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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tinned vegi sos, tinned beans and packet noodles.
Lunch doesn' get much better.
Alt tell us a joke.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:05, 149 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
is it you that has a couple of days a week as a vegetarian?
do you think it makes you feel healthier?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

healthier benter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Yes vegi Tuesday.
I haven't really noticex a change no. I was vegi for many years and felt very bloated and heavy when I started on the flesh again.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Sainsburys tapas selection
Manchego cheese with chilli, sun dried tomato and olives. I had it to remind me of fucking and killing that annoying scouse kid a few years ago in Portugal
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:08, Reply)
go on then
what did the number 0 say to the number 8?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Alright you fat fuck
That's a greeting as well as a potential punchline.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

punch chat-up

oh dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Alright you fat fuck

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)
i think last night's hamster is still wedged up there
you're talking funny
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Alright you fat fuck

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Spicy soba noodles
Alt: How do you get a titwank from a 7 year old?

Break her shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)
* his shoulders

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Your property empire

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Not quite an empire.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:14, Reply)
NO MEAT DAY 3

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)
So is Frogso stalking Rory now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:14, Reply)
sexy innit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I've never been so aroused.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I found out who he is with relative ease, and now I'm bored.
I plan to do fuck all with my gathered information. Wasn't as exciting or difficult as I had hoped.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I know what you mean
If anything, the wank I had over Nakers' fb profile left me feeling a little empty inside.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Did the pop shot result in you jizzing out upturned collars?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)
He's next on my list of 'people to have a look at but never meet'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)
go away

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)
FACEBOOK M8S BY THE WEEKEND

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)
i have reset my security, only friends of friends can request

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2122517
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2122521
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:35, Reply)
i have to say that the magic was destroyed for me
NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)
He looks older than 31, doesn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
no
he does not
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)
he looks like his parents were related

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)
They are dipshit, THEY'RE MARRIED
durrrh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)
BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED
you poor inbred triplenippled boy wonder, you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)
you would lick each and every one of my milky nipples and be glad of it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)
urrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Really? This is Totach all over again

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)
at least he has a new victim
I was getting a bit creeped out by him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)
You used to be nice to me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I'm never nice

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)
You used to bring me flowers...I wisj you would again...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I GOT FLOWERS AT THE WEEKEND, REALLY BEAUTIFUL ONES
the boy toy is excelling himself.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I hope he removed the "condolences" card first.
Is it a massive age difference Swipey? Im nosy.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)
nah, he looks older than my youthful features, so it's fine
he's not a boy toy because he's much younger than i am, he's a boy toy because it's lots of fun to play with him!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)
So he looks about 60 ish?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I hope you wash your hands before and after

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)
too slow

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)
he has a 12 year old's penis?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)
He got bored of Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
What's worse than your kedgeree being served slightly cool in the morning?
Warm champagne!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I've never had kedgeree
TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Then go and get mine and be quick about it or I'll have you whipped.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
YESSIRSORRYSIR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)
You've not missed much.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)
The name just makes me think of falcons and northern people

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Alt: That Noddy Holder joke.
You know the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I was slade by it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Post it here kronkey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Much as I "love" to watch swipe and Rory cockjousting
Can someone please start a new thread?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)
it's not an equal contest
even my cock's bigger than his, and i don't even have one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)
No, you have many.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Less than 10
Octocock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
septic cock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

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