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Blimey, an hour without a single postGreat times!
Alt: Do any of you want to buy me a record shop? www.ebay.co.uk/itm/On-The-Beat-Records-A-Classic-Vinyl-Collectors-Record-Store-in-Central-London-/221305313500?pt=UK_B_I_Business_for_Sale_CV&hash=item3386d318dc
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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NOAlt: Yes okay I will buy you a record shop.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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No.If even HMV is in trouble, where does a dusty old record shop fit in?
I've been busy this morning. apologies.
Loving my new office though, the views are incredible.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:14,
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Into a different business model.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:24,
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Your sarcasm is palpableWill you be selling a range of records or just stuff by The Wurzels?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:26,
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alright tangles, sorry, i got distracted doing stuff.
How are you?
alt: i have not read the description, does it say why is it being sold?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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Really fucking busy.You?
Alt: I guess the real reason is: it is a shite business to be in nowadays
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:23,
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getting bits done around the house before the job starts next week, after 2 years finally got a bathroom door sorted out, shed sorted all that guff. I found that painting hallways is probably the most dull thing in the world.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:25,
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Give me a bag of weed and I'll paint any number of walls(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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is this an innuendo?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:30,
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By which I mean, I don't know(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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wait, hang on, 300,000 quid, on ebay, is there a lot of property sold on ebay?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:23,
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Most things sold on ebay are *someones* property.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:26,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEANT FROG.it's this sort of attitude that is driving people away.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:30,
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It did start getting quieter when Doctor Frig joined, didn't it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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I have a very thick 'anarcho socialist' acqaintance who blithely banged on about 'property is theft' for over fifteen yearsBefore I told him that it specifically referred to land and buildings, rather than 'stuff people have bought and own'.
It was hilarious; he used to use the phrase to slag off people for having nicer things than he does. He's one of these 'refuses to work' wankers.
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Why did you wait fifteen years to tell him?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:39,
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I was letting him be a thick idiot for lols.He's the one that thinks life and pensions companies 'rip off the poor' and when asked to clarify the statement, merely says it his 'belief' and that there is no further discussion to have.
He's a grade A twat.
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alsoIf he's such a socialist as he claims, he should at least understand the basics.
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Every time he got in his car to drive round to tell him, the doors fell off(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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i know something that buyer can collect.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:50,
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There's no point in vinyl unless you're a sound engineer/virgin.MP3 - vastly more convenient. No one gives a shit about the rich quality of the bass tone produced from a 1983 Moog rebuild.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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There is - I have like omg totez replyd blud(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:49,
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I have battered('s) sausage, chips and curry sauceI win
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:29,
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I have nothing because it's raining and I don't want to go out.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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Fuck that shitI was hungry, proper hungry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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As am I :(I'm almost definitely getting a burger later.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:40,
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I wish I had battered sausage, chips and curry sauce.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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Innit. Im not stomping about.I has a lovely lamb and mint Panini and have these little pasta pots in case I get a bit peckish later.
