New thread. I'm travelling back to the glorious People's Republic Of West Suffolk today.
Where are you going?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:14, 50 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm going to London.
(☣‿☣)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Ah yes, the county town of Essex.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I view it more as North Kent

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Don't accuse them of being 'north'.
Makes the natives restless.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

The supermarket, later.
It's all go, here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I have given up going to supermarkets.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

home soon
Just at Tesco the now, eh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Party on dude. Don't forget the Tangfastics.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

can't have them
Gelatine innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Oh are you a hippie too?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

quendetarian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Debenhams. Apparently.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I ducked TWO bullets yesterday.
Managed to get off going to Ikea AND the Trafford centre.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Ikea has also been suggested.
That would require me to be gifted a pub lunch however.

Negotiations continue.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I think you'd have to negotiate at least a weeks' worth of blowjobs AND two pub dinners as a starting point if a visit to The Shop That Makes You Want To Kill Yourself is on the table.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

In juicer to meet Boyce, before we head back to Chateau Battered for pheasant, wine, cheese and more wine.
The liver transplant team at St Mary's Paddington are on standby.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

pheasant?
Sounds pleasant.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

If you dress the pheasant in a pair of Dozer's shoes and stick a flower
On it that squirts water it'll look a bit like a clown.

Game for a laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I hope you have nice pickles for the cheese.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

They don't stick livers in unreformed alkies and losers, soz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 20:29, Reply)

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct to /talk.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Back in the 'Sham!!
It's a bit of a comedown I have to say.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Come down from 30, 000 feet no less.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Get anything nice down the shops?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

All day breakfast.
Couple of jumpers I didn't need, and I talked the Doris out of dropping close to forty notes on a onesie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)

A successful afternoon.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Not bad.
Get yourself down the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Nowhere.
I've been all over town today. Gonna sit and relax.
How's people's weekends been?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Not bad thanks.
How did the interview go?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I think it was ok,
I'll find out tomorrow. But I've spotted the same job for slightly less money but it's in Oxford. Save me a lot of time and petrol. Gonna ring them tomorrow.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Good luck.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:21, Reply)

alright
Finished the sanding, went to Carpetright, cooking lasagna this evening.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Sanding what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:06, Reply)

skirting boards upstairs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:54, Reply)

+ I had to use a step ladder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Balls deep in YM
Or failing that, a roast chicken Sunday dinner
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Alright Sportster
Good weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Not too bad, squire
Had load of overtime on but have cracked through it and getting time and a half, which should pay for the stairs carpet

I'm treating myself to a decent bottle of red and a sit tonight

DONT MENTION FOOTBALL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I wasn't going to.
Have you looked at the bottom of League One?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:20, Reply)

slightly mad
it finally happened happened happened it fiiiinally happened...etc.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:06, Reply)

What did?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I think she means the going mad...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)

yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb-3seZSQ_Q
just in case
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:28, Reply)

I'm waiting for the boy toy to hurry up
Fire on, dinner on, stockings on, chips and dips out, beers in fridge - I can't do anything more alluring!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:31, Reply)

You could put the last 15 minutes of the football on for him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

If he ever gets here, I might...
... To punish him for being 11 mins late (even though I said 5.30-6)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:41, Reply)

He'll probably be over after the match.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:44, Reply)

I woke up at half 3 in the afternoon.
I'm going to the beastie to have a few pints so I can sleep ok tonight.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 17:51, Reply)

I also fixed a laptop with 1100 bits of malware on it.
Can people stop saying yes to everything.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:01, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)