*checks clock*
I was in the loft at the weekend and the amount of hoarded useless shit in there that we took the time to box up and fit in there was mind boggling. What useless shit do you have crammed into hidden corners of your house?

Alt: The new Lars Von Trier film has had some 'interesting' promo posters released for it. When did a poster for something last pique your interest?

Altalt: What was the first thing you posted on b3ta or what do you wish could have been your first post on b3ta?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:56, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:58, Reply)

i think it was a story about my friend getting lost in the supermarket
it came straight in at second on qotw and i was suckered in, suckered in GOOD by all that sweet sweet internet validation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)

sweet sweet internet validation all the sweaty handed blokes getting themselves off on my endless tale about giving blowjobs
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

like you weren't/aren't one of them, sunshine
besides it was one tale about endless blowjobs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I got lost on a roundabout, the other day.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I need some sleep
I just read roundabout as wombat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I don't have any.
Unfortunately the missus is a grade A hoarder. She's going to be navigating through her flat dodging bags of newspapers if I don't sort her out.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I have about 2000 drum and bass records that I should have sold a few years ago before everything that was rare and sought after was re-issued and re-pressed and now are worth next to nothing.
I might get rid of them one day. The difficulty of living on your own in a three bedroom house means there is too much 'spare' room to fill up.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)

you should try half a flat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)

disclaimer: i am not asking you to move in with me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)

The answer would be no anyway. I have a luxurious house on the coast with sea views to the south and rolling hills to the north, which costs me next to nothing to live in.
So I would never have the need to live in a pokey half flat in an average London area.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Lies. You live in a run down port town next to an oil refinery.
I can see no problem with the rest of your post, however. I bet she lives in the original servant's wing, too.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Well, okay maybe I *was* stretching the truth a little.
But at least my HOUSE, you know with STAIRS and GARDENS (Plural), is a complete building not a '1 of 8' bedsit fashioned out one reasonable 'studio' apartment. That my dad bought for me.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

yes
you nailed me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Okay, who had frog?
*checks bayta swipestakes*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

HA! Click.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

you mean your tumbledown house that needs pointing and painting and is sandwiched between a primark and a lidl
and you mean my mansion block in kensington.

other than that, carry on...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I have more rooms than you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)

rooms chromosomes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Nah, definitely rooms.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

go stuff your gob with your secret cereal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I might have it for dinner as it goes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

you should have something healthy for dinner
i made a fucking fantastic bean chilli last night. you should make that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

NO MEAT? Fuck off.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

no he doesn't
he was coming in his own pants about his vegetarian days last week
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:23, Reply)

NEVER AGAIN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)

have you still got your technics?
I have hundreds of records. Most of the essential breaks records from 2000 to 2010 or so.

What mixer do you like using the most?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

tonic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Probably Ginger Beer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

No I 'lent' them to a 'mate', who I suspect 'sold' them :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I refuse to get rid of mine.
But I don't even have a mixer anymore.

I did recently cane some of them on my hifi though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I have fuck all to even play 'em on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)

technics but no mixer?
Interesting setup.

I like Pioneer mixers. I get intimidated by Allen and Heath.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I had one of those Citronic Battlemixers for ages, really basic but had a short cross fader which I really liked

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

you do know that most decent mixers have curve selectors for the crossfader?
My first decks were citronic. They were atrocious. I bought my 1210s for 180 notes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I had KAM belt drives first.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

fucking hell
Belt drives are pointless for mixing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

To be honest, they weren't the worst I have used. I bought them for about £75 when I was 14/15.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I nearly traded my SLs for Vestax once.
Way better decks than Technics, but no fucker uses them outside of turntablist land.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

There is so much stuff in our attic
that there's no need for insulation - the cr@p is 3 feet deep all over anyway.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Apparently I have a habit of hoarding the boxes things come in.
Electrical items, usually.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I do this too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Same here, though that's because I move practically every year.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

eBaytastic

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

At the moment, absolutely nothing
I did a massive clearout when we moved and binned tonnes of shite

Alt:
Anal Cum Sponge 9 - This Time Its YM

AltAlt:
Some shite pics on the main board
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

there's an anal cum sponge 9!
man, I missed 6-8 I hope I can download them, or that I can catch up on plot in number 9
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I could show you....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:29, Reply)

...the woooooorld
i tell you what, that's not really what aladdin meant when he sang that. Well, perhaps he did
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Jay gets a lad in often

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:32, Reply)

huh huh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:36, Reply)

i cant remember teh first thing i posted on bayta
mightve been "hi im Mincy Boyce and imma get myself a haircut!"

i dunno, i only tend to see posters when i go to the cinemas and their a bit fucken generic and meh. imma keep working on my photoshoppping and paint skills and get a job in the movie poster industry and show them cunts a thing or two
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Yeah, the bloke who runs /board says
he wants to do the same.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I am going to drink at least one whole beer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

KERAZY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Don't worry I had two in the end.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)

ARGH!
Fucking upgrades are trying to kill me!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)

grades hill gardeners
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)

They could at least buy me a drink first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)

afternoon
altalt: a giant fly on someone's face
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Altalt: Get fucked, you bunch of utter cunts

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:23, Reply)