I'm sorry, but what does any of this have to do with my penis?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Everthing and nothing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

You just blew my mind
How's it going, Tangle Wangle Quee?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Jus' fine and dandy
How's you, Hattie Wattie Ding Dong?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah, not bad at all
My building work is almost complete!! The painter should be finished today and getting the kitchen fitted on Saturday. I'll finally have a lovely modern kitchen that's bigger than a shoe box!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

What will you cook first?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Ooh, good point
I need to plan this carefully. First meal and all that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Cock, with garlic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Prick with fork

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Kebab pizza from Iceland.
Just read about fryinh pan pizzas, new one on me, might give that a blast tonight.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Good god
I guess Iceland stocks this sort of rubbish so that other supermarkets don't have to.
I can see a frying pan pizza working...you'd probably have to grill it afterwards I guess.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Yrah you do. Iceland do do them, was mentioned here yesterday.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Imma try that
Found a recipe that recommended roasting some vegetables, then putting them on top when they're done. This is just crazy enough to work.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I tend to start pizza bases off in a massive frying pan
as I don't have an oven that can get to 400 C.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

i heard you had a tornado

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Yeah
Well, Hayling. But it's pretty near by. My Auntie lived there until about 3 weeks ago.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I don't think she's in Hayling any more, Toto

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

It's a shame really
Hayling has a lovely stretch of beach, but everything there is so grotty. Their video arcades are full of cast-offs from Southsea. They have the old Star Wars machine that I used to play on when I was a kid.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

see almost every seaside town in britain, ever
bournemouth was the same. beautiful beach, the town centre is so so so depressing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

We took my in-laws to Bournemouth for their 50th wedding anniversary a few years ago and the beach was filthy.
I quite like that you can walk from the beach to the town centre through a park though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

we stayed at a chocolate themed hotel
all the rooms were named after chocolate, and there was unlimited free chocolate in your variety in your room (as i was there with a friend, we had the "white chocolate" twin room) and the reception had a free chocolate fountain etc. i think we would have really liked bournemouth if it hadn't pissed it down the entire 4 days, so there was NOTHING to do except go to space nk and spend £50 on a candle for the 4th day in a row.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Balls, I've got skullfuckingly drunk on many occasions in several locations in Bournemouth.
There's plenty to do. Well, if you include "getting drunk"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

night time and drinking, aye
but during the day?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

drinking.
obvs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Glorious innit?
snipurl.com/281cogg
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

i wouldn't know
I'VE NEVER BEEN
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

LOOSER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO LIVES THERE
EXCEPT YOU. ARE YOU GOING TO INVITE ME? EH?

thought not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

We don't even let blacks in, let alone rangas. Sorry.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

what about duracell batteries?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Only 'Eveready' for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

and i thought you were a nullo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2111467
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Hayling makes Southsea look like Abu fucking Dhabi

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)