Whensa you Dolmio day?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:55,
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I wish I had a lovely lamb and mint Panini and those little pasta pots in case I get a bit peckish later.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:57,
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Go to sleep to alleviate the symptoms of tiredness. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:43,
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i tried that all morningcouldn't get back to sleep properly :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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I had 3 hours sleep, you don't hear me whinging.It's that sort of attitude that's driving people away.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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i've been here for nearly 10 yearsI can't possibly be responsible for driving anyone away. even chimpy clung on like the most stubborn of clinkers until rory got involved.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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Yes, it's good that you have let all that go now he has gone.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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Why would you? You were clearly a psycho cunt. YOU should have apologised, that's what I understand of the situation.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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If only she hadn't sucked him off in the first place, none of this would have happened and Chompy would still be here.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:10,
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Thanks for voting for reply 2140244!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:14,
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It wouldn't be quite as cheesy then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:18,
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it wasn't cheesyrory made that up. it was just inordinately HAIRY.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:19,
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what with Gill's facial hair and Chompys mountainous pubes I bet the room was electric**Static
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:22,
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The real sticky monent came 2.5 seconds later, I've heard Chompy had to beat himself off in the bathroom later
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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hahahaI really shouldn't laugh this much
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:34,
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Nobody has really missed me SwipeypooHave you missed me?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:40,
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It's the lack of cock gazzes innit?I'll send you some now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:43,
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i've been getting LOADS of cock this weekLOADS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:51,
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I don't even know how to answer her answerI'm glad you did it for me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:54,
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you were supposed to picture it in a harry enfield voicelike LOADSAMONEY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:57,
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But that's your normal voice aint it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:03,
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Got a reply*skips in a circle*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:42,
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I missed you But if you keep still I do have you I the cross hairs at the moment
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*Skips in very fast circle*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:48,
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you don't understand anythingnot even how to dress yourself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:14,
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I do. I put my trousers on my head at parties to impress women and intimidate men.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:17,
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Just have a little sit down.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:51,
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I have beer does that help?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 13:53,
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I shall this eveningDidn't get a chance for Amstel at lunchtime
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:03,
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You never answered my question :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:03,
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THIS ONE www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2140068
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:08,
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Well really(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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\o/(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:02,
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Here is a good luck angel. Make a wish on him then send him off to another person. DO NOT KEEP HIM! Send this to ten people and see what happens in ten minutes. If you keep it, your bad luck starts now!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:03,
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IM SHARING THE LUCK AND GOOD FORTUNE INNIT(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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but where are the cookies?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:15,
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Shut up you like big birds(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:23,
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*beats angel to death and bums until spaffing dust*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont post this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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i think maybe we all should all calm down and have a little break.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:08,
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I think some posters are already doing this.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:11,
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It's ok I'm back now(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:12,
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i think we need to have a super interesting thread to stimulate some intelligent conversation, however, i'm off out for half an hour.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:15,
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Part timerThat's the problem. There's no commitment.
Try a little tenderness
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:16,
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I like the ones that havePlease share this picture of a potato for the sheer hell of it.
All them cancer angel ones can shit off.
"please like this page about brain disease. Because that will cure it of course."
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:15,
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i'll pay you to stuff falafel into your mouth and wank yourself to death(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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ha, i can't at work, my boss is a fiend for spotting metext me?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:32,
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swapped it to a half day and a half day on fridayso I can drive off for my weekend away before the rush hour traffic innit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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Windy pig was off out for half an hour fifteen minutes ago. Let's use the remaining fifteen to talk about that person he killed or summat.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:31,
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I heard he shat on his dead face(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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What you gonna do when you go to the loo(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:41,
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I heard he ate his soul and shat it out on another planet creating Scientology somewhere else.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:34,
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I believe he tried to hide the body in a fieldto allow it to decompose slightly so that the internal chemical process would create a better tasting stew when he went back for his munging
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I heard he kept the testicles, for no reason whatsoever.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:43,
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His juggling lessons never got off the ground(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:44,
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although that visit to the Albert Hall may seem to pan out(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:46,
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*doffs hat*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:52,
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*Hoffs*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:58,
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*Kitts*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:02,
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He hangs them round his neck like some sort of trophyHe keeps sample of all his victims.
Like a cross over of a scrap book and the Book of the dead.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:47,
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AfternoonI have the day off, so I got up around lunchtime. Just got back from the chipshop for a sitdown lunch of battered sausage beans and chips and a mug of builders tea. Lovely.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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This is almost getting to be worse than Chicken Thursday(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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HAHA(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:56,
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I just meant a male chickenAny other interpretation is purely in your mind
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Only for Swipe it seemspoor old geordiejay
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:56,
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i didn't really get any today (unless you count just past midnight)NO COCK WEDNESDAY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:57,
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I'll send you one now(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:57,
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I'll bet shes clicking refreash faster than she ficked her ginger bean after watching a George Cloony movie(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:01,
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