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:29, Reply)

How long were you off for?
Knows the word on the street
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Seems short but that's what we awarded her.
I'm more concerned that there isn't adequate protection for the next ones. Do we do enough as individuals? Mrs Jogs regularly intervenes when she sees mistreatment of kids in public and I have to agree with her...you would too!
Recent case where a mother placed her baby on an airport baggage belt. Nobody jumped on and dragged the kid off. Kid got mangled by the mechanism.

Alt New camera
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Awarded! Haha!
You have to be careful about intervening in public these days. Not only for the reaction of feral mothers but they way society views strange adults with kids.

Them 70's nonces have spoilt it for us all.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Aye, it's a bit of a minefield.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:07, Reply)

a sexy minefield!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Is there any other sort?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Kids will either grow up thinking adults are ignorant cunts or perverts.
and they will be right for both.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

profound^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:24, Reply)

You're right. Maybe all the rights have been used up by pressure groups
but they are all adults.
No abused babies lobbying Cameron I fear.
Mrs has had some bad reactions from feral mothers but it don't stop her.
She's in Supergran mode.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Me too.
Not that many people appreciate it. Some of them get quite angry, in fact.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:21, Reply)

altalt:Ken - by request only
right off home, laters beerarches
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Altalt: MY ALBUM

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:26, Reply)

YEAH! I love the way your wife's hairy pits evoke memories of a olde english forest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Those aren't armpits.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:33, Reply)

What's it called? I want to google.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:28, Reply)

T-Rex's ahead of its time follow up single.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)

lol
I bought an LP of rockabilly singles a while back, the playing of which revealed that the T-Rex song in question is effectively a cover version of the infinitely superior Teenage Boogie by Webb Pierce:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWMvxfTe7h4
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)

I had to do a precis of the serious case report as part of my job.
I suspect I may have a few more to do as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Alright DG how's it going?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Soz, I was outside.
Alright, ta. You?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Not bad, just Mosse the fucking train by 10 seconds though!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Dontcha just hate it when that happens?
I missed a train by 45 seconds once. Had to pay £250 to get home. Oh, how we laughed, especially as it was so close to Christmas.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)

Alright DG how's it going?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:46, Reply)

I think maybe he hates me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:48, Reply)

I think maybe everyone does

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

I DO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Alright Monts?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Nah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

'sup fella?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

la vie, c'este merde.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)

Don't really care about dead babies cos I got a PAY RISE
Alt: 6.5k train ticket. And a nice jumper.
Altalt: best of haddaway or anything with haddaway on it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

6.5k! It's 'only' 4 or so from Winchester!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Yeah but can you travel at 140mph in climate controlled luxury and go from the seaside to Central London in 50 mins?
I DONT THINK SO
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:50, Reply)

I can.
I've got a private train line.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Wow that's so weird! So have I!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Ooh you lucky sod!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

INJECTIONlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Ooh you lucky sod!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Yeah it takes 60 mins from winchester

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:52, Reply)

I like Winchester.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:53, Reply)

+rifles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

I will be moving there presently
Found a house today that was perfect except the garden was small and paved
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

What happened with the ones involved in the fake kid abduction in West Yorkshire?
Kept her doped and hidden inside the bed frame. They out yet?

0
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Why? do you fancy a fingering?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Are you offering it?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:10, Reply)

They still have three years to go.
All for a case of Hide and Seek gone awry.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Nope. They are both out now according to Wiki
Karen Matthews was released in April 2012 after serving half her sentence.[56] Donovan had already been released.[37] Matthews was given a new name for use in public, though authorities did not consider her mentally capable of maintaining a fully new identity, so she will retain her real name for engagement with officials.[57]
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Haha, see my post below on criminal intellegence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:51, Reply)

I love thick pikey retards think that they can design and maintain a masterful criminal plan that will outsmart a large group of people who's very existence is dedicated to unravel such plans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Like the one's who set fire to the house and ended about 6 lives.
Idiots.

He wasn't even crying at the appeal. Wiping away nothing.

Squish squish cry cry
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:54, Reply)

Mick Philpott
Sex pest and dirty pikey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

All round scum, classic case for sterilisation and a trip to the work camps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

going a bit far there Nakers old fruit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Which part?
He had kids he can't afford and refuses to work, I've fixed both problems with Hammer and a train
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)

don't hurt 'em

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

hurt 'em touch this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)

mick philpott isn't that great either! !!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:19, Reply)

anybody fancy feet chat?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:56, Reply)

If we are talking about yours we aint got that long

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

FANFARES
What's happening ol' Harters?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Three bits of good news today....................

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

Howay then.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:31, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)

lolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

This is shit by the way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Yes you would KNOW

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Oh, we thought you were dead...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

That's what they said to my dad Mr Kirk

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

what a nightmare

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:18, Reply)

tee hee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

*hoped

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

+ grace and charity
d The anal stuffing of clown footed metal headed gingers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)

tell the group about your cloven hooves

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)