Oi you, yes you, you cunt
What the fuck are you looking at?

alt: I need a snack, what type of snack should I have? just to let you know YM is drier than a boxing day turkey no amount of Bob Carolgees and Hellmann's mayonnaise is going to make a difference so I aint eating that.

Alt:alt: I'm about to start doing my world famous* "Spicy Pickled Onions" so that they are ready for Christmas, what special treats do you prepare months in advance?

*Well perhaps not that famous, more infamous if you have ever tried one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:42, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tell me about your Spicy Pickled Onions.
I love pickled onions that give me the breath of a dragon.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)

They get hotter the longer you leave them Gonz
I make them every year for the Christmas Eve buffet
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)

You ever tried "Pickle Chips" ? I've seen them on a few american shows so decided to make my own.
I'm still not convinced that I like them, but I ate all I made of them, and might give it a go in the future just to confirm if I like them or not.

What's in your pickling mix? I'll give them a shot.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)

I just use shop bought pickled onions add Sugar, Allspice and bruised chillies
This year I'm doing three batches
Batch one: birdseye chillies

Batch two: Scotch Bonnet Peppers

Batch three: The Dorset Naga Chilly
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I think I've the first album by the Dorset Naga Chilly.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:11, Reply)

They played live at "Treworgey"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:27, Reply)

i can't tell, it's not got a label on it
wait..it has...it's a monitor

alt houmous
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:48, Reply)

YORN A MONITOR
Sup Cavy?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)

your mum's a monitor
Not bad, don't want to go to work tomorrow. Tired.
you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I look forward to every Monday in gainful employment
Nahhh I'm wide a wake, yet hungry
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)

then get on with snacking
Aliens vs cowboys is really terrible. The aliens have hands that come out of their chests (their chest cavity opens for them) it makes no sense!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Scripting code
Alt:

Im having Twix Mix at the moment

AltAlt:
Proper cranberry sauce is 100% required. It should be made so sharp it cuts the pan
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 20:22, Reply)

I've just ordered a curry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 20:38, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)

I'm dunk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:01, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:02, Reply)

I'm working on it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Battered earlier:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:20, Reply)

Clickin dis

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I went out for a quiet drink for a mates birthday last night
and got home two hours ago covered in glitter.

I'm quite proud of myself for still being able to see.
( wanderlust, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Excellent work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Yeah, dancing to Katy Perry at midday was a high/low point depending on how you look at it.

( wanderlust, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)

I'll take it as high

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)

that's like a real party like they have on telly and everything

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)

I don't think this party could have been shown on telly.
Not because it was a wild crazy young person party, but because it wasn't that interesting.
( wanderlust, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)

i saw some saturday night telly
a few weeks back, I don't think that stops them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Good girl
Fun night then?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Yeah it was excellent.
I'm just having a beer to round it off.
( wanderlust, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:28, Reply)

I've decided to cancel Monday I.have shig loads to do but I'm bolloxef from the past few days. Sleep and chill is needed.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)

You'll never get a good nights' rest kipping in the fridge.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Exactly. Not because it'll be cold.
But because if anyone pops in to check on him, the light will come on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I'm glad I have tomorrow off.
Well, almost off. I'll have to go in for a few hours, but it will be to teach cocktails, so not real work.
( wanderlust, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)

That Gary gets everywhere.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Especially up the Gary

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:27, Reply)

Are you suggesting that Lusty didn't get a cab home, instead getting a ride on the 'council gritter'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Nothing of the sort

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Alright.
Altalt. Nope.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)

how did that job interview go?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)

It was odd,
It was less an interview, and more just a meeting to be told what the job was. Gave me the impression they'd already decided who they wanted. Just gotta hope I'm on the list.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 20 Oct 2013, 22:01, Reply)

HH is a cunt,discuss.
I do like nuts as a snack. Brazils are ace. Also like dried banana rings, even better if yoghurt coated.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)

raisins with yoghurt coating are better

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Hmmmmmmmmm. Abojt the same I'd go with.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Hairy man nuts I bet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 22:17, Reply)

You, you cunt. What you gonna do about it fucknuts!
Alt: Corned beef sandwiches
Altalt: Pickled chillis. Spirit vinegar and the hottest chillis* you can get. Well worth it. If they make your arse bleed, it's all good.

*Scotch bonnets are for homos and wimps. Try 'basket of fire' 'Dorset Nagas' or 'Black devils'. True chillis for MEN.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 23:05, Reply)

My grandad used to hate Bob Carolgees so much that he used to make me change the channel whenever he was on
And now my grandad's dead. Really makes you think.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 7:47, Reply)

I love you, Two Hats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 8:10, Reply)

x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 8:14, Reply)