my family and friends are my life wins, they are outstanding
alt: urgh, neither, you disgusting heathen. cold drinks only.

altalt: I love where I am now, although i'd do it up a bit. and buy that place in cornwall for the weekends.

and an island in the sun somewhere, obv. with a private jet. and a pilot. in a uniform like the American air force ones. dribble dribble.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:34, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you've sprung a leak love

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)

i do like a nice uniform

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Say what you like about the Nazi's
they were very well dressed.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:39, Reply)

i saw monty's SS cap the other night

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:40, Reply)

and he your Dutch one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Does he keep it on the Lionel Ritchie bust? That's where I'd keep it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:41, Reply)

hallo
Ist zis me you are looking vor?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Woah what a feeling, when we drop gas through the ceiling

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)

All Reich Long

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Easy like taking Paris

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)

All Zyklon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I was quite pleased I cannot tell a lie

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:33, Reply)

is monty's grandfather lionel richie?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Apparently so. Weird that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Nicole doesn't look black either.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:11, Reply)

*passes tissue*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 14:38, Reply)

*passes kidney stone*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:02, Reply)

*passes the Dutchie*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)

*passes out*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)

*bums*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)

You only had to ask mate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Careful. You'll have GJ frothing at the leg.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)

You should be so lucky

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)

blah blah Kylie blah blah

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)

*Crosses 110th Street*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:13, Reply)

tune

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I was listening to Freda Payne Band of Gold the other day
that's a tune. Still sounds "new".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)

110th St now on youtube

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Number one in the Hit Parade when I was born, fact fans.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Mine was 'Land of Make Believe' by Bucks Fizz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)

John Lennon 'Imagine'
What a load of shite.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)

i like that song

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)

It's a load of shit. I'm going off you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)

you were on me?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Yes*
*no
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)

it's a great song

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:33, Reply)

you're a great twat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:34, Reply)

#
Agreed

Especially with Lennon's hypocrisy. Singing about how easy it is to imagine no possessions whilst playing on his white grand piano in his massive mansion - the guy had some fucking front.

Didn't he have an air-conditioned cabinet for his fur coats?

(
d371ght back again since
, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:59, More)


Imagine - John Lennon

It inexplicably always wins these wretched "best song ever" polls, which really only goes to show that the public love pretentious tree-hugging hippy crap. That's not why I hate it though.

No, the reason I hate it is the breathtaking hypocrisy of Lennon sitting at his huge piano in a huge room in his huge house and singing
"Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can..."

(
[*]evil_andy is assuming his ultimate form at
, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:18, I like this!, More)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Why do people think that is hypocritical?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Yeah cos you can still imagine that you are poor
even when you are rich innit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:42, Reply)

He had a point.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Congratulations. I have socks older than you.*
*may contain traces of mild exaggeration
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:29, Reply)

I'm at the age where I'm noticing my age.
These younguns with their nonsensical music.

It's all noise!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I'm at the age where I'm noticing more fucking grey hair.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)

You're The First The Last My Everything - Barry White
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)

^OLD^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Annies Song by John fucking Denver

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 15:42, Reply)