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I'm on my way to a party, what are you losers doing?Why is it so hot on the trains? I blame forrins
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:05,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I've been home had a beer, half fixed summit, had a shower, let battered out for a piss on the rec and eaten a lamb chop(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:09,
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I'd take this as a compliment(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:36,
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nothingI'm proper tired
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:08,
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Prolly eyeball aids, bleach will sort you right out(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:09,
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more like brain aidsmy eyes are fine
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:12,
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that's a better cure than bleach(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:14,
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It's because Cadbuy's take 'em, and dey cover dem in chocolate(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:09,
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Shit no.I misread the question, I thought you'd asked 'why are black people black?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:12,
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Fuckng hell, Lego? LEGOFuckin shitpants Lego back in 93 rocked, now you own it shitpants. FUCK
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:11,
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Just showered and put me product on.Off quizzin inna minnit innit
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:11,
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Dapper dan's patented high shine hair pomade?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:12,
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And Old Spice.Don't forget the Old Spice
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:21,
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No, I heard you're in long trousers now(not always your own)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:26,
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I wouldn't bother checking out a fat Indian chick's feet.I mean, I like curry and all that, but there is such a thing as too much.
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Fannys like a Cadbury strawberry cream though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:19,
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I didn't know there were any Cadburys chocolates that smelled like beef curry(, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:31, Reply)
NO IT'S AS PART OF A MEAL ONE OF THREE TODAY(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:28,
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Not truealthough I'm much heavier than my body size would suggest, reckon I'm one of these new-fangled TOFI people, probably be dead by 40
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:31,
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The fucking kooks?Your dead dozer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:43,
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Making a Keralan chicken curry dish. Lack of aircon.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:25,
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Gotta go, catch you all tmo.Have fun and play nice. xxx
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:27,
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I'm on my way to see your mrsHope you've got some booze in
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:34,
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Just about to go get my takeaway Chinese mealTrains are for homos, hence the heat from all all the frottage.
That's SCIENCE!!
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2131380
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 20:58,
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These both mean the same thing'Deeply unpopular and derided' and 'Close personal friend of Pooflake'
And your point is?
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'yurtmaster P and the Tofu Crew'in the band names file, this comes close to 'Spider-induced wank disaster'.
I like it!
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porcelain oneslololololol
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:25,
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Fuckin' posh chinky, that.Mine gives you little foil dishes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:28,
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Set meal 'B' for oneSweet and sour chicken balls, beef chow mein & fried rice.
Excellent!!
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Innit, bro.You needs prawn toast, fam.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:43,
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Just leavin' this here.www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4drNFXd6dw
You know it makes sense.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 21:47,
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You cunts can have this as wellwww.youtube.com/watch?v=OxD6mmJaYqk
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:03,
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I have been a-fackin-sleepIm gonna do some more fackin sleepin soon as I enjoued it
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:07,
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More overtimezzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............Another 4.5 hours tonight. I am really rather sick of Java and not the coffee version
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:22,
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Mate, do some sleeping, honestly, it's a revelation. I tried it earlier.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:23,
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I dont DO sleepI do overtime and red wine. I have no doubt I'll be up at 5am
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:24,
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Nothing says professional like a pissed up company man.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:26,
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Damn rightI'm fucking sick today, Frog
SICK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:27,
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I think either is fine for kids so it should do you nicely.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:29,
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Message received and understood(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:31,
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Well I am a dr so you can trust me. Best ingested via a funnel and hose straight down your gob.I'm off, see you later.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 22:32,
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