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it's all go, innit?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:48,
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Alright chumpychumpster?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:49,
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i dunno
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:50,
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all i know about myself is
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:50,
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THAT I POST VAGUELY HUMOROUS THINGS WITH CAPS LOCK ON
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:51,
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THATS MORE LIKE THE CHEEKY FUNSTER I KNOW AND LOVE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:51,
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IM THE WAYNE NEWTON OF OFFTOPIC AND DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET IT
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:55,
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NEWTON SLEEP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:56,
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HA HA
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:59,
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*doff hat*
*And ponders skipping in a circle*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:01,
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How's things?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:02,
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Still not quite tip top
Been on the road since 4.30am this morning, I'm just tying up some loose ends from home I should Slow down*
*Tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:04,
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DO I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE WAYNE SLEEP TRUMPS WAYNE NEWTON!???!!
MAN ALIVE I HOPE THESE POUNDLAND BLADES ARE SHARP ENOUGH, AT LEAST I'VE GOT 30 ATTEMPTS
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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Rollerskating is for chumps*
*gives self a high five
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:06,
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Okay, well I'll answer for you.
No, you aren't alright.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:51,
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RATHER PRESUMPTUOUS OF YOU
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:51,
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SORRY I JUMPED THE GUN THERE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:52,
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What?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:53,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:54,
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You fat faced bastard
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:54,
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Twice I have been bullied today about my weight :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:55,
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^ Fatty ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:56,
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*lips up*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:59,
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*reggae's*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:00,
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*boombooms*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:00,
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WOAH! Someone push Shamu back out to sea!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:18,
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OK SO I COULD LOSE A BIT OF WEIGHT, YEAH, IM AWARE OF THIS
*sobs*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:23,
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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF WHAT HARTLEY HARE. NOT ALL OF US MAKE WHAT INTO A SEXTING SCANDAL THAT ENDS OUR MARRIAGES ALRITE?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:55,
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One day your right hand will get fed up with you and TAKE HALF
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:56,
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OH HARTS! YOU'RE A PLEATHER JACKET AWAY FROM EXCHANGING SEX WITH A CHUBBO FOR FREE PIZZA
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:57,
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That's taking it way to FUCKING far
Life has not quite got that bad yet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:59,
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I HOPE NOT HH, ITS A SLIPPERY SLOPE TO BE SURE AND I ENT TALKING ABOUT JAP OIL WRESTLING
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:00,
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You on about her gunt aint cha?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:01,
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Pleathering idiot.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:00,
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*KICKS OFF SUNDAY SHOES*
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:01,
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*gets Jap oil out*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:02,
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Stunned Poster *Nods head*
You back or still in the US?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:02,
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*waves*
From Laguna Beach
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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Yeah well errrrrmmmmmmm......................errrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........SHUT UP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:04,
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Sun's just coming up.
Looks like another day in paradise.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:06,
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I hope Phill Collins bum rapes you whilst singing the earworm you just infected me with
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:06,
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*takes breath away*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:07,
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Yeah well "I don't care anymore"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:10,
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Alright Roger Rabbit.
How's it hanging?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:11,
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So so Yogi Bear, you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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Smarter than the average bear;) Finalising new business having a few trail runs of stuff should be good for the new.year.
Skips merrily.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:15,
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+sudio
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:23,
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Ooooh hasn't your accent gone funny?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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I AM STILL BRITISH!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:05,
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You sound all 'transatlantic'!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:08,
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Nah, I'm a Londoner.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:09,
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And you love London Town?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:16,
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I overpaid Littlewoods by fifty notes, so they are sending me a cheque.
I hope he speaks English.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:18,
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I would have thought with your gaping anus you would prefer BIG WOODS?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:19,
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I don't take deliveries in the tradesmans!!!
and NO ANUS CHAT!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:22,
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Well aint you gone and got all prim and proper
I bet you still mince like a drunk goose the day after Christmas
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:24,
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Im not even that camp.
probably.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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You mean you're EVEN camper?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:31,
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I knew Swipe had got you stoned and licked food off you
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2124001
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:21,
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Only that aint Rory
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:22,
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Well I'm lost then
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:24,
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You and me both m8
I leave you lot alone for a couple of weeks and look what happens
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:26,
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Rory's Psycjochump and Fu.Manchu.today . For now anyway.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:28,
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Thought someone stole Fu Manchu when he changed to psychochump?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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The Fu Manchu who has just posted is the Rory we all know and love
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:31,
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\o/
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:36,
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Where the fuck is that Garlic Wog, I want to start a needless subtread about cars
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:29,
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How needless?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:31,
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Well needless...........
I just want to talk to Kroney
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:32,
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I had a SUPER LONG MEETING today chumples
WHEW that was good, yeah meeted the SHIT out of it.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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No one cares
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:37,
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woah someone's just grown some balls
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Theoban What of it, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:44,
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STONES they are called stones
You have no dignity saying that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:45,
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Right, well, yeah. I'm all confused and am going for a beer.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:38,
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beer gastric band
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:43,
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