urrrrgh fire drill! what's the point?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:04, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Is this code for you having your hair done?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

So you know what to do in the event of a real fire, you fucking retard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

A drill isn't much use for putting out a fire though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I don't suppose they expect staff to extinguish flames do they?
I survived the 'Folkestone Earthquake' mate, I know what I'm talking about.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

YOU!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Fucking fb has obviously reset my security after the last update!
Totally rejecting you though soz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Despite now knowing what you look like, and your name obviously, I couldn't find you on Facebook.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I can gaz you a link

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

If you wouldn't mind awfully.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I'm back on lock down I think

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

You can usually bypass those security privacy things on a mobile or 'handheld device'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I don't think I trust Facebook anymore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I can see that from your 'status update'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I can see why stalkers do it now
It's quite exciting.
I might add your wife next.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

It *is* good seeing more about these peoples lives innit? Fascinating really.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

OK Sen-Dogg

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:43, Reply)

*insaneinthebrains*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

The question still remains as to who you messaged last night? Or was that bullshit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

It was you
Maybe your security settings don't allow unsolicited messages from non-friends?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I think most people know to leave the building

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Even women? Ich don't think so!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Damn right
I've seen women going back for their handbags against the flow of people on a fire escape and all sorts.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

You have to look co-ordinated when burning to death

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Until I zoom it in rn looks much like mm on my phone
which gave your post a whole new meaning
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

When I bum a woman to death, I demand she looks her best.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Making sure everyone knows what to do if there's a fire?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

youre so cool the fire'd be all like 'whoah, nice shoes femfonzie, i'll just go around you, don't mind me'

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Bonus half hour break, obv.
/placids
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Hah!
'Working' from home* today. Enjoy your day in the office.

*Faffing about on the computer, pub lunch - on expenses natch - and trawling porn sites all afternoon.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

How do you troll a porn site?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I think Captain Boring means 'trawling'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Every Tuesday they test the fire alarms here.
Every Tuesday it still shits me right up.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

this^
11am
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

same here
It's really fucken loud.

Awright Gormo?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Alright.
Most of the CD's I ordered on an Amazon binge have turned up, which is nice.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)