What's your inside leg measurement?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:52, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Which side do you dress?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

33", but It's not, specifically, leg length that matters. I was trying to avoid boring the board.
It's (or it was for Tornado pilots) the proportional length of your thigh bone, as that dictates whether the front, fixed part of the canopy removes your kneecaps during ejection. Mine is apparently 1/2" too long.

Or maybe I tested positive for hand-wringing and they were looking for an excuse, who knows?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

"Mine is apparently 1/2" too long. "
bet you've never heard that before or since, though...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

no, you're right, it's more "that'll never fit"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

fit touch the sides

to save you the bother xx
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

thank you.......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

too long
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

*golf applause*
well played there. It was a tricky shot from the rough, but he's left it just a couple of feet from the pin, for an easy tap-in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

It could be an issue for jets
apparently the old Lightning was so cramped there was a real danger that a tall pilot using the ejector seat would have his legs amputated by the dashboard on the way out...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I am too tall and heavy to ever realise my dream to be an F1 driver :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Let's not forget shit at driving.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I am an ace driver thank you very much
10 years no claims is testament to that
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

yeah, that's definitely a selection criteria for F1 teams
"but why can't I drive? I've never hit a bollard in Tesco car park or ANYTHING"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

well it's the only facts I have
aside from that you'll have to take my word for it, also i totally beat my mates at go karting once
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

This is better, but your mates might be shit.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

we'll have to have a kart off, I'll be near Hudderfield tomorrow, that's practically Scothland, LETS GE^T IT ON

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

My mate wrote off his old dear's classic Triumph Dolomite in a supermarket car park when it was completely empty
It was dark and he ran straight into a trolley park. Much lolling.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

...but have seen loads of accidents in my mirror...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

an F1 minnie
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I would totally destroy her.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I'd take that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)