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How do you relax?Other than MM, booze, massive drugs etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:37,
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They might be in the loft, but I'm not going up there yet. I know I have a few, I have a feeling the technics thief has them too.I'm gonna have to get Colombo on this shizzle.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:50,
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what era are they from?The acid jazz era, the early trip hop stuff or later when they started releasing techno and DnB?
You must have some idea.
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some drum and bass bits, it wasnt a label I looked out for but I know there were some remixes and stuff.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:55,
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well fuck you then, I would have given em to you but if youre gonna be a cunt you can get fucked dickhead.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:58,
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No?Do you want to tell the class about what all those rude words mean?
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I heard my dad saying them. But I don't understand them. I think they are to do with sexing.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:22,
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When a man and a lady love each other they do a special cuddle and make a baby.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:25,
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I rub my cock while thinking about Battered off the internet and his ammoniac stench.(, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:43, Reply)
There's a magazine I subscribe to that is my little world of calm. When I get to I sit and read it. By the end of the month I'm begging for it to hit the mat. I read it cover to cover over the month, it's my little personal calm.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:57,
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What's the subject?I read a lot - 2-3 books a week - every spare couple of minutes - on the tube, having a shit,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:59,
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It's called the Fortean Times, It's all strange phenomenon and interesting archaeology, crypto zoology that sort of stuff.
I'm a little embarrassed and a wild skeptic, but it's well written and interesting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:04,
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Ah. I've heard of that. Why be embarrassed about what you read? Only a prick like Dozer will be a critic of something someone likes that he doesn't and we all know what a prick he is. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:06,
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If you had looked at my post properly I mentioned reading specifically. You in particular are critical about that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:20,
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All I'm saying is that I am by no means the only one to be critical about that.(, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Others post about what they enjoy reading, what they are currently reading etc. I don't recall anyone else slagging off someone else's reading material apart from you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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Right.I have seen it plenty of times, from several posters. You want names, or would you rather just accept that it's happened and we'll move on?
I even remember you calling William Burroughs 'overrated', which was pretty fucking funny even for you.
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I dunno. Normally people associate it with ufo nuts and crazy people, despite the decent articles and research.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:18,
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I buy my sister a subscription to that. Mind you, she is fucking weird.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:23,
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She's had four kids, I wouldn't touch the sides. I struggle with women untarnished by the birthing process.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:27,
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your man Charles Fort (who the Fortean Times is named after) was by no means a crankhe just liked winding up the scientific establishment by presenting them things they couldn't explain
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:26,
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L*gl*ss hadn't even been born back then, so no(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:30,
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What like Gonzes culinary creations?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:28,
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demographic is mainly the over fortes(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:06,
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I used to like reading that growing up, and there is another similar mag at my newsagents that is alright.When it cones to nutter press, the daily mail can be just as bad.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 23:18,
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you put a cream containing a fuckload of caustic soda on your hair and leave it on for a few minutes(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 20:59,
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Al tried that once, it didn't work(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:09,
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I can'tI"m constantly a massive ball of angry
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:00,
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Alright BattsIs MM Montys Mums? If so I'm not sure if that would be relaxing.
I will be watching "Bitchin Kitchen" on the food network channel at 9:30pm not sure if it's relaxing but it's the best thing on TV at the moment.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:01,
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I've started watching 'A Mother's Son' on ITV. Looks promising.. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:04,
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Yewtree lolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:07,
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I listen to the radioAnd read stuff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:08,
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You have a face made for radio(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:10,
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And your mum has a faceLike a plasterer's radio.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:14,
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haha well playedEves Jeffers, how's tricks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:16,
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Not bad thanks.How are you?
It's more shit than usual on here these days.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:20,
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Yeah I've noticedIt all started when Chompy flounced, coincidence....ITHINKNOT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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Needs new posters, innit.Frogster was the last new one to stick around, and the quality hasn't improved.
Yet another coincidence? ITHINKNOT.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:37,
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It's a bit much to put it all on me!I'm sorry you fuckers are disappearing in droves, and manage to drive away any other new people, then whinge that it's shit now.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:40,
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I'm not being the scapegoat. I'm off like the rest of 'em.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:43,
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I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG FAMOUSLY, YOU KNOW, LIKE JOHN LESLIE AND ULRIKA JONSSON OR SUTIN.edgy.
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MAN NEEDS TO LAY OFF HIS SAUCE LEST FAILURE AND SUCH PHYSICAL SYMOTPNS(, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:46, Reply)
APART FROM THE CONFUSION ABOUT THE SPELLING OF LENGNTH I THINK THAT WENT PRETTY WELL(, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Well, hello there, young feller.havent seen you around these parts for a while. Why the new name?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:47,
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Well yes, but what was their previous moniker?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:52,
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CAPSLOCKED do try to keep up TuiB(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:52,
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I play computer games and that.And I talk to weirdo flids off the internet.
Evening all.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:22,
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We've heard all about you and your joystick(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:26,
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Yeah yeah, we have all heard about how you managed to loseMr B3th's Zimmer frame high end gaming
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:34,
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I listen to, or make musicAnd I take drugs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:48,
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Not bad.You settling in for a few beers, a record and a cheeky joint when the Mrs goes to bed?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 21:57,
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I'm a creature of habit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:04,
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+atMaking you the owner of the most stylish yurt in Cov.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:05,
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Alright Ali.Although your massive stains are somewhat different.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:08,
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Gym painPink lemonade and have I got news for you. Sucks without Angus.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:10,
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I watch music videos of tangles and the yurtsmithswww.youtube.com/watch?v=35LenhOXGvw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:10,
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Alright Nakers, how is the world of being you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:15,
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yeah alrightThink I've found a new house; I will in January, subject to referencing, have a new house with a MOTHER FUCKING SHED
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:16,
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Fuck yeah! Shed time!Will you have oak under your socks or not?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:17,
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Well go to the chemist and get some lotion.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:23,
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or at least some linseed oil(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:27,
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Music, repairing/setting up guitars and wanking like a demented chimp(, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:34, Reply)
hahahahahahah it's funny because of the masterbation!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 22:43,
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