what a prick

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:57, 47 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so is this our excuse for the sad friday night shut in thread?
within hours of getting home I am getting a cold. Sympathy?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Get thee to the offy and buy booze!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:11, Reply)

booze ain't gonna fix it
i have tea and chilli
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:12, Reply)

You need a monkey bath, brandy and some kip.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:24, Reply)

monkey bath?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:31, Reply)

One so hot that you go "ooh ooh ooh!" when you get in it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)

oh right, yeah
I don't have a bath :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Alright son?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Alright, minger.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Alreet Batts?
I'm bored. The missus is crashed on the couch, this place is dead. I might stick the pizzas in the oven, have a smoke and contemplate watching a DVD.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Correct.
Soon to be known as the Roy shower.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)

So yer erse will stream in perfect harmony with yer nose.

Arrange the tissues around the skid-stained knicks and mount in a glass case. *

Art, that is. Tracy-Cavy-Whatserface rules and wins art prizes.

*when I say mount, I don't mean "mount" cos that would be weird.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)

chilli never does that to me
shame, I like art
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Strikethrough "ame I like"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)

I too like art and I have a lot of time for Tracy Emin and Rachel Whiteread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)

I'd have more time for Rachel Riley.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 20:17, Reply)

well yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Having a sharpener before go out, steak and lobster place.
I like lobster but it's a messy fucker to eat.especially when. you're on your best behaviour. Anyone else doing non internets tonight?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Is there anybody there?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)

yeh, but I have nothing to add to teh conversation
I might have some humorous. I am bored
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:09, Reply)

You're gonna eat your upper arm?
You must be bored.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)

damn you snuffly cold and autocorrect
now I must autocannibalise myself. Ah well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)

no, that would be 'humerus'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Aw I'm ashamed now.
I was punning on humerus, sorry I threw you.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)

alright edgy McD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Like the fucken school library in here Doze.
Out going on with you at all?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:12, Reply)

nah
Chilling in front of the telly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Me as well. Just seen him off behaving badly being a grumpy doctor.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)

watching that W film
Josh Brolin is good in it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)

The Doris is on highlights of
A League of.
Jack Whitehall's alright.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Jack Whitehall is an unfunny middle class cock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)

I could agree with you if humour was objective
Like art, poetry, music and love.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Any-road we came back from Arrogate
With smiles on us faces. Brilliant break it were.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:45, Reply)

lol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:50, Reply)

knobs

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 22:20, Reply)

handles

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 22:30, Reply)