You do realise that the lesbians in the porn you watch aren't lesbians

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:11, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*drops coffee*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

*Sobs uncontrollably*
Say it aint so Jay say it aint so...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:28, Reply)

does that mean the gays that you watch in gay porn aren't gay?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

which lets be honest is pretty bent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

well if they aren't they love a cock up their arse.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Aye straight porn scenes shot with a gay guy and a lesser then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Lets not take things said on here literally.
or we'd all be fucked.

(you first)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Didn't him who played Wolverine
Famously end up doing gay porn to get "into" the business?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Oh I hope so

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Of course, real lesbians are quite ugly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)

it's why they turn gay to begin with, they can't get any cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Lesbians fit into three categories
Boyish Justin Bieber lookalikes
Lipstick lesbians - they are attractive. I have several as my friends.
and thirdly... Bulldykes
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I used to work a few gay nights in nightclubs
and I saw a few stunners, and they were always with a bulldyke.


*makes but the tips were good joke*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Ah, the classic butch&femme combo
*nods sagely*

Wonder if that's in any way related to the good looking one & ugly one combo often seen in straight women on a night out?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

In the latter situation
it is the deception move, the fitter one when seen on her own would be an average looker, however by using a hippocrocapig as a wing"wo"man she becomes a stunner...

I don't see how that would work for the Lipstick Bulldyke combo?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

and why thin women always have a fat friend

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I know two* absolutely stunning lesbians
both have/had** other halves that were fully into hippocrocopig territory

*three if you count my ex, and her now-wife is also well fit, so this might not be a convincing argument

**one of them has just dumped her hippocrocopig and is now with someone who is at least attractive, but is also really quite scary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:40, Reply)

How can we both have used Hippocrocapig at the same fucking time
You better not be syncing your mensies with me Badge
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I dunno chief.
It's a bit scary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I will go with great minds

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)