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CONSOLIDATION
A man deleted a thread. CONVERGE.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:36, 255 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Did I miss anything 'gud' or 'kewl' in the deleted thread, that's who I wanna know?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)
nah, just pictures of chutters

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)
I don't like seeing pics of you lot, it's weird. You're weird.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)
It wasn't even of me.
It's how I am perceived. And completely inaccurate
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Well that's alright then. I think.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)
exactly

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)
By weird, you meant mildly erotic?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Well, I've seen what a few of you look like, so, absolutely fucking not.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)
You were saying?
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTP4pLOeV9lh9hzwgROKj-59Ai0HKGMdTsis2uRDEG6LjdbN59M9ZmxH1Rd
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)
He he!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:52, Reply)
who have you seen?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)
There was a thread a while back where some pics were posted. Don't worry, I ENT seen you. Yet.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)
i was an enigma till some prick gave me up

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I'm no enigma, just no ones interested :(

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)
i'd 'look' at pictures of you

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)
That's why I'm staying secretive and aloof.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)
You look older than I expected

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)
you ent seen nuffin

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)
I might add you as a friend on facebook tomorrow to prove you wrong

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)
you just try it...I am unfindable on fb..
...i think
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:05, Reply)
I found you fairly easily

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)
no you didn't you big lier

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:08, Reply)
This is almost willing me to prove it by adding you

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)
go on then

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)
you don't know shit, SHIT!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:14, Reply)
That was a long time ago
You massive lurker.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)
i don't like lurkers they seem untrustworthy

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)
But I don't lurk anymore!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)
I lurked for years before joining in
Not on off topic though, that was well shit before I came along
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Nah, it was a couple of weeks ago. Although I *have* been lurking a long time.........

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)
link it up

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Can't be bothered, there were only a couple anyway

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)
well the evening starts here

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Mines ending here. I'm just hanging about waiting for something more exciting to happen

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)
I think I'll go with this thread for a bit.
It's jib cut impresses me.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Just to reiterate my point from the deleted thread
Nice threads were shit and for cunts.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)
My point was that all nice threads degenerated into abuse anyway
You cunt.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:48, Reply)
alright TD
You haven't been around so much lately
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Working and stuff
Moon Duo? I'd like to think you know 'em. If not - right up your street.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Yer, pretty sure I've heard 'em on Marc Riley or somewhere

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)

heard 'em on Marc caught genital warts from Lisa
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:15, Reply)
For a fat one I'd do her
It'd be game for a laugh.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Riley loves them - our new Peel.
Saw them a couple of weeks ago. See them if you can.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Big fat cocks

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:48, Reply)
What's that? You love them? Gaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)
WELL THIS IS GOOD

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:48, Reply)
What do you want, eh?
I've started a thread, I can't magic up dancing chickens to appear or that. Cop for it and be grateful.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I DEMAND MAGIC DANCING CHICKENS

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)
+ IN MY ARSE

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)
What's that mate? You like magic dancing chickens in you arse?. Oh, okay, righty right......

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:57, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH I DEMAND MAGIC DANCING CHICKENS END STRIKETHROUGH
INSERT BIG FAT COCKS
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Oh Dozer, always inserting big fat cocks.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)
BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BOC BCAAAWKKK

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)
I can't magic up a dancing chicken.
I could find a link to a sex change chicken but I doubt you'd like it.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)
I don't want to see a pic of a cock turned inside out, thanks.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)
You won't like it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Apvr54Nhw
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Dancing Chicken time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLwML2PagbY
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)
I'm going to cook something now,
My short attention span has surfaced.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)
SUMMINK BETTER HAS COME UP PEACE OUT WEB WIZARDS

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Yer I'm off out to score some drugs, I hope it gets better by the time I'm back

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:06, Reply)
What have you told your wife?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:07, Reply)
To be ready waiting when I get back

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:09, Reply)
What did I miss?
Evening bummers
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Tangiers is stalking me

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)
How?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)
I DONT KNOW O_O

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Now I mean, in what way is he stalking you?
Posting personal info? Ringing your house? Telling people your shoe size?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)
apparently he knnows who i am...

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Nakers.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Should I add him as a friend on facebook?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)
i couldn't even if you wanted to

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Why?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:40, Reply)
cos you can't find me

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Would you accept my friend request if I can?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:45, Reply)
maybe

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Tease.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)
you know it
lets be honest here you cannae find me
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:53, Reply)
It's kinda awkward, 'cause it makes me look like a creepy stalker
But it really wasn't hard to find you.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)
i don't believe you

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Do you believe me now?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:20, Reply)
er no...i've not got afriend request if taht's what you've done

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Check your messages

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)
seriously mate you've messaged some random person...
hang on, you've not been stalking ben fogle have you?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's you

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)
it really isn't I promise, you've messaged a random person

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Oh well

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)
nothin
it's all just words going no where
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)
How are you caves?
I'm a little in my cups.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)
I'm failing to get into the creative zone
but I have a cup of tea.

Should I read To Kill a Mocking Bird or Of Mice and Men first? I'm trying to be cleverer and stuff
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)
I had a little cry reading of mice and men, really loved it.
To kill a mockingbird is a bit bag of shite and not worth your time.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)
then I guess it's unanimous

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Be prepared to put the book down once in a while and have a little think.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)
sounds good
will help put the rest of the world in perspective too I expect
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)
try new glasses

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Don't listen to Winders and Nakers, TKAM is a good book
Read Of Mice and Men first, because it'll only take you an hour.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:40, Reply)
If you're going to cry at Steinbeck
Read "In Dubious Battle"
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Not read that.
I enjoyed Cannery Row and absolutely fucking loved the Grapes of Wrath.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Grapes is fantastic

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)
seconded

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Third!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Innit doe
Not just a compelling story, but beautiful writing and all.

