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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Best 3 nights
Worst 3 nights


Come on, people! I'm trying to keep the posts going here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:49, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:50, Reply)
oh ho

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:51, Reply)
No love for Thursday? Mean.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Fucking Friday wannabe innit?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I think of it as Friday Eve and celebrate it accordingly,

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I used to enjoy clubbing of a Thursday evening
Set you right up for the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I love a Thursday.
It's my most non productive work day.

Not the night though. The night can GTF
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:05, Reply)
This is true, yes
I've done next to fuck all today
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I need a unit of measurement less than fuck all to describe my achievements today with accuracy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:15, Reply)
nullimetre

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Is that how long Enzyme's cock is?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:18, Reply)
YOU'D KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:21, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Ideally not 50 blank ones though, eh?
Surely you must have had some cracking nights out?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:52, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:52, Reply)
etc.

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Arabian nights, Phoenix Nights, Barron Knights
Knights in White Satin, Saturday Night Fever, Boogie Nights.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I get told to fuck off wjen i put Barronn Knights on tje juke box.
Likewise Smurfs and Wurzels.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Feeling blue is the key

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Da ba dee.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:00, Reply)
*dies in Aberdeen*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Kate Bush. Wuthering Heights. Three times in a row.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Whats wrong with white satin?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:56, Reply)
cold slippery sheets

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I did rather mean the song

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Bit rubbish song.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:13, Reply)
More whine and wail than song.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Needs more 'four to the floor' beats and HI NRG trance riffs for your liking eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:27, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I'm not a bender...
oh, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Lancelot, Galahad and Richard the lionheart
Worst? Spielberg, Wogan, geldof
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Best one yet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Geldof is a prick. Discuss.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)
He's always after money, but he doesn't start by giving ALL of his away.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:58, Reply)
He cannot sing a fucking note either

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Same with Sting. Save the rainforests! Give us all your money then first.
I'd rape his Mrs though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I'd tantric rape her.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I'd not cum just to give her a complex about not being attractive enough to garner a moneyshot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:05, Reply)

just to give her a complex about not being attractive enough to garner a moneyshot.

because my diabetes has caused erectile dysfunction.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:07, Reply)
That too.
At least I can reach.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I tell women that they are unattractive when I'm pissed and can't get it up , then I slap them if they cry with my then erect cock.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Yes
Yes he is
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:58, Reply)
you're like Sisyphus

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:59, Reply)
or maybe more like atlas

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I do have the weight of the world on my shoulders, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Swipe has the weight of the world in her fat arse.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I dont even have a bill or lay eggs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:00, Reply)
spreads easily..?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Thats Flora

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Your Mum's legs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:12, Reply)
She keeps them in a jar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Just had a Christmas everything baguette.
Turkey, ham, stuffing, cranberry sauce and some green stuff. Hardly "everything" though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Oh I don't know, sporto
I just don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Thanks for your input

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I've seen in excess of 13,000 nights of varying quality
I just wouldn't know where to begin to answer your questions.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:15, Reply)
If you want to see 13,001 you better get typing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Surely you, of all people, understand the word excess?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:18, Reply)
No.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Excess is an aspiration and lifestyle choice, not an understanding. It is a focus, and a goal which can never be attained.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Thanks Yoda

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Problem, it is not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:25, Reply)
*Need You Tonight's*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Errr, steak night, ladies night and 'goodnight'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)
the living dead, the hunter, the long knives

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:15, Reply)
The long knives was a great night, I wish I'd been there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)
It's curry night tonight :)

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I forgot curry night, good shout.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:17, Reply)
3 curries, basmati rice and samosas for a fiver. Cooked by a proper brown person too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:21, Reply)
HELLOSIR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Unyonbaahgee?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:24, Reply)
What about my sister?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Phwoar! What about sportscows sister? Eh? Lads?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I dont have a sister

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:31, Reply)
EGGXACTLY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:33, Reply)
the heat of the, shyalaman, rider
i can't be arsed
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Come on Stunned
You must have had good nights!

5am barry rape couch?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:19, Reply)
In memoriam Monty Boyce
who would have voted for crystal, I'm sure.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Fucking niggah wannabe

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Corona, rhythm of the.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:20, Reply)
This is all getting rather desperate.
You guys should be flirting with other messageboards, like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:23, Reply)
slag

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I am nothing of the sort. Ask anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Like the accounts department at your workplace?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I have no idea what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:43, Reply)
talk is worse than this

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Thats it
I'm leaving
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:02, Reply)
This should've been your qotw answer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:03, Reply)
It's not too late!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:08, Reply)
You filthy deleter, Fu!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:04, Reply)

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