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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Blimey, an hour without a single post
Great times!

Alt: Do any of you want to buy me a record shop? www.ebay.co.uk/itm/On-The-Beat-Records-A-Classic-Vinyl-Collectors-Record-Store-in-Central-London-/221305313500?pt=UK_B_I_Business_for_Sale_CV&hash=item3386d318dc
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:56, 158 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
NO
Alt: Yes okay I will buy you a record shop.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Good man.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:10, Reply)
No.
If even HMV is in trouble, where does a dusty old record shop fit in?

I've been busy this morning. apologies.
Loving my new office though, the views are incredible.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Into a different business model.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Your sarcasm is palpable
Will you be selling a range of records or just stuff by The Wurzels?
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Thats the key

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:28, Reply)
alright tangles,
sorry, i got distracted doing stuff.
How are you?

alt: i have not read the description, does it say why is it being sold?
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Really fucking busy.
You?

Alt: I guess the real reason is: it is a shite business to be in nowadays
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:23, Reply)
getting bits done around the house before the job starts next week,
after 2 years finally got a bathroom door sorted out, shed sorted all that guff. I found that painting hallways is probably the most dull thing in the world.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Give me a bag of weed and I'll paint any number of walls

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:28, Reply)
is this an innuendo?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:30, Reply)
InYOURendo more like

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:31, Reply)
By which I mean, I don't know

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:32, Reply)
wait, hang on, 300,000 quid, on ebay,
is there a lot of property sold on ebay?
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Most things sold on ebay are *someones* property.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:26, Reply)
YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEANT FROG.
it's this sort of attitude that is driving people away.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Sorry. Please don't murder me.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:32, Reply)
It did start getting quieter when Doctor Frig joined, didn't it?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:32, Reply)
OKAY I WILL GO.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Nah you're alright

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:38, Reply)
OKAY I WILL STAY THEN

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I have a very thick 'anarcho socialist' acqaintance who blithely banged on about 'property is theft' for over fifteen years
Before I told him that it specifically referred to land and buildings, rather than 'stuff people have bought and own'.

It was hilarious; he used to use the phrase to slag off people for having nicer things than he does. He's one of these 'refuses to work' wankers.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Why did you wait fifteen years to tell him?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I was letting him be a thick idiot for lols.
He's the one that thinks life and pensions companies 'rip off the poor' and when asked to clarify the statement, merely says it his 'belief' and that there is no further discussion to have.

He's a grade A twat.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)
also
If he's such a socialist as he claims, he should at least understand the basics.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Every time he got in his car to drive round to tell him, the doors fell off

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)
He was putting his shoes on.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:43, Reply)
"Buyer to collect", eh?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:31, Reply)
i know something that buyer can collect.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:50, Reply)
There's no point in vinyl unless you're a sound engineer/virgin.
MP3 - vastly more convenient. No one gives a shit about the rich quality of the bass tone produced from a 1983 Moog rebuild.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Hi Rory

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:30, Reply)
is there a red message at the top of your screen by any chance?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:35, Reply)
There is - I have like omg totez replyd blud

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I have battered('s) sausage, chips and curry sauce
I win
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:29, Reply)
I have nothing because it's raining and I don't want to go out.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Fuck that shit
I was hungry, proper hungry
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)
As am I :(
I'm almost definitely getting a burger later.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:40, Reply)
That was fucking epic

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I wish I had battered sausage, chips and curry sauce.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:44, Reply)
battered's sausage?
yOU MASSIVE gAYLORD!
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:03, Reply)
sPORTSCOW aLREADY dONE tHAT jOKE

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I'm the best one here

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Innit. Im not stomping about.
I has a lovely lamb and mint Panini and have these little pasta pots in case I get a bit peckish later.

Whensa you Dolmio day?
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I wish I had a lovely lamb and mint Panini and those little pasta pots in case I get a bit peckish later.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)
at work now
still tired
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Go to sleep to alleviate the symptoms of tiredness.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:43, Reply)
i tried that all morning
couldn't get back to sleep properly :(
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I had 3 hours sleep, you don't hear me whinging.
It's that sort of attitude that's driving people away.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:46, Reply)
i've been here for nearly 10 years
I can't possibly be responsible for driving anyone away. even chimpy clung on like the most stubborn of clinkers until rory got involved.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Yes, it's good that you have let all that go now he has gone.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:47, Reply)
i never did get my apology

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Why would you? You were clearly a psycho cunt. YOU should have apologised, that's what I understand of the situation.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:52, Reply)
hear, hear.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:02, Reply)
shut up flakey mcflakerson

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:13, Reply)
If only she hadn't sucked him off in the first place, none of this would have happened and Chompy would still be here.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Thanks for voting for reply 2140244!