/bender
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Tangers old boy,
We'll have a drink one day.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Absolutely.
Although it'll be a bit weird now after that gay post down there.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)
YEAH?
WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Nah
Instead I'll persuade you by reading it aloud to you, while stroking your hair as you lay your head in my lap.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I can't wait.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)
^ gay

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)
^utter shit stain on the face of humanity

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:31, Reply)
last time I cried at a book I was seven

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)
i welled up on holiday reading

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)
what the hell were you reading?
Homosexualism for dummies?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)
it involved a little girl , and "being a father" means I'm ruined on that front

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)
paedo

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:38, Reply)
We all have different emotional reactions to different situations, understanding that is basic empathy.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)
probably another autist

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:34, Reply)
nah, just not a wooly woofter

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)
bi wooly woofter

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)
naked rapist

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)
well yes, of course
But crying at a book is well bent.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Ok.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:35, Reply)
nonsense
it's films and sport and telly it's sad to cry at. Books are fine
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:36, Reply)
I don't cry at those either

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)
The end of Mason Dixon
You're the only other Pynchon lover on here.

Didn't that get you?
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)
ent read it
And I'm not saying that I don't become emotionally affected by what happens in books. Callousness to characters is typical of several authors I like (Houellebecq, Amis and Camus, for instance), but crying about it is just weird if you're past your early teens.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)
yeah it's pretty tragic

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)
mice and men, mockingbird ent all that

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)
What DIDN'T YOU MISS, EH?
Enough to bring down Western Civilisation, cure cancer and punch Richard Littlejohn in his flabby jowls.

Now it's gone. Oh, the humanity.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:25, Reply)
I've never really been bothered by deletion if I'm honest.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)
It's a crime against humanity. An unnactural act...

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Well, if you need any help, let me know

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:39, Reply)
You're a brave man to offer me a shoulder to cry on
But I can live with it.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:42, Reply)
I'll listen.
I
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Big fat cocks

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Alright Dozerino.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Alright Windleton

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)
i might get my mum this for christmas, for shits and giggles
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SCANDINAVIAN-WILD-RED-DEER-SKIN-HIDE-WITH-HEAD-ANTLERS-HOOVES-RUG-reindeer-/190916778245?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Rugs_Runners_Mats&hash=item2c7386d905
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Well, that's horrid

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)
yeah it is a bit
IU quite like dead animals, be they skinned, stuffed or have had their flesh removed exposing their skeletons. But that is a bit weird
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)
I saw a wonderful bit of taxidermy of a rabbit,
In a tweed jacket and shooting cap, with a shotgun over one shoulder and a fox under his other arm.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)
i know pub where above the bar is an entire cricket match being played out between squirrels and stoats

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)
I'm in the mood.for.dancing.
Romancing.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Queer.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)
it tastes a little...bitter in here

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Nah, it's all good.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Take your tongue out of their arse, then

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:02, Reply)
your the worst one bulklyin and being mean and shit and horrid

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Bulklying?
I am neither fat, nor lying down
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:05, Reply)
I rather like that

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Come on everyone, let's have a group hug

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Which first?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:06, Reply)
At the same time

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:08, Reply)
TOUCH ME TANGLES

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:06, Reply)
I tried, but you don't seem to have received my message

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:07, Reply)
you've offered a greased up finger to some random tarquin in cyberspace

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:09, Reply)
So you have read my message!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:11, Reply)
i'm frothing at the man-clopper in anticipation

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:17, Reply)
when usually it's sweet and delicious

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:05, Reply)
i'm fucking lovely i am

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:06, Reply)
^ pig ugly loser in life ^

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:10, Reply)
i am so very upset by this

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Massive bullying of Harris here

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:12, Reply)
TWILIGHT TATTOO ADDICTION!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Relax, it's cool.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:14, Reply)
well I know I am

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:17, Reply)
I'm ice cool.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:23, Reply)
+ killer

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:26, Reply)
ok then, one more beer

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:30, Reply)
I'm gonna settle in with question time and maybe Polish off this bottle of rum.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:34, Reply)
how much rum is left windles?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:37, Reply)
About a third.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:38, Reply)
well you ent gotta get up for work I suppose ; )

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:40, Reply)
No I don't.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:43, Reply)
me neither! \o/

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Tomorrow I find out hopefully if this job comes through,
And I have to go sign on at the job centre. It would be irresponsible of me to not show up stinking if rum.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:49, Reply)
good point, you'll want to fit in

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:50, Reply)
Nor me!
Evening shift tomorrow.
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:53, Reply)
What sort of work do you do?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Odd job woman for a travelling circus

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 23:00, Reply)
PREDATOR!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Registered!

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 22:58, Reply)
alright jay?

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 23:02, Reply)
Canny, aye. Friday tomorrow innit.
Early start for me but Im wired. Had too much coffee today
(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 23:05, Reply)
you are a bunch of dripping wet cunts

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 23:37, Reply)
Well, there's no need to be RUDE.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 23:40, Reply)
im not sorry

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 23:40, Reply)
I bet you're not.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 23:42, Reply)

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