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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There was no crawling in our case
there was being forcibly removed with the biggest pair of stainless steel salad servers I have ever seen in my life.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:15, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
ARGH
I cannot watch any programmes with poorly kids/birth woes now. They shit me right up
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)
one of my mates, the baby got stuck
so they got out the forceps, and then the forceps got stuck.

Apparently, you haven't lived if you haven't seen 3 doctors arguing for 20 minutes about what to do whilst your wife is lying there with a pair of massive tongs jamming out of her vajoo.

Poor bloke looked like he's done two tours of 'Nam when I saw him in the pub later.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)
FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)
apparently "she has an odd shaped vagina"
so not only was it utterly harrowing, and ended with an emergency C, they also slagged off her cunt as well. Fucking NHS, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Is she a duck?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)
She's a snowboarder
I don't know if this is relevant but I feel some SCIENCE coming on.

I need a volunteer to thoroughly test the vagina shapes of lady snowboarders. Who's in?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)
About 6 a night, I've heard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Too many 540s put twists in it, maybe?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)
we had ventouse birth, but luckily didn't get a baby with a cone head

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)
That happened with micro as well. Forceps are gruesome eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Reminds me of the time I tried to sit in the booths at Brooklins Dinner.
I was alright when I sat down, it's just, getting up was post-burger.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)

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