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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have half the day off to go up to Staffordshire for a country cottage weekend with my girls
my user number is way lower than any of youse cunts except kroney, I think.
my phone is dead. hurry up and charge, phone.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( , Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)

that ball is too hard to be whacked at you with full force with a stick. netball ftw. nobody ever needed their jaw gluing back together after playing wing attack.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)

the boys had to wear netball skirts (one particularly broad hooker had to wear two, safetypinned together). they mocked, oh how they mocked.
and every year, they got THRASHED.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)

go back to reading up on tips for how to get nuggets of your own shit out of a hamster's fur
( , Fri 8 Nov 2013, 10:02, Reply)

some of my friends from school and I are going for a weekend of drinking and playing singstar and the ones who are married will talk about their kids and the ones who aren't will talk about their sex lives.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)

( , Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:54, Reply)

it's a cottage, not a yurt. i won't be wandering around wide-eyed remembering the magic of that there technology.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:55, Reply)

we will start off by comparing breast sizes and reassuring each other that we are all gorgeous, then it will move onto bikini waxes, and a discussion about full, strip or shaven haven, before we start whacking each other with pillows.
( , Fri 8 Nov 2013, 9:57, Reply)
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