Alright,
a kid at my school stabbed another kid around that age. Can't remember what it was about, probably trainers or something.

lunch today will be a nice sandwich and an apple. probably cheese and tomato. EXCITING STUFF.

I was up in Loughborough for an interview. seems like a nice place from what i saw, any of you lot from round that way?
altalt: Nope, no desire to enter the political sphere. I don' think i could deal with speaking to the sort of morons that go to council meetings about their neighbours bins and stuff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:37, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

or the sort of busybodies that worry about houses being built in their 'hood?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)

well, i wrote an email, not going down to some shitty community centre to harrass them personally,
but yeah, i'm probably exactly the sort of cunt i would not want to deal with.

How are you stunned?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Very well, young man. Thank you for asking.
I am a bit disappointed about my lunch. I wanted a greasy burger, decided better of it and was going for the EAT chicken pot pie. I panicked at the till and ordered some turkey abomination which is most unedifying.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)

panicked at the till like a 5 year old girl?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Yeah. I've binned it.
imma go and get a man's lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:08, Reply)

ANGUS. BELIEVE.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Done.
Just a regular one. With fried hunion rings.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:17, Reply)

*waits and sees*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Nae bad at all.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:19, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I think you have done the right thing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:18, Reply)

tggi^
Forcing your way through a shit lunch really puts a downer on your day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I'm just deciding myself. I think it might be saveloy and chips

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:21, Reply)

DO IT
Do they do saveloy dips DARN SARF?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:22, Reply)

As I don't know what you're talking about, probably not!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Proper soft savaloy sausage in a white bun with pease pudding and stuffing
Sometime they "dip" the top into the water the sausages are cooked in

Sounds horrible - tastes like heaven
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Back In Black (toes)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:17, Reply)

HA!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Eat humble pie then.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:50, Reply)

strikethrough hairy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:02, Reply)

HA!!
I've just noticed I skim read the original and got the wrong type of counsellor
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I saw that, but let it go. I did think 'Typical!' and rolled my eyes though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

classic deafgay

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:56, Reply)

*whispers*
bummers are deaf
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:57, Reply)

YOU KNOW I'VE GOT THIS GUN!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:01, Reply)

*backs away slowly*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Eye deafness

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

ha, oops.
Well, i'll make sure i gaz you all my woes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

As in council prick, not whoo I had a bad childhood woo type.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

You seem elated about your bad childhood.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Woo as in crying.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Who cries like that? A ghost?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I bought some cleaning wipes for the bathroom, called 'Bloo'.
Every time I see them, I think the bathroom is mocking me.
Just apropos of nothing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:57, Reply)