oh hey here's a new thread
Where is the best hiding place? (points lost for 'ym')

alt: If you were a food which one would you be and why?

altalt: what's your favourite letter of the alphabet

altaltalt: chumps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:44, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well ent that just typical
ill delete mine and save it for later caves as ive already had one today
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

that's very gentlemanly of you, squire

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Not very democratic though
People may have preferred the other one
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

oh :(
but I'm like a guest daytime poster
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I'd vote for Chompy as b3tan prime minister.
Also, screw this thread. I liked Reg's better.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

screw you too, kroney

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Woah, bit rude.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

i'm a sensitive artist and can't take such criticism

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

ill sub it here joe but please say sorry to cavy for screwing her thread

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I ain't saying sorry, Reg, she bit back hard and I'm nearly crying.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

don't mess with me
I'm well 'ard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

fair dos joe
i forget how harsh this place gets sometimes, you did what you had to do
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I dunno if I've got the stones for it anymore, man

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

youll turn it around champ
now give em hell!!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I'm not sure bayta would work as a democracy, rayg
Rather than vote for a prime minister I would probably gather an army of sympathetic supporters and seize control.

Alt: I've never had gravy on chips. I think it makes sense to add salt and vinegar in that order. There must be a reason why we don't refer to it as vinegar and salt.

Altalt: No.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I think you're right about the condiment order
curry is better than gravy on chips, but the vinegar and salt should go on first
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Either/or not both together.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

youve certainly got the measure of this place tangs
imma keep an eye on you

alt shirley if you do salt then vinegar the vinegar washes away the salt to the botton of the tray so the top chips lose their saltiness. vinegar then salt is the way to go im thinking
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)

You're something of a condiments maverick
Who knows, one day in the future you may be held up as a trailblazer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)

i plough my own furrow tangs
i ent in it for the glory man but if a little of ol reggie rubs off in the right places than whos to say the apple cart wernt rocked in the first place? not ol reg thats 4 sure
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)

We could all learn a lot from you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I'd be peanuts
because they kill lots of people.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

and don't cost much

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

What?
And that's to all four 'questions'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

i'm being whimsical, OK?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Whither whimsy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Alt: I'd be some form of unpleasant cheese that's been made from sour milk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

My house.
Alt: Lasagne because I have many layers and am packed full of meat. (Gone all Blind Date innit?)
Altalt: 8
altaltalt: Ninnyhammers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

does that mean you have cheese on your meat?
you should wash more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

NO RAW CHEESE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

It wouldn't be raw in lasagne.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

If I'm really hungover I hide on the shitter for a bit sometimes.
I believe this is called a 'dry run'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

The best place for hiding is
In Plain Sight.

See Ken Campbell's The Furtive Nudist for details.

Or Jimmy Savile.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

you can hide in jimmy saville?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

I would hide in a cave,
that also happened to have running water and central heating and was almost impossible to find, also, there would be a guard bear.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

It might be a....stalac-tight fit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

maybe for you fatso.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

the last place theyll look
alt: i would be alphabetty spaghetti because i have a way with words and im well saucy innit LOL

altalt: F
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

is fucken blind date still goen cos id be the tits on that show
figurativeley speaking of course
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Inside a great big hairy elephant's fanny.
Alt, olives. Cos they're green.
Altalt, J, cos it's my initial.
Altaltalt, what?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

initial boyfriend from newcastle
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Office World, because of their vast range of colourful adhesive notepaper

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

gay pink ones that are a tad racist?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

YEAH 3M YOU FUCKING RACIST CUNTS I DON'T SEE YOU MAKING BLACK OR BROWN POST-IT NOTES

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I don't care if I lose points
you'll still struggle to find a better place to hide than your mum's cavernous clunge.

Which, coincidentally, is also a great band name.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I'm going to hide in the pub now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I really want a pint
yesterday was Dylan THomas' birthday, everyone should have spent it drunk and quoting poetry in a welsh accent.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

No, they fucking shouldn't.
As far as the execrable "art" of poetry goes, Thomas is one of the least engaging contributors.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)

wrongness^^

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)

After enjoying a few of these delightful biscuits I learnt that there was gelatine used in the product.
As a vegetarian this was very disappointing. I must query why you need to use gelatine in the making of this product? Gelatine is commonly used in jellied and chewy products but a party ring has none of these qualities? There must be an alternative that can be used. I hope you can alter the recipe.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

evostick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

You can get a vegi equivalent yeah.
Dunno what it is though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

I'd always thought they were just..biscuits and icing??
I been looking at recipes a lot altely and all teh cheesecake recipes wanted gelatine in them... now I'm paranoid of all cheesecakes...why do they sneak meat in weird things!!!

I always manage to make cheesecake without gelatine, if you use lemon or lime juice it thickens it enough, or use melted chocolate, melted white chocolate and baileys cheesecake is REALLY good and no aminals!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Ahhh I remember when I found out they werent veggie...
I'd just gorged two packs of them and read the packet out of boredom, eeeek!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)

as a vegetarian do you find yourself having fantasies about vegetables.?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)

like you have wet dreams about meat?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Speaking as a carnivore.
Yes.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Gently insert a carrot in the first week, and then each subsequent week gradually work your way up in size.
Week 8 you should be at marrow stage.
By week 13 you may, if you're adventurous, choose to attempt the butternut squash.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)

fantastic news.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)

How the hell are the faglord Party Rings in any way 'delightful' ?
I'd fucking flip on the bitch who served that shit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 17:08, Reply)

A morgue
alt. Summat edible

altalt. why?

altaltalt. Eff you.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 16:33, Reply)