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	it's all go, innit?
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:48,
	
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	Alright chumpychumpster?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:49,
	
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	i dunno
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:50,
	
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	all i know about myself is
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:50,
	
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	THAT I POST VAGUELY HUMOROUS THINGS WITH CAPS LOCK ON
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:51,
	
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	THATS MORE LIKE THE CHEEKY FUNSTER I KNOW AND LOVE
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:51,
	
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	IM THE WAYNE NEWTON OF OFFTOPIC AND DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET IT
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:55,
	
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 	NEWTON SLEEP
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:56,
	
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	HA HA
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:59,
	
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	*doff hat*
 	 *And ponders skipping in a circle*
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:01,
	
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	How's things?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:02,
	
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	Still not quite tip top
 	Been on the road since 4.30am this morning, I'm just tying up some loose ends from home I should Slow down*
*Tee hee
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:04,
	
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	DO I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE WAYNE SLEEP TRUMPS WAYNE NEWTON!???!!
 	MAN ALIVE I HOPE THESE POUNDLAND BLADES ARE SHARP ENOUGH, AT LEAST I'VE GOT 30 ATTEMPTS
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:03,
	
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	Rollerskating is for chumps*
 	*gives self a high five
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:06,
	
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	Okay, well I'll answer for you.
 	No, you aren't alright.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:51,
	
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	RATHER PRESUMPTUOUS OF YOU
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:51,
	
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	SORRY I JUMPED THE GUN THERE
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:52,
	
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	What?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:53,
	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:54,
	
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	You fat faced bastard
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:54,
	
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	Twice I have been bullied today about my weight :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:55,
	
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	^ Fatty ^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:56,
	
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	*lips up*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:59,
	
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	*reggae's*
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:00,
	
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	*boombooms*
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:00,
	
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	WOAH! Someone push Shamu back out to sea!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:18,
	
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	OK SO I COULD LOSE A BIT OF WEIGHT, YEAH, IM AWARE OF THIS
 	*sobs*
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:23,
	
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	WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF WHAT HARTLEY HARE. NOT ALL OF US MAKE WHAT INTO A SEXTING SCANDAL THAT ENDS OUR MARRIAGES ALRITE?
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:55,
	
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	One day your right hand will get fed up with you and TAKE HALF
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:56,
	
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	OH HARTS! YOU'RE A PLEATHER JACKET AWAY FROM EXCHANGING SEX WITH A CHUBBO FOR FREE PIZZA
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:57,
	
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	That's taking it way to FUCKING far
 	Life has not quite got that bad yet
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:59,
	
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	I HOPE NOT HH, ITS A SLIPPERY SLOPE TO BE SURE AND I ENT TALKING ABOUT JAP OIL WRESTLING
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:00,
	
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	You on about her gunt aint cha?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:01,
	
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	Pleathering idiot.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:00,
	
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	*KICKS OFF SUNDAY SHOES*
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:01,
	
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	*gets Jap oil out*
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:02,
	
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	Stunned Poster *Nods head*
 	You back or still in the US?
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:02,
	
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	*waves*
 	From Laguna Beach
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:03,
	
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	Yeah well errrrrmmmmmmm......................errrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........SHUT UP
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:04,
	
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	Sun's just coming up.  
 	Looks like another day in paradise.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:06,
	
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	I hope Phill Collins bum rapes you whilst singing the earworm you just infected me with
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:06,
	
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	*takes breath away*
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:07,
	
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	Yeah well "I don't care anymore"
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:10,
	
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	Alright Roger Rabbit.
 	How's it hanging?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:11,
	
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	So so Yogi Bear, you?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:12,
	
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	Smarter than the average bear;) Finalising new business having a few trail runs of stuff should be good for the new.year.
 	Skips merrily.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:15,
	
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	+sudio
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:23,
	
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	Ooooh hasn't your accent gone funny?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:03,
	
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	I AM STILL BRITISH!
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:05,
	
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	 You sound all 'transatlantic'!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:08,
	
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	Nah, I'm a Londoner.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:09,
	
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	And you love London Town?
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:16,
	
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	I overpaid Littlewoods by fifty notes, so they are sending me a cheque.
 	I hope he speaks English.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:18,
	
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	I would have thought with your gaping anus you would prefer BIG WOODS?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:19,
	
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	I don't take deliveries in the tradesmans!!!
 	and NO ANUS CHAT!
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:22,
	
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	Well aint you gone and got all prim and proper
 	I bet you still mince like a drunk goose the day after Christmas
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:24,
	
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	Im not even that camp.
 	probably.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:30,
	
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	You mean you're EVEN camper?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:31,
	
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	I knew Swipe had got you stoned and licked food off you
 	5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2124001
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:21,
	
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	Only that aint Rory
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:22,
	
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	Well I'm lost then
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:24,
	
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	You and me both m8
 	I leave you lot alone for a couple of weeks and look what happens
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:26,
	
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	Rory's Psycjochump and Fu.Manchu.today . For now anyway.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:28,
	
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	Thought someone stole Fu Manchu when he changed to psychochump?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:30,
	
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	The Fu Manchu who has just posted is the Rory we all know and love
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:31,
	
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	\o/
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:36,
	
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	Where the fuck is that Garlic Wog, I want to start a needless subtread about cars
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:29,
	
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	How needless?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:31,
	
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	Well needless...........
 	I just want to talk to Kroney
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:32,
	
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	I had a SUPER LONG MEETING today chumples
 	WHEW that was good, yeah meeted the SHIT out of it.
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 Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:35,
	
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	No one cares
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:37,
	
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	woah someone's just grown some balls
 	
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 Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:44,
	
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	STONES they are called stones
 	You have no dignity saying that
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:45,
	
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	Right, well, yeah. I'm all confused and am going for a beer.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:38,
	
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 	beer gastric band
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:43,
	
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