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(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)
i should have done it 5 years earlier

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)
It wouldn't be quite as cheesy then

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:18, Reply)
it wasn't cheesy
rory made that up. it was just inordinately HAIRY.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:19, Reply)
*bokes*

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:19, Reply)
what with Gill's facial hair and Chompys mountainous pubes I bet the room was electric*
*Static
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Clickin dis.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:25, Reply)
He's gotta be
SO VELCRO
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:25, Reply)
The real sticky monent came 2.5 seconds later, I've heard
Chompy had to beat himself off in the bathroom later
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:29, Reply)
2.5 seconds?
was he doing it twice?
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:30, Reply)
hahaha
I really shouldn't laugh this much
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:34, Reply)
probably relief that it's not just you

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Nobody has really missed me Swipeypoo
Have you missed me?
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:40, Reply)
i think we all missed you on some level

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:41, Reply)
It's the lack of cock gazzes innit?
I'll send you some now
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:43, Reply)
i've been getting LOADS of cock this week
LOADS
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Slag.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I don't even know how to answer her answer
I'm glad you did it for me
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)
you were supposed to picture it in a harry enfield voice
like LOADSAMONEY
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)
But that's your normal voice aint it?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Needy

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Got a reply
*skips in a circle*
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I missed you
But if you keep still I do have you I the cross hairs at the moment
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:46, Reply)
*Skips in very fast circle*

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:48, Reply)
you don't understand anything
not even how to dress yourself
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I do. I put my trousers on my head at parties to impress women and intimidate men.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Just have a little sit down.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:51, Reply)
+h

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I have beer does that help?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:53, Reply)
It helps me

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I has beers.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I shall this evening
Didn't get a chance for Amstel at lunchtime
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:03, Reply)
You never answered my question :(

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:03, Reply)
What question?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04, Reply)
To be or not to be

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04, Reply)
THIS ONE
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2140068
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:08, Reply)
No.
Bent question.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Well really

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:35, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Here is a good luck angel. Make a wish on him then send him off to another person. DO NOT KEEP HIM! Send this to ten people and see what happens in ten minutes. If you keep it, your bad luck starts now!!
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:03, Reply)
??

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:03, Reply)
IM SHARING THE LUCK AND GOOD FORTUNE INNIT

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04, Reply)
but where are the cookies?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:15, Reply)
YOU MONSTER!

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Shut up you like big birds

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:23, Reply)
and I cannot lie

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:25, Reply)
looks for other brothers
finds no denial
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:45, Reply)
*beats angel to death and bums until spaffing dust*

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04, Reply)
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont post this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:07, Reply)
HA! Already a mess! FROG WINS

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:12, Reply)
i think maybe we all should all calm down and have a little break.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:08, Reply)
I think some posters are already doing this.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:11, Reply)
It's ok I'm back now

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:12, Reply)
i think we need to have a super interesting thread to stimulate some intelligent conversation,
however, i'm off out for half an hour.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Part timer
That's the problem. There's no commitment.

Try a little tenderness
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I like the ones that have
Please share this picture of a potato for the sheer hell of it.

All them cancer angel ones can shit off.

"please like this page about brain disease. Because that will cure it of course."
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:15, Reply)
i'll pay you to stuff falafel into your mouth and wank yourself to death

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:29, Reply)
answer your phone!

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:30, Reply)
ha, i can't at work, my boss is a fiend for spotting me
text me?
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:32, Reply)
You had today off!?!?!??!?

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:33, Reply)
swapped it to a half day and a half day on friday
so I can drive off for my weekend away before the rush hour traffic innit
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)
vegewank

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Ok

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Windy pig was off out for half an hour fifteen minutes ago. Let's use the remaining fifteen to talk about that person he killed or summat.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I heard he shat on his dead face

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:33, Reply)
shat face, shat face, wotcha gonna do...............

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:34, Reply)
What you gonna do when you go to the loo

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I heard he ate his soul and shat it out on another planet creating Scientology somewhere else.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Its how Tom Cruise reproduces

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:44, Reply)
wait for it......
SURI NOT.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:51, Reply)
The door is that way >

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:53, Reply)
oh come on, that was a cracking joke
:(
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:56, Reply)
BOOOO!

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I believe he tried to hide the body in a field
to allow it to decompose slightly so that the internal chemical process would create a better tasting stew when he went back for his munging
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:37, Reply)
I heard he kept the testicles, for no reason whatsoever.

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:43, Reply)
spares
for when his lifestyle leads to the inevitable bollock rot
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:44, Reply)
His juggling lessons never got off the ground

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:44, Reply)
although that visit to the Albert Hall may seem to pan out

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Tips Hat...
well played sir
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)
*doffs hat*

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)
*Boffs Hoff*

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)
*hassles*

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)
*Hoffs*

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)
*jumps in car*

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)
*Kitts*

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:02, Reply)
He hangs them round his neck like some sort of trophy
He keeps sample of all his victims.
Like a cross over of a scrap book and the Book of the dead.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Afternoon
I have the day off, so I got up around lunchtime. Just got back from the chipshop for a sitdown lunch of battered sausage beans and chips and a mug of builders tea. Lovely.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:35, Reply)
well now people are going to talk

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)
This is almost getting to be worse than Chicken Thursday

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)
That's tomorrow!

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Today could be cock Wednesday

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)
You lot are obsessed!!

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:55, Reply)
HAHA

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I just meant a male chicken
Any other interpretation is purely in your mind
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Only for Swipe it seems
poor old geordiejay
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:56, Reply)
i didn't really get any today (unless you count just past midnight)
NO COCK WEDNESDAY
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I'll send you one now

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)
The Armin Meiwes delivery service

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I'll bet shes clicking refreash faster than she ficked her ginger bean after watching a George Cloony movie

(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)

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