Windy pig asked if "what if they were born here but don't want to work?"
What should we do with the work shy population of this country?

alt:I'm *not* working from home today, how should I be punished?

alt:alt: Why do you continue to post here, give me a good reason and a tits Gaz if you have breasts?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:23, 90 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't wanna work. I wanna go on holiday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I am going back to the US for a couple of weeks in May.
If that makes you feel any better.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Yes it certainly does. Thanks.
I have ONE day off next week \o/
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Glad to be of help.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Stunned poster have you watched "Bitchin Kitchen on food network yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)

People on "disability" should be looked at and forced to work where appropriate
Dosser cunts doing fuck all 'cos of some made up bollocks really get on my tit ends
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Picking up rubbish or anything that might benefit the local community.
Fucking spackas.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)

just put little spikes on the wheels
then they can pick up litter as they roll around
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:06, Reply)

"disability" is quite a open field, I know a paraplegic that is very sucessful working from home

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)

My mother is basically quadraplegic.
She can still answer the phone and do emails. Just sayin'.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)

What she can do with her mouth beggars belief

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:49, Reply)

POW.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Prisoners of war PROBS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)

belief pay for with small change and half-tins of tennents
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Ship the fucking lot of them into camps. Work camps. There they can learn that work sets you free.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:38, Reply)

That'll "concentrate" a few minds.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I hope the take the green option and Zyklon to work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Its a solution to the problem. A "Final Solution" if you will.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:43, Reply)

"I'm depressed, so I can't work, and need, er ... all my bills paid ... for free ... "

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Sounds like you're in dire straights

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I've been in some dire straights
And a rather nice now-lesbian, too.

*proud*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Make them work, unless they have a damn good reason not to.
Alt: By being made to work.

AltAltL No idea currently, makes a change from the day to day bollocks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Sup AA have they stopped clicking your ever post yet?
But how? the jobs they are trying to make them do, make the people that do them for a living demeaning, once upon a time a dustman and street cleaner earner good money because it was a job no-on wanted to do
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Compulsory workhouses. If you fail to turn up you get jailed one night for every day you failed to attend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:39, Reply)

All of which we will end up paying for.
Stop all benefit. ALL BENEFIT FOR EVERYONE. Immediately.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:40, Reply)

what, including child benefit, DLA and the state pension?
Yer, fuck it, stop housing benefit an' all, they can sleep on the streets.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Put a cap on housing benifit
and do proper research in into those leasing housing into the benefit society
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:56, Reply)

My company does housing software for councils and housing associations

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Them aint the ones that we got to worry about

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Dont be so sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Really they milk that cow and all?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:06, Reply)

there is a cap on housing benefit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)

And probably on your sk8ter head

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I which case most could get work as part time prison officers........
not really sure if that would help
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:43, Reply)

as someone who has been signing on recently,
the job centre is no help to anyone. The bloke i see didn't even know minimum wage had gone up.
He didn't look at my sheet to see what i'd done to look for work, so i stopped filling it in, a huge amount of the jobs on the government website are out of date or badly organised and impossible to find.
Maybe the fact that there was actually a decent chance of me finding work he didn't spend much time with me, but still, the whole thing felt a little slap dash and bizarre.

Some sort of incentive to work is whats needed, but if everytime we try and cut benefit a whole heap of people start shouting bollocks about human rights then it'll never change. Or it will, I dunno, i'm not a politician.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Fair days pay for a fairs day work
The mentality of people has changed
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:49, Reply)

It's the "not worth going to work for an extra 10 quid a week" mentality,
yes, it may seem fruitless, but if you go and work hard in a year or so you might have thousands more than you did on benefit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)

THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)

THAT^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:58, Reply)

what he said ^^^^^^^^^^^^
etc
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I'm still in bed after a late one, albeit been reading work emails since about 8
shamefully moved the gym to tomorrow... got to get up for this afternoon's work though :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:44, Reply)

BOO HOO POOR YOU :'o('''''''''''''''''''

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Your nose has fallen off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:53, Reply)

better?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)

much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)

oregon trail just got weird

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

lazy cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Slapping the pink oboe all day aint gonna get you nowhere
JUST SAYING
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:46, Reply)

You need a nice hot cup of man the fuck up.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:46, Reply)

the up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:49, Reply)

YEAH FUCK OFF

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I for one don't see the point in working if you can get benefits and not bother. Whats the point in going to work just to get an extra tenner a week?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:58, Reply)

But thats a whole KFC Bargin bucket dinner you will be lacking each week

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I could go for a KFC today, in the non-suicide way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:01, Reply)

KFC is disgusting. Go to Burger King.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I'll take the Subway there

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Wimp(y)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I hear that Pizza Hut is really inexpensive you know the right person to go with
YEAH I WENT THERE SO WHAT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Burger King put too much slop on their burgers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Angus bacon and cheese double. I had one Monday, and I think I might again tonight.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:03, Reply)

It's okay I will just get food stamps.
I can't afford food AND sky telly.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Block their access to /offtopic and BBc news.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:01, Reply)

/offtopic and BBc news Oxygen
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I don't need a job I make plenty of money nicking laptops and iPhones and flogging them down the pub

( Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I sell cigarettes to children.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Too right
It's been even harder for them since they raised the age from 16 to 18
( Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Sometimes I offer to buy them for the underage layabouts hanging around outside the shop, but instead of getting their smokes I steal their money and spend it on Haribo for myself.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Round here they'd gang up on you and kick your head in

( Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Yes they would do that to me if I really did it, that's why I don't go out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

You were lying?
On the Internet?

For shame
( Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I like telling lies on the internet.
This may or may not be true.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:10, Reply)

There's a saying round here
"The only time a fisherman tells the truth, is when he's calling another fisherman a liar."
( Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I bet Bartlyby is gutted

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Quite the opposite
2 more years of noncing in exchange for ciggies, PER CHILD!
( Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Have you seen the price of a Fag lately?
I'm sure Geordiejay will no doubt tell us later
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha
Its funny because fag can mean cigarette AND gay person!
( Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Well knock me down with a feather, I never knew that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)

there's loads of good money in nicking lead off of church roofs.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Not now you have to register with the scrapyard.
I'm finding it harder to get rid of the catalytic converters too
( Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

i know a guy,
i'll take 20%
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Jessie Ware takes 110%

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Its all about the money, money, money

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I'm gutted at the lack of Tit Gazzes :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Sorry, I forgot my camera

( Peej, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
first tit gazz \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)

(o) (o)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)

^^ NSFW ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)

You love it, you slag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:53, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 11:56, Reply)