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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it's friday
I have half the day off to go up to Staffordshire for a country cottage weekend with my girls

my user number is way lower than any of youse cunts except kroney, I think.

my phone is dead. hurry up and charge, phone.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
hey! Bridget! Fuck off back to the hockey pitch and take that floppy haired Tarquin cunt with you, yeah?

(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)
i fucking hated hockey at school
that ball is too hard to be whacked at you with full force with a stick. netball ftw. nobody ever needed their jaw gluing back together after playing wing attack.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)
haha! netball!
Like that's even a thing.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)
basketball for girls innit

(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)
every year at my school, the rugby teams played the netball teams at netball on the last day of school
the boys had to wear netball skirts (one particularly broad hooker had to wear two, safetypinned together). they mocked, oh how they mocked.

and every year, they got THRASHED.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)
so what?
No-one cares, you hippo-hipped hooray Henrietta harpy.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:59, Reply)
nobody made you read it
go back to reading up on tips for how to get nuggets of your own shit out of a hamster's fur
(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Is this lezza stuff?

(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:49, Reply)
what? no!
some of my friends from school and I are going for a weekend of drinking and playing singstar and the ones who are married will talk about their kids and the ones who aren't will talk about their sex lives.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Are you going to talk about your diet then?

(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I imagine she'll just bang on incessantly about how chompy still hasn't apologised.

(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:54, Reply)
yer because this place gets 2 seconds of thought in real life
it's a cottage, not a yurt. i won't be wandering around wide-eyed remembering the magic of that there technology.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Humour me and say it's lezza stuff.

(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)
yes, ok
we will start off by comparing breast sizes and reassuring each other that we are all gorgeous, then it will move onto bikini waxes, and a discussion about full, strip or shaven haven, before we start whacking each other with pillows.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:57, Reply)
You don' t know how happy you have made B3ta users.

(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Back in a minute

(, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:34, Reply)